Are welcome in the comments. Remember – I said three.
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1. Honking big eyeglasses come back in style; everyone with those tiny rectangular glasses runs out to buy new frames and feels pretty silly for having gotten them in the first place.
2 . Jack Layton changes his last name to Lenin and says he wants to be known as John from now on. Yoko Ono issues a press announcement indicating she approves. Paul McCartney cannot be reached for comment.
3. The puffy shirt featured on Seinfeld finally catches on.
1) Tony Blair masks (with an optional cellphone) are introduced in England.
2) Socks that look like hands are introduced in England.
3) Fake 10 and 2 hands are introduced in England.
1. Harper removed, Liberals win next election
2. Hillary gets in
3. Gas hits $2.50/liter
-More boomers will realize that snow boarding and atheism are best experimented with while young.
-The continuing arrival of wee bairns will confirm the triumph of life over death on Earth.
-Poplar trees along Memorial Drive will leaf out by May 11.
Happy New Year to Kate and all the SDAers (even those that reside under a bridge).
1)…It will finally be discovered that Cityeon Dion is actually Chewbaca
2)… AGW is a farce
3)…and the Goracle,Dr.Fruitfly,etc. don’t care,as all their assets are hidden off-shore,therefore not subject to upcoming Kyoto taxes.
1. Kate becomes PM.
2. Chretien, Martin, McGuinty, and every pointy-haired idiot that ever worked on a Human Rights Commission jailed.
3. In a tossup between Lickmuffin and Steyn, Steyn named GG.
Happy New Year everyone!
1: It will be warmer in the summer than in the winter,causing hysteria. 2: A 9/11 truther will have sex with a member of the opposite sex,causing hysteria. 3; I will learn how to make paragraphs and that other stuff,causing localized hysteria,mainly my house and vitrivious’es abode. Cheers,hippy new year to all.
Kate has Justin Timberlake’s love child.
Kate becomes the next Evel Kneivel.
Kate switches to cats.
Because it will be the 8th year there will be
1. Revolution somewhere, question is, democratic or totalitarian
2. Bankers will be hung to dry, what’s the question?
3. Classical music will become more popular; question is, because of sadness or because of joy.
1. Liberals will implode, the smell will linger for years.
2. Aborted babies will rise up and demand their rights.
3. Real Canadians will stomp on the Human Rights Tribunals, causing judges to run and hide behind their desks.
“3) Fake 10 and 2 hands are introduced in England.”
1. Once the crown royal and coke dry my keyboard will be screwed.
2. McGuinty uses England as an example of a perfect society, and tries really hard to out do them.
3. A casino will be proposed to be built on the newly acquired Ipperwash Park land by the natives, and everyone will live happily ever after.
1. In N.A. Politics Rudi with either Thompson or Hunter as VP (or Patreus? not likely) will pummel the dems winning CA, NY, NJ, and PA amoung others. The Dem victim will be – Edwards with Obama on the VP ticket (Hillary’s chances will expire when she suffers a momentary explosion worse than Howard Dean’s).
There will be no federal election in Canada but the CP will get huge amounts of popular legislation passed, maybe even the end of the CWB.
2. Oil will be less expensive on a real cost basis (large increases in supply coupled with slowing demand growth) than it is today and the global warming issue will be very much on the wane by this time next year.
3. The Islamic barbarians and the middle east dictators and elites who tacitly support them will be under huge pressure in the face of a rapid growth in public demand for democracy. Pakistan will permit NATO assistance in killing the said barbarians in the last refuges they have in the world. But the real developments and solid long-term progress will be in Lebanon and Syria.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
* 1. Pervez Musharraf is assassinated. Jihadis start to slaughter
every educated, good-looking person they can find. 2. India says, “F@ck this crazy sh!t”… and presses their nuclear
button… turning Pakistan into black smoking glassy wasteland. 3. Bush withdraws all U.S. military forces from Afghanistan
and Iraq… by way of Tehran… sane people celebrate.
*
1. New England Patriots win Super Bowl XLII, with Randy Moss as the MVP
2. After lengthy deliberations, the various Human Rights Commissions decide not to ban America Alone by Mark Steyn. They do, however, ban his next book, “Politically Correct Popinjays”
3. A Canadian Islamic leader publicly (to the general public) declares Canada belongs to Allah.
There are more predictions here
1) Peace will not break out in the middle east
2)Taliban Jack and Dopey Dion will continue to talk nonsense.
