We Don’t Need No Stinking Giant Fans

Charlotte Business Journal;

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service says [Duke Energy] ceased night operations immediately after finding the carcass. It reported the dead bat to the service the next morning. The service examined the carcass and determined it was an Indiana bat. […]
Efthimiou says the company is currently losing power production time by turning the turbines off at night, but he calls it “the price of doing the right thing.”

Well, there’s always solar.

18 Replies to “We Don’t Need No Stinking Giant Fans”

  1. So, you can’t use you windmill at night, and your solar panels don’t work all that well at night, so what are you going to do for power when you actually need to turn on the lights. I think it might be time to invest in a candle making company.

  2. Millions of kilowatt hrs. go down the drain for an f’ing bat? Excuse me but this is batshit crazy.
    Why is it that the “price (cost) of doing what’s right” is never born by those who determine what is ideologically “right”? Seriously, it’s past the stage of witnessing this type of bureaucratic ineptitude and chuckling under our breath. The loony public sector must be confronted by “the soiled mob” every time they fugg up and cost us tax dollars. The morbid mediocrity of our political class is now retarding our progress as a culture. Mocking the silly bastards just isn’t enough to satisfy our sense of outrage any more.

  3. Ooooh wait a minute minuteman. Candles are made from parrafin, a petroleum product. Greenies won’t like that. Beeswax could be used but peta would get their cotton knickers all twisted. We could use more wood but the tree huggers would get all weird (wait, that’s redundant). We’ll all just migrate eastward and circle the planet once a day and stay in the lighted portion. Yeah that’s it. Greenies win again. Sure.

  4. If you live somewhere where you have piped in natural gas, the best thing to do is get a gas powered generator. People use these as back up generators. I don’t know how much they cost but as back ups go they are probably the best. As long as the gas supply is relaible, and I have never heard of a gas black out, you have an endless gas supply. Get a gas genny, a battery bank and an inverter (this allows you to run the genny more effiecently) and you’re all set. Might be expensive, but as we head for 80 cent a kwh electricity and rolling blackouts it would probably pay off.

  5. I have a seal oil lamp I picked up years ago in the Arctic . . . it has never harmed a bat or a duck.
    Wonder if I can get a government grant ?

  6. There are more than dead bat carcasses at the bases of these machines. This is probably not the only one that is endangered too.

  7. >>There’s a future in kerosene lamps!
    Could go back to using whale oil. That would be a boon to the old whaling ports in the New England states

  8. minuteman@11:11
    The gas generator is a good idea. I have a gasoline-fired generator that I use when we have the occasional extended power outage caused by ice storms or lightning storms.
    Another option for lighting, available to most anyone not living in an apartment complex, is to get some gas lamps. Either set them up to run on natural gas, or hook them up to a cylinder of propane. Such lamps are often used in RVs. They deliver a nice bright white light, and make little sound. Unlike candles, they make plenty of light, more than enough to do one’s normal chores, or to read by.

  9. The government – at the behest of environmentalists – will not be happy until we’re shivering in mud huts, burning animal dung in a desperate attempt to stay warm.
    Not that it’s likely to ever reach that point – sabotaging our own development to that degree would ensure we’d be invaded.
    (In related news, Obama dismantles our nuclear warheads while other foreign powers are increasing their stockpiles. As Kate would say… I’m sure it’s nothing).

  10. “Well, there’s always solar. ”
    Yep. Works just great at night.
    Alyric : First step of any new administration: abolish the EPA.

  11. All I can say is. We had better build some large institutions for the insane. They grow in number daily. If this continues expect riots on an epic scale. When you allow nuts to run your Nation its anti-climatic.

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