h/t and caption suggestion by Glen M.
Enter your own in the comments!
The Honourable Mentions:
“Two dummies discussing Health Care.” – Western Canadian
“Cover photo for Stephane Dion’s new book ‘Liberal Leadership for Dummies'”. – Anne in swON
“Dion discusses possible economic solutions with Bay Street trader.” – Joseph
“Dion takes the pulse of the Liberal Nation.” – Guess What
“One’s plastic, doesn’t think and acts in a pre-programmed manner; the other one helps people learn CPR.” – Tom72
“I told you Canadians don’t mind waiting lists.” – Sysk
And the Winner!
“You know,my wife,she has one of dese at home”. – Wallyj
We resurrected Paul Martin…now it’s your turn.
Cor…ee’s not dead, ee’s just resting…
E’s pinin’ for the fee-ords…..
and then the first dead Liberal said to the second dead Liberal ….
the dead parrot as a metaphor for the Liberal Party:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
Phillipe, is that you?
Phillipe, iz dat vous?
A dummy
A Hospital
Dion talking to a dummy…..in a hospital
We didn’t make this up
So funny ! it showes how far you can go with your immigination let I think it in reverse whiel I amnot Liberal lets help this Dion
then do not tell about Mrs. Walsh actor too since you both liberal and conservative are good actors here!!
he look kind nice man may some emtion can easy play with West White English conservative
probably Dion when he said this made the french mistake
“I think Canadians are dying TO vote Liberal”
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Dion probably means like this:
“I think! Canadians MAY dying!, vote Liberal”
the picture above is picture of faked dead Canadian soldure sent to hospital
when Dion went to see if any soldure really dead in afgan war when Harper show himselve are
hero of war
he faced faked plastic soldure ly down instead
He scared of plan of Haper may be deadly plan for all Canadian and Dion come back last week screamed that Harper tried to make fun of my French and scared of Harper two faces plan said:
“I think! Canadians MAY dying!, vote Liberal”
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because of his french accent nobody get it and laught at him while he MAY say the truth who knows!
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FRench people are kind and so emotion like similar like Italian but politer than them
I was in middel east little bit more than a year ago for business trip with two French Canadian and it is long story I will add about it later ,
what is funny though each corner we were walking ouside to go some where, one of those French Candain stop us and ask he want to go and get the gift for his wife and again we walk next block it was long walking again he stop us untill 6th times I suddently asked what is wrong with this man why he buy so much gift for his wife the second French Candain guy told me do not worry that is his 4th wife is and he just married again
I laughed alot said may bethat is reason all oteh left him he is too much favor his wife and second french guy was more conservative do not like to buy any gift for his wife in opposite with liberal guy too much vs. too little
probably emotion o French Canadian are not understand by English cold blood heart yet better Ask Cathlic Italian may help you undersand Catholic french better
No sir , I’m not voting Liberal . I may be a dummy , I’m not stupid .
As one dummy to another, what do you think of the Green Shift.
the dead can vote in chicago.
It’s too easy ….. way too easy.
har
“You know,my wife,she has one of dese at home”.
With a look that screams I saw Sheila Copps naked!, Stephane Dion surveys the lifeless, mute corpse of the Liberal campaign.
Ow can we screw dis taxpayer?
E’s got no bottom.
Captions:
1.”Quelle surprise, Michael Ignatieff right where ah want heem. Twice daily enemas s’il vous plait”.
2.”And how much did you donate to Joe Volpe’s campaign?”
3.”Waaat, eees dead? Merde, we can register heem in only three Toronto ridings!”
4. “Enfin, we ‘ave finally perfected, perfect leeberal voter. I’ll take fife million.”
Dat da first veectum huv arperz heefil plants.
Can’t beat the captions above but on a side note: Doesn’t Dion look scared? Kind of like someone looking a dead body and expecting it to jump up and say, “BOO”.
Further to Gird @ 6:58
Do you tink it’s izzy to place suppositoreez?
Syncro
I told you Canadians don’t mind waiting lists.
Visiting plastic people in a hospital, while the system is increasing degrading to the point Canadians are dying. Couldn’t Dion find a real human Patient instead of artificial ones? I figure even sick may attack Dion for their suffering at the hands of the liberals health care fanaticism without benefit of private care..
Do you tink it’s izzy to place suppositoreez?