3) Small Dead Animals will continue to be the best blog on the internet.
Happy New Year Kate and the rest of you who read this.
1. Al Gore will go nuts and end up in the green nut house 2.Hillary will release her flying monkies on obama 3. Bill will lose his mond and run off after rosie o,donnell
Spurwing Plover,
I don’t hear you.
1) Giuliani and Condoleezza Rice will win presidential race.
2) Bird flu will come back again in several countries and scare us a lot given the state of our health system.
3) Asteroid will hit Mars and we will suffer after effects.
Can’t help being a pessimist, I spent my first month in an incubator!
1) Metric clock will be invented.
2) A hair drug will be invented.
3) Someone will figure out how to make money from a hairy metric clock.
1: San Jose wins the Stanley Cup.
2: Harper wins another minority.
2:Hillary wins the Presidency
I move to a secret cave in the hills and give up on humanity.
btw, happy New Year, everyone. Thanks for all your work on this most excellent blog. (In 2008 SDA will finish second to Mitchieville.)
As a seventy four year old I first want to apologize for the present. Then:
1.The Canadian Press will continue to misrepresent every move by PMSH
2. Christy Blatchford will be the only member of the MSM with any real sense.
3. The Royal Canadian Legion will finally ask why the MND, is in a blind funk.
1) CPC will be elected to a small majority in a late winter/early spring election forced by the Libs
2)Macleans will win its human rights commission tussle, much to the embarassment of the CIC..
3)The first signs of a violent anti-islamist backlash will be seen in a major European capital.
I will make five predictions (completely disregarding Kate’s rules … I’m a man WTF).
1) Spring will happen.
2) Summer will happen.
3) Fall will happen.
4) Winter will happen.
5) All will be abnormal, or the most extreme, close to normal, or normal ever. PANIC!!!
Disclaimer – this applies to countries that have seasons. If your region doesn’t have seasons … assume the worst … you’re going to drown in 9mm of water!!!
1. Longest day of the year will be in June followed by hotest day of the year amid claims of Global Warming.
2. Shortes day of the year will be in December and the cooling temperatures will be blamed on Global Warming
3. SDA will win top blog again and Kate’s win will be blamed on Global Warming.
1) A Democrat will not win the election in November, and Bush will be blamed.
2) 2008 will be the coldest year on record, and Bush will be blamed.
3) Gore will be diagnosed with foot-in-mouth disease, a-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-n-nd Bush will be blamed.
1) the CHRC’s claimed jurisdiction over speech will be ruled unconstitutional…it really is the Charter stupid.
2)The Northern Hemisphere will continue to have its average temperature trend downward to match the Southern Hemisphere…AlGore will blame Bush
3) Neither Conrad Black nor Scooter Libby will spend a day in jail,
First of all, Happy New Year to everyone, especially to Kate.
Secondly, the predictions:
1. The North American economy will not collapse in 2008, nor will it rocket up. China’s will continue to sizzle along.
2. (Somewhat of a long shot:) In a surprise upsurge, Ron Paul will win the Republican nomination but will be soundly beaten for the Presidency.
3. The HRC flap will reach the Supreme Court and the HRCs will be declawed.
1. The Cowbell (the world’s most underutilized instrument) will enjoy robust growth in 2008. Yes, there will be more Cowbell in 2008.
2. HD DVD and Bluray will merge and create one standard high definition format DVD player and call it the Purpleray.
3. I too will have many haircuts, always too long.
1. Justin Trudeau will go into occlusion and become the Hidden Mahdi of the Liberal Party
2. Algore will be acclaimed POTUS and pass a law requiring everyone to buy carbon offsets from his company
3. The Canadian MSM will continue to be uninterested in why Saddam Hussein gave Chairman Mo $1 million bucks.
1. Al Gore is indicted by a Grand Jury on charges of racketeering and mail fraud.
2. Following his argument that the West must lead by example, David Suzuki gives up all his houses and vehicles and goes to live in a mud hut in the mountains of Columbia.
3. In the televised election debates, PM Harper wipes the floor with Stephane Dion and goes on to win a massive majority in April 2008 leaving the Liberal party reduced to a handful of seats in Toronto.
Okay, not so much predictions as hopeful scenarios. Happy New Year!
1. Without massive religious conversions, human nature will continue as it always has, being self-referential, inward-looking, and downright stubborn and stingey.
