Caption contest!
THE WINNERS
Such as they are.
3. You Are About To Be Bamaboozled.
2. “No, No, THIS is how I want you to catch my farts”
1. Obamagirl! Are those for me??? Are they real???
Caption contest!
THE WINNERS
Such as they are.
3. You Are About To Be Bamaboozled.
2. “No, No, THIS is how I want you to catch my farts”
1. Obamagirl! Are those for me??? Are they real???
Come here baby … that’s it … show me a liddle pucker … that’s it … just do it … just do it … oh, that’s a cute liddle pucker … just do it.
Aaahaa ; Here, give me the camera and I’ll get a picture of them kissing your ass.
“Why don’t you come to the front of the line, so you can drink your Kool-Aid first?”
“Gimmee the damn ball!”
*If I don’t cite Keyshawn, will anybody notice? *
“In my hands I hold the power to influence a large cohort of conservative blog readers to witlessly make bad caption jokes that only they think are funny”
Cheers!
Leto
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
Obama plagiarizes yet another famous quote. This time from the Statue of Liberty!
Obama plagiarizes yet another famous quote. This time from the Statue of Liberty:
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
Conservatives call for the privatization of the CBC!
Just kidding. Actually, their members of the House of Commons SCCH also support–along with the Libs, the NDP, and the Bloc–stable, multi-year funding for the Ceeb, indexed to inflation.
Oh, sure, they want to see an itemized budget before they agree to funding increases, but it’s widely agreed among observers that the Ceeb’s mandate already surpasses their existing resources, so justifying even more funding shouldn’t be a big deal (and indeed, CBC execs are quite elated with the report).
Once again, SDA readers’ opinions are roundly ignored by their purported political party. Face it, folks: they just want your votes, not your ideas.
Helped by MSM Obama pulls a Houdini and makes his middle name “Hussein” disappear!
Thanks to the purchase of carbon offsets, the Obama campaign’s carbon footprint is only this big!
“Look, I can point to eight women who have fainted before me in just the last ten minutes.”
*Vive le Quebec Libre*
Hey come on man, not so hard; chuck another one.
“And just before he kicks it, she , she , ahh ha, she pulls it away”
SNAKES!
STOMP THEM!
Stomp those snakes that would deny us our change”; Oh man , give me the camera man, quick!
I don’t care how many of em have to wait.
I’m Joe Freakin Montana , not Barack Obama, now holds your hands up like this, cause we’re gona do this aaaallll night long, if thats what it takes.
Then, then , Oh Man,. Then Bill say’s, “This is the way she holds her liquor”
Hillary’s breasts are THIS big !!
Phenomenon, Democrat (noun, def 13.) The ability to catch an invisible football and carry it through imaginary goal-posts, convincing true believers that the resulting touch-down is for real.
“Brains . . . brains. . . ”
Come to Jesus.