Syncro
Posted by: syncrodox at September 30, 2008 8:53 PM
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You win! 😉
This is a true story folks. Last week on the national, they had a story of a young man taking his father to the advanced polls to vote. Upon leaving the booth, he realized he accidentally voted liberal. The pain, grief and suffering this caused, killed him.
As the Liberals last gasp:
they try to resurrect a lifeless Trudeau.
“You’re dat one who stole my Mojo!”
“Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion has not yet decided what he will do if he fails to unseat Stephen Harper as prime minister, says his wife Janine Krieber.” Krieber? His wife’s ashamed to take her husband’s name?
Dion wins it !!
Best caption line;
I Think Canadians Are Dying To Vote Liberal
He looks like a mouth breather to me.
Moose Javian:
Maybe that crossed her mind, but Quebec does not allow (since about 1975 or around abouts there – might be off on the date) women to change their last name to their husband’s when they marry. Don’t ask me why, what who…. I just read some article on it…Google it.
I’ve accounted the societally high ROI 3 year expenditures of all 5 parties; positive externalities like environmental capital costing, R+D, daycare, foreign aid, and mental health + affordable housing programmes to fight homelessness. Rankings are: 1st Greens $172B, 2nd Libs $45B, 3rd NDP $45B, 4th Bloc $15B, 5th Cons $8B.
Ignoring off-the-chart Greens, Liberals have highest environment and R+D totals, NDP best childcare and highest sindustry penalty, and Bloc the best anti-homelessness strategies: http://externalityaccounting.blogspot.com/
Dion discovers why there are waiting lines for beds.
CJ
Tanks but dis did not elp me! Da mean blogger she is like da Arper….she ave da phsychogray…psychoticrac…da… bully an she never recognize da brilliance of my academictry
Syncro
That pic is priceless. Visions of blowup dolls dancing before me…
The guys that set that up should be working for ‘Punk’d’
Dion has it all wrong, people aren’t dying to vote Liberal, he’s mixed up his English again, they’d have to be brain dead to vote Liberal.
One is for teaching CPR and the other “don’t resuscitate”.
An dis I av hidden in d closet for when Janine is gone over da night.
Strike in AB – you are quite correct. In La Belle Province a woman is not allowed to change her name to that of her husband. She can, however, change it to any other name she might want. On the other hand it is quite legal for the man to change his name to that of his wife. I know, I know – just really stupid – but, look at the province. Kind of explains it, huh.
If you are a hollow plastic sheeple zombie you always stick with the status quo and vote Liberal. Otherwise you might have to think about it.
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Stephane:
1-“What happened to him, did he drink chinese melamine milk?…Quick let’s put the blame on Harper in a commercial”
2-“is it a blow up doll for gay men?…Quick let’s make a commercial for Vancouver that Harper wants to ban them”
Woman beside Dion:
“He’s your long lost twin brother. Stephie, meet stiffy.”
Quebec:
Trying hard to be Canada’s first testicle free province.
No Vital Signs
Mr. Dion discussing health care with archetypal Liberal voter.
The stiff in the bed is dying to keep the Liberals out of office and see them down to two seats.
I can’t tell the difference. Can you tell the difference?
Two mints in one!
Dion meets the prototypical Liberal blogger.
To the readers of SDA
It has come to our attention that some misinformed citizens have been saying some scurrilous things about Mr. Dion.
This has gotta stop. Capeche?
Mr. Dion has friends.
Very good friends.
We don’t like the climate of suppression that occurs under a conservative government.
We need a Liberal government so people will not interfere with us when we run our business like we want.
So all this talk on the street sayin’ unpleasant things about Mr. Dion needs to stop.
Mr. Dion has very important friends. And these friends are good people. People who understand that one hand washes the other.
So vote Liberal, and help keep Canada free.
Sincerely,
Nicolo Rizzuto, Rocco Sollecito, Paolo Renda, Francesco Arcadi, Francesco Del Balso, Lorenzo Giordano
…What about Alphonzo (Back taxes waved by Cretin) Gagliano?
there are far more dummies who will vote in canada and they will have an impact beyond our belief.
Power Corp’s next Liberal Party leader relaxes before receiving instructions from his predecessor.
Hey, dats not Stephen ‘arper! Mr. ‘itman I want dat money back.