2. Canadians will elect a small majority CPC government, ONLY if we can shuck our usual self-referential, inward-looking, and downright stubborn and stingey human natures. (The Trudopey-an disease takes a long time to heal…)
3. The West will continue to help in the Middle East unless the lawless, extremist, Islamist jihadists blow the whole ME to smithereens.
The world will have just as much need, if not more, of God’s Mercy and Wisdom, a truth which forever seems to allude self-referential, inward-looking, and downright stubborn and stingey human beings.
So, those who pray will just have to pray harder. Kyrie Eleison.
1.) Karlheinz Schreiber is nominated for the Order of Canada by Pablo Rodriguez and Madam/Mister X of the CBC.
2.) Sheila Copps announces her candidacy in Hamilton East as an NDP, vowing on promise of resignation to raise the GST to 7%.
3.) Jack Layton sits down with the Taliban, is never heard from again but is sighted attending rehab classes at a Pakistani madrassa. Olivia is pissed as she never thought her eyes were her best feature.
1. The climate will continue to change as it has for millions of years; enviromentalists will be shocked and will cry, “The sky is falling”. “The sky is falling”
(1) Al Qaeda or related groups will kill most or all of the Hashemite royal family in Jordan; the “Palestinian” majority will proceed with transforming the country into another terror state.
(2) An enormous, explosive volcanic eruption in Indonesia and the predictable global cooling it causes (despite the incredible quantity of carbon dioxide released) will be the climate story of the year.
(3) Prince (sorry, they’ve used “Count” for the past few generations) Michael Ignatieff leaves politics to foment trouble in Central Asia, thereby paying off his atavism.
1) Stephane Dion is really Celine Dion and since no one can understand him, he’ll only sing from now on when interviewed or asked questions in the Commons. Promises no answer will be longer than 4 minutes 23 seconds…the average length of today’s pop song.
2) Joe Clark will come out of retirement and run for the Liberals since the Tories are now too far to the right. But he’ll walk into a closed door after mistaking “Horton Hear’s a Who” for “Joe Who” and then decides to forget the whole thing.
3) Al Gore decides that global warming is ruining the beer industry. Puts his hand down his pants in an Al-Bundyian matter promising a free bar fridge with the purchase of his DVD (and $450.00 shipping and handling).
1. There will be a natural disaster somewhere in the United States. Democrats and the MSM will blame George W. Bush.
2. Mitt Romney will be elected President of the United States; Fred Thompson will be his running mate.
3. The New York Times will lose more money and readership.
An end to:
1. The Canadian Wheat Board
2. The CBC
3. The Liberal Party
#1 In a bid to prevent extradition, KHS will reveal that he was simultaneously in bed with the Libranos. Sadly, it will turn out to be true.
#2 Having saved us all the first time around with the internet, the Goracle will not resist temptation to do so again, and will thus throw his hat into the ring as the Green Party candidate in the US elections. Unfortunately for him the MSM will turn on him without mercy and realize that the whole AGW was a hoax all along; and
3. SDA will continue to rule the blogosphere. (This one was too easy)
1.-Lorne Calvert will get the boot from the NDP (already in the works)
2.-The NDP will elect another lefty loser and promise to give financial increases to WELFARE RECIPIENTS paid for by you and I. (the taxpayers)
3.-Pat Atkinson will retire from politics and we will never hear from her again. (one can only hope)
Okay, this isn’t all about me? Let’s see then…
1. California finally falls into the ocean.
2. Vancouver is officially renamed Hongcouver.
3. Israel lays Damascus waste for target practice.
4. Few will come to their senses.
Okay, I couldn’t help the 4th one.
I must admit I like Hunter’s Top Three the best:
Hunter at December 31, 2007 11:35 PM
1. The Liberal Party decides they have had enough of Stephane Dion, so they replace him with a monkey and still win 100 seats.
2. Jack Layton will say “working families” at least 10,000 times this year, maybe more
3. Having had enough of this “pinched” government, Ken Dryden will get so angry he will spontaneously combust.
1. Svend goes straight.
2. OCAP holds demonstration to thank taxpayers for generously funding welfare benefits.
3. The moon turns blue.
1. The bubble Boy (Gore) will come out of the closet and admit he’s really the head of an Anti-science Cult.
2. Steve Bloom & the Sierra Club will be sequestering Methane gas. They will be in the California fields picking & eradicating Radishes, Turnips and Cabbage! They will have
a web site called “RTC” (radish, turnips, cabbage)
3. John Cross will write a paper on how scientists can be “Herded” and made to emulate trained seals.
4. California will be “chosen” (political Consensus) as the ONLY global nuclear waste Site.
1- In late September, Al Qaeda will increase violence in Irak and elsewhere – possibly try another terror attack on US soil – to scare Americans into voting Democrat.
