h/t and caption suggestion by Glen M.
Enter your own in the comments!
The Honourable Mentions:
“Two dummies discussing Health Care.” – Western Canadian
“Cover photo for Stephane Dion’s new book ‘Liberal Leadership for Dummies'”. – Anne in swON
“Dion discusses possible economic solutions with Bay Street trader.” – Joseph
“Dion takes the pulse of the Liberal Nation.” – Guess What
“One’s plastic, doesn’t think and acts in a pre-programmed manner; the other one helps people learn CPR.” – Tom72
“I told you Canadians don’t mind waiting lists.” – Sysk
And the Winner!
“You know,my wife,she has one of dese at home”. – Wallyj
“And as soon as we can get the 8-Track player to work, it’ll deliver your next policy statement…”
Mr. Dion….please meet your stand in for the debates!
Mr. Dion….please meet your stand in for the debates!
And then the ghost of election future shows Dion what will happen to the Liberals on Oct. 14.
“Pleez madame ghost, let eet not be so. Eez eet to late to change this vision?”
“Sorry, Stephane. We’ll have to pull the plug.”
Two dummies discussing Health Care.
“Dummies for Dion”
Which one is Dion ?
Yep, those ears are better than mine, I’ll take em! Now, I can learn to speak english.
Too little too late? Mr. Dion takes a well needed lesson on resuscitating a corpse.
One word: Borat.
E supported Joe Volpe for da leadersip why should I talk to im?
This patient, upon hearing Dion trying to explain his Green Shift plan, immediately died and turned to rubberized plastic. Dion felt he had finally managed to connect with someone, and continued speaking to the mannequin for over an hour until one of his aides explained the situation to him. Dion now views this interaction as a high point in the current election campaign.
He’s plastic, mute, doesn’t think and acts in a pre-programmed manner..
The dummy reacts in a similar fashion..
The perfect Liberal!
I think Liberals are dying.
Wanna change places ?
Yes Mr. Dummy, our expnded no cost health care program will even include you and your family members. Now have the nurse help you fill out your voter registration card.
Stephane took a long deep look into the dummy’s eyes, and saw….himself…with less charm and personality.
Annie Liberal, Annie Liberal! Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
My name is Stefan, I WILL help you!…………only If you vote for me.
Here’s the cover photo for Stephane Dion’s new book “Liberal Leadership for Dummies”.
Stephane was in the market for a charismatic, more energized version of himself to fill in for him at the debates. Eureka!
1. Federal Liberal Leader Stephane Dion seeks the Crash Test Dummy vote.
2. Federal Liberal Leader Stephane Dion speaks to plastic people.
3. Federal Liberal Leader Stephane Dion pitches the Liberal Green Shift to a dummy, but the dummy isn’t buying.
4. Federal Liberal Leader Stephane Dion is stunned into silence by debating partner.
5. Federal Liberal Leader Stephane Dion seeks counsel from the Liberal Brain Trust.
6. Dion meets Geoff from Courtney.
7. Dion discusses possible economic solutions with Bay Street trader.
“Psst, can i ‘ave da number for yoor tanning salon?”
And another Liberal voter rolls off of the production line.
Can you guess which one is Dion?
Dis is da replacement for Lesley Hughes in Kildonan-St.Paul? Mais oui, it’s an improvement but will he support me at the post-election party convention?
“hIs dis ting hanootahmhicallee cooreect? hId woulds mhake a nice gifts for Bob Rae.”
Ah… a typical liberal voter
C’mon you guys: be nice to Stephan. If we treat foreigners badly our political “tourist” trade from France could diminish.
Posted by: Joseph at September 30, 2008 11:47 AM
One more.
8. Dion takes the pulse of the Liberal Nation.
Two more and thats it.
9. Campaigning for dummies.
Tabarnac .. do you have a female model …??!!!
Liberals make me ill.
A photo is worth a thousand words. Or was it a million???
‘And zo, dis campaign, it cause me grief, no. I am ze sad man, un no one to calm my pain but yooh, it warm my haart to have yooh lis… wait a minuht, yooh not breathing. Madame est monsieur, we need da doctor un fast!’
Riffing on Kursk:
One’s plastic, doesn’t think and acts in a pre-programmed manner; the other one helps people learn CPR.
Ok, maybe I was wrong about the carbon tax.
Do you tink hit’s izzy to kiss a dying man on da neck.
You look like Robert Fife.
I wouldn’t be surprised if that ‘patient’ turns out to vote Liberal.
While there were some pretty good ones there, face it folks, no caption could do that picture justice.
“Quick,somebody get me a voter registration card!”
The operation was a great success, but the patient died.
“Hey, just choo stand up an’ call me a stiff to mon visage.”
I wonder if SDA is going to be tagged for being mean to the liberals. Better one liners here than anything MW and CBC can come up with.
Great laughs, keep them coming folks.
Well, They may end up dead voting for any one of the 3 main parties. None of the ‘3’ care a lick about ‘life’ or ‘freedom’.
Use your ballots well, my friends. Your choices will be fewer and fewer no matter which of the 3 stooges gets in.
A returned ballot requires the returning officer to record your reason for not finding any of the candidates vote-worthy. Its not much satisfaction, but it expresses something they need to hear.
If there is an unexpected result, how much worse get it be than now, when we murder our ‘future’ and repress our ‘today’?
Is that the guy who died in the waiting room after waiting 37 hours?
If the Liberals get back in we will have FUN again!
The personification of the Liberal campaign.
ResusAnnie, we hardly knew ye!
Stpehane Dion: “Lie down, don’t move, It’s really OK, the Liberal Party isn’t dead yet”.