“Push!”


Caption contest!
THE WINNERS
Such as they are.
3. You Are About To Be Bamaboozled.
2. “No, No, THIS is how I want you to catch my farts”
1. Obamagirl! Are those for me??? Are they real???

121 Replies to ““Push!””

  1. Ya see , you just have to take the Bam-boozle ball, and pass it on!
    Here ya go; just take it.

  2. “Yeah, yeah and they’re passing babies to me, like I’m some kind of Messiah”

  3. “No really , I’m all checked out for one of these birds, Throw me keys”

  4. “Here, this is exactly what you need. It will solve all of your problems.”

  5. Who cares if I dropped the ball. You’ll never see that picture in the newspapers.
    Have a look. Do you see 666 anywhere?

  6. “Hey, man, I’m tellin ya… the score is World 24, US 0. It’s 4th down and 10. Three seconds left in the forth quarter. Gimme the ball and it’s a win. Yes we can!!!”

  7. while taking a break from curing cancer, Senator Obama demonstrates how he delivered a baby after recuing kittens from a burning building.

  8. “Yeah, I used to breed elephants. I’d hold a bucket-like thingy like so over the tip of the male pachyderm’s schlauson pole and… Well, lemmee tellya, them big dudes has got the biggest screwin’ poles in the world!”

  9. “Come on. Throw that baby over here so I can kiss it. I promise I’m better at football than Kerry.”

  10. “Come on. Throw that baby over here so I can kiss it. I promise I’m better at football than Kerry.”

  11. “Here in my hands you can see the substance of my policies for Amerika…”
    Reaching out to strangle hope and life from America.
    “Imagine you are holding a white, Christian, gunowning, freedom-loving American…”
    “Billary! How’s about a hug?”
    The 12th Imam reaches to fulfil the prophecy…
    “That is the last time you use my middle name…”
    “This is the sum of my talk – action…”
    “Shazam! America. Now you see it, now you don’t.”
    The last thing freedom will see in January 2009.
    If I knew how to use photoshop…

  12. “After we win this election, we’ll win another election and another election. You see, this is my life. It always will be. There’s nothing else. Just us ….. and the electorate …. and those wonderful people out there in the dark ….. Alright Mr. DeMille ….. I’m ready for my close-up ……”

  13. Watch me…. I crush Hillary’s white head with my bare black hands……oooh, that was fun….Watch me…. I crush Hillary’s white head with my bare black hands…..

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