2- Celine Dion will get pregnant
3- At least one of my predictions will be wrong
Caledonia Indians dismantle blockade, find honest jobs, start paying taxes, and apologize for their actions.
Jack Layton chastises unions for greed and for protecting lazy and dishonest employees.
Liberals give back all the money we’ve stolen over the years.
1 – Global temperatures will continue NOT to raise (as well as the other various dire calamities predicted by the Goracle) despite increased CO2.
Proof positve, Goracle will say, that Kyoto is working but he needs more of our money to reverse the damage already done.
2 – Dion will wimp out and NOT force an election over the budget.
PMSH will continue to give him embarassingly public “Swirlies” for another year.
3 – Lizzie May will continue to be a mindless ninny.
1st, I will probably wish Kate and all who chew over information here a *Happy New Year*.
2nd, There will decisions made due to the fear that 40 to 70 Pakistani Nukes could fall into the wrong hands.
3rd Conservatives will form a Majority government.
========= TG
Tim*s is the most certain forecast however..
1) Peace will not break out in the middle east
2)Taliban Jack and Dopey Dion will continue to talk nonsense.
3) Small Dead Animals will continue to be the best blog on the internet.
Happy New Year Kate and the rest of you who read this.
Posted by: Tim at 12:30 AM
1 – Harper goes to the polls, wins another minority. Libs have leadership convention, bring down Harper, win minority.
2 – Republican President in US.
3 – Criticism of Kate in SDA comments continues to enrage SDA minions.
1) Hillary will lose and then publicly kick Bill in the nards (at least 3 or 4 times).
2) Algor will slip on July ice, crack his skull and show the world how truly empty his ugly noggin is.
3) The Canadian dollar continues to rise and all of them are spent in Buffalo, NY.
1. Honking big eyeglasses come back in style; everyone with those tiny rectangular glasses runs out to buy new frames and feels pretty silly for having gotten them in the first place.
2 . Jack Layton changes his last name to Lenin and says he wants to be known as John from now on. Yoko Ono issues a press announcement indicating she approves. Paul McCartney cannot be reached for comment.
3. The puffy shirt featured on Seinfeld finally catches on.
1) Tony Blair masks (with an optional cellphone) are introduced in England.
2) Socks that look like hands are introduced in England.
3) Fake 10 and 2 hands are introduced in England.
1. Harper removed, Liberals win next election
2. Hillary gets in
3. Gas hits $2.50/liter
-More boomers will realize that snow boarding and atheism are best experimented with while young.
-The continuing arrival of wee bairns will confirm the triumph of life over death on Earth.
-Poplar trees along Memorial Drive will leaf out by May 11.
Happy New Year to Kate and all the SDAers (even those that reside under a bridge).
1)…It will finally be discovered that Cityeon Dion is actually Chewbaca
2)… AGW is a farce
3)…and the Goracle,Dr.Fruitfly,etc. don’t care,as all their assets are hidden off-shore,therefore not subject to upcoming Kyoto taxes.
1. Kate becomes PM.
2. Chretien, Martin, McGuinty, and every pointy-haired idiot that ever worked on a Human Rights Commission jailed.
3. In a tossup between Lickmuffin and Steyn, Steyn named GG.
Happy New Year everyone!
1: It will be warmer in the summer than in the winter,causing hysteria. 2: A 9/11 truther will have sex with a member of the opposite sex,causing hysteria. 3; I will learn how to make paragraphs and that other stuff,causing localized hysteria,mainly my house and vitrivious’es abode. Cheers,hippy new year to all.
Kate has Justin Timberlake’s love child.
Kate becomes the next Evel Kneivel.
Kate switches to cats.
Because it will be the 8th year there will be
1. Revolution somewhere, question is, democratic or totalitarian
2. Bankers will be hung to dry, what’s the question?
3. Classical music will become more popular; question is, because of sadness or because of joy.
1. Liberals will implode, the smell will linger for years.
2. Aborted babies will rise up and demand their rights.
3. Real Canadians will stomp on the Human Rights Tribunals, causing judges to run and hide behind their desks.
“3) Fake 10 and 2 hands are introduced in England.”
1. Once the crown royal and coke dry my keyboard will be screwed.
2. McGuinty uses England as an example of a perfect society, and tries really hard to out do them.
3. A casino will be proposed to be built on the newly acquired Ipperwash Park land by the natives, and everyone will live happily ever after.
1. In N.A. Politics Rudi with either Thompson or Hunter as VP (or Patreus? not likely) will pummel the dems winning CA, NY, NJ, and PA amoung others. The Dem victim will be – Edwards with Obama on the VP ticket (Hillary’s chances will expire when she suffers a momentary explosion worse than Howard Dean’s).
There will be no federal election in Canada but the CP will get huge amounts of popular legislation passed, maybe even the end of the CWB.
2. Oil will be less expensive on a real cost basis (large increases in supply coupled with slowing demand growth) than it is today and the global warming issue will be very much on the wane by this time next year.
3. The Islamic barbarians and the middle east dictators and elites who tacitly support them will be under huge pressure in the face of a rapid growth in public demand for democracy. Pakistan will permit NATO assistance in killing the said barbarians in the last refuges they have in the world. But the real developments and solid long-term progress will be in Lebanon and Syria.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
*
1. Pervez Musharraf is assassinated. Jihadis start to slaughter
every educated, good-looking person they can find.
2. India says, “F@ck this crazy sh!t”… and presses their nuclear
button… turning Pakistan into black smoking glassy wasteland.
3. Bush withdraws all U.S. military forces from Afghanistan
and Iraq… by way of Tehran… sane people celebrate.
*
1. New England Patriots win Super Bowl XLII, with Randy Moss as the MVP
2. After lengthy deliberations, the various Human Rights Commissions decide not to ban America Alone by Mark Steyn. They do, however, ban his next book, “Politically Correct Popinjays”
3. A Canadian Islamic leader publicly (to the general public) declares Canada belongs to Allah.
There are more predictions here
1) Peace will not break out in the middle east
2)Taliban Jack and Dopey Dion will continue to talk nonsense.
3) Small Dead Animals will continue to be the best blog on the internet.
Happy New Year Kate and the rest of you who read this.
1. Al Gore will go nuts and end up in the green nut house 2.Hillary will release her flying monkies on obama 3. Bill will lose his mond and run off after rosie o,donnell
Spurwing Plover,
I don’t hear you.
1) Giuliani and Condoleezza Rice will win presidential race.
2) Bird flu will come back again in several countries and scare us a lot given the state of our health system.
3) Asteroid will hit Mars and we will suffer after effects.
Can’t help being a pessimist, I spent my first month in an incubator!
1) Metric clock will be invented.
2) A hair drug will be invented.
3) Someone will figure out how to make money from a hairy metric clock.
1: San Jose wins the Stanley Cup.
2: Harper wins another minority.
2:Hillary wins the Presidency
I move to a secret cave in the hills and give up on humanity.
btw, happy New Year, everyone. Thanks for all your work on this most excellent blog. (In 2008 SDA will finish second to Mitchieville.)
As a seventy four year old I first want to apologize for the present. Then:
1.The Canadian Press will continue to misrepresent every move by PMSH
2. Christy Blatchford will be the only member of the MSM with any real sense.
3. The Royal Canadian Legion will finally ask why the MND, is in a blind funk.
1) CPC will be elected to a small majority in a late winter/early spring election forced by the Libs
2)Macleans will win its human rights commission tussle, much to the embarassment of the CIC..
3)The first signs of a violent anti-islamist backlash will be seen in a major European capital.
I will make five predictions (completely disregarding Kate’s rules … I’m a man WTF).
1) Spring will happen.
2) Summer will happen.
3) Fall will happen.
4) Winter will happen.
5) All will be abnormal, or the most extreme, close to normal, or normal ever. PANIC!!!
Disclaimer – this applies to countries that have seasons. If your region doesn’t have seasons … assume the worst … you’re going to drown in 9mm of water!!!
1. Longest day of the year will be in June followed by hotest day of the year amid claims of Global Warming.
2. Shortes day of the year will be in December and the cooling temperatures will be blamed on Global Warming
3. SDA will win top blog again and Kate’s win will be blamed on Global Warming.
1) A Democrat will not win the election in November, and Bush will be blamed.
2) 2008 will be the coldest year on record, and Bush will be blamed.
3) Gore will be diagnosed with foot-in-mouth disease, a-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-n-nd Bush will be blamed.
1) the CHRC’s claimed jurisdiction over speech will be ruled unconstitutional…it really is the Charter stupid.
2)The Northern Hemisphere will continue to have its average temperature trend downward to match the Southern Hemisphere…AlGore will blame Bush
3) Neither Conrad Black nor Scooter Libby will spend a day in jail,
First of all, Happy New Year to everyone, especially to Kate.
Secondly, the predictions:
1. The North American economy will not collapse in 2008, nor will it rocket up. China’s will continue to sizzle along.
2. (Somewhat of a long shot:) In a surprise upsurge, Ron Paul will win the Republican nomination but will be soundly beaten for the Presidency.
3. The HRC flap will reach the Supreme Court and the HRCs will be declawed.
1. The Cowbell (the world’s most underutilized instrument) will enjoy robust growth in 2008. Yes, there will be more Cowbell in 2008.
2. HD DVD and Bluray will merge and create one standard high definition format DVD player and call it the Purpleray.
3. I too will have many haircuts, always too long.
1. Justin Trudeau will go into occlusion and become the Hidden Mahdi of the Liberal Party
2. Algore will be acclaimed POTUS and pass a law requiring everyone to buy carbon offsets from his company
3. The Canadian MSM will continue to be uninterested in why Saddam Hussein gave Chairman Mo $1 million bucks.
1. Al Gore is indicted by a Grand Jury on charges of racketeering and mail fraud.
2. Following his argument that the West must lead by example, David Suzuki gives up all his houses and vehicles and goes to live in a mud hut in the mountains of Columbia.
3. In the televised election debates, PM Harper wipes the floor with Stephane Dion and goes on to win a massive majority in April 2008 leaving the Liberal party reduced to a handful of seats in Toronto.
Okay, not so much predictions as hopeful scenarios. Happy New Year!
1. Without massive religious conversions, human nature will continue as it always has, being self-referential, inward-looking, and downright stubborn and stingey.
2. Canadians will elect a small majority CPC government, ONLY if we can shuck our usual self-referential, inward-looking, and downright stubborn and stingey human natures. (The Trudopey-an disease takes a long time to heal…)
3. The West will continue to help in the Middle East unless the lawless, extremist, Islamist jihadists blow the whole ME to smithereens.
The world will have just as much need, if not more, of God’s Mercy and Wisdom, a truth which forever seems to allude self-referential, inward-looking, and downright stubborn and stingey human beings.
So, those who pray will just have to pray harder. Kyrie Eleison.
1.) Karlheinz Schreiber is nominated for the Order of Canada by Pablo Rodriguez and Madam/Mister X of the CBC.
2.) Sheila Copps announces her candidacy in Hamilton East as an NDP, vowing on promise of resignation to raise the GST to 7%.
3.) Jack Layton sits down with the Taliban, is never heard from again but is sighted attending rehab classes at a Pakistani madrassa. Olivia is pissed as she never thought her eyes were her best feature.
1. The climate will continue to change as it has for millions of years; enviromentalists will be shocked and will cry, “The sky is falling”. “The sky is falling”
(1) Al Qaeda or related groups will kill most or all of the Hashemite royal family in Jordan; the “Palestinian” majority will proceed with transforming the country into another terror state.
(2) An enormous, explosive volcanic eruption in Indonesia and the predictable global cooling it causes (despite the incredible quantity of carbon dioxide released) will be the climate story of the year.
(3) Prince (sorry, they’ve used “Count” for the past few generations) Michael Ignatieff leaves politics to foment trouble in Central Asia, thereby paying off his atavism.
1) Stephane Dion is really Celine Dion and since no one can understand him, he’ll only sing from now on when interviewed or asked questions in the Commons. Promises no answer will be longer than 4 minutes 23 seconds…the average length of today’s pop song.
2) Joe Clark will come out of retirement and run for the Liberals since the Tories are now too far to the right. But he’ll walk into a closed door after mistaking “Horton Hear’s a Who” for “Joe Who” and then decides to forget the whole thing.
3) Al Gore decides that global warming is ruining the beer industry. Puts his hand down his pants in an Al-Bundyian matter promising a free bar fridge with the purchase of his DVD (and $450.00 shipping and handling).
1. There will be a natural disaster somewhere in the United States. Democrats and the MSM will blame George W. Bush.
2. Mitt Romney will be elected President of the United States; Fred Thompson will be his running mate.
3. The New York Times will lose more money and readership.
An end to:
1. The Canadian Wheat Board
2. The CBC
3. The Liberal Party
#1 In a bid to prevent extradition, KHS will reveal that he was simultaneously in bed with the Libranos. Sadly, it will turn out to be true.
#2 Having saved us all the first time around with the internet, the Goracle will not resist temptation to do so again, and will thus throw his hat into the ring as the Green Party candidate in the US elections. Unfortunately for him the MSM will turn on him without mercy and realize that the whole AGW was a hoax all along; and
3. SDA will continue to rule the blogosphere. (This one was too easy)
1.-Lorne Calvert will get the boot from the NDP (already in the works)
2.-The NDP will elect another lefty loser and promise to give financial increases to WELFARE RECIPIENTS paid for by you and I. (the taxpayers)
3.-Pat Atkinson will retire from politics and we will never hear from her again. (one can only hope)
Okay, this isn’t all about me? Let’s see then…
1. California finally falls into the ocean.
2. Vancouver is officially renamed Hongcouver.
3. Israel lays Damascus waste for target practice.
4. Few will come to their senses.
Okay, I couldn’t help the 4th one.
I must admit I like Hunter’s Top Three the best:
Hunter at December 31, 2007 11:35 PM
1. The Liberal Party decides they have had enough of Stephane Dion, so they replace him with a monkey and still win 100 seats.
2. Jack Layton will say “working families” at least 10,000 times this year, maybe more
3. Having had enough of this “pinched” government, Ken Dryden will get so angry he will spontaneously combust.
1. Svend goes straight.
2. OCAP holds demonstration to thank taxpayers for generously funding welfare benefits.
3. The moon turns blue.
1. The bubble Boy (Gore) will come out of the closet and admit he’s really the head of an Anti-science Cult.
2. Steve Bloom & the Sierra Club will be sequestering Methane gas. They will be in the California fields picking & eradicating Radishes, Turnips and Cabbage! They will have
a web site called “RTC” (radish, turnips, cabbage)
3. John Cross will write a paper on how scientists can be “Herded” and made to emulate trained seals.
4. California will be “chosen” (political Consensus) as the ONLY global nuclear waste Site.
1- In late September, Al Qaeda will increase violence in Irak and elsewhere – possibly try another terror attack on US soil – to scare Americans into voting Democrat.
2- Celine Dion will get pregnant
3- At least one of my predictions will be wrong
Caledonia Indians dismantle blockade, find honest jobs, start paying taxes, and apologize for their actions.
Jack Layton chastises unions for greed and for protecting lazy and dishonest employees.
Liberals give back all the money we’ve stolen over the years.
1 – Global temperatures will continue NOT to raise (as well as the other various dire calamities predicted by the Goracle) despite increased CO2.
Proof positve, Goracle will say, that Kyoto is working but he needs more of our money to reverse the damage already done.
2 – Dion will wimp out and NOT force an election over the budget.
PMSH will continue to give him embarassingly public “Swirlies” for another year.
3 – Lizzie May will continue to be a mindless ninny.
1st, I will probably wish Kate and all who chew over information here a *Happy New Year*.
2nd, There will decisions made due to the fear that 40 to 70 Pakistani Nukes could fall into the wrong hands.
3rd Conservatives will form a Majority government.
========= TG
Tim*s is the most certain forecast however..
1) Peace will not break out in the middle east
2)Taliban Jack and Dopey Dion will continue to talk nonsense.
3) Small Dead Animals will continue to be the best blog on the internet.
Happy New Year Kate and the rest of you who read this.
Posted by: Tim at 12:30 AM
1 – Harper goes to the polls, wins another minority. Libs have leadership convention, bring down Harper, win minority.
2 – Republican President in US.
3 – Criticism of Kate in SDA comments continues to enrage SDA minions.
1) Hillary will lose and then publicly kick Bill in the nards (at least 3 or 4 times).
2) Algor will slip on July ice, crack his skull and show the world how truly empty his ugly noggin is.
3) The Canadian dollar continues to rise and all of them are spent in Buffalo, NY.