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Rumour has it she is going to star in a Public Service Film as pennance:
Top 10 warning signs your daughter is a no talent publicity seeking drunken douche bag.

Geez Kate,I haven’t got time to read that tome…will anxiously await the movie,or maybe a War and Peace type mini-series!Wait an absolute joke this is!

Was it written in crayon?

It is even a shorter read than thought. Reports says she has been released after serving just Four days

Better edit that script. It’ll be a mini series now, as she’s out a bit early! Good behaviour, I imagine.

Latest news is that she’s already been released

Great to see her get her freedom, she can get back to being a full time slut.

I’m waiting for the video, thanks.

South Park will have a field day with this. The last Paris episode was classic. Her “cough” was a bit sick and when her little dog committed suicide… epic!

Welcome to the “real” life.

It would be funnier if she hadn’t already been released from Prison. 5 days: I’m glad to see that justice is blind….

Oops, meant to include the url
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html

Out after three days because of a medical condition? Could that be highly contagious STD or perhaps it’s just cruel to jail people with such low IQ.
When I see this sort of thing my total lack of respect for current justice is reinforced. Why would any one bother to obey any law they don’t happen to like.
In Canada you don’t have to be a rich slut to possess a get out of jail free card, you just have to say your sorry … even if you killed someone while racing your car or got mad and stabbed your girlfriend to death or dragged a 7-11 worker do death under your car for a few bucks worth of gas. Or beat some senior citizen to death for her purse.
Maybe Sharia law isn’t such a bad idea after all.

well, we add another one to the list of the world’s shortest books. Paris joins the distinguished underacheiver novelist class with such literary luminaries such as:
FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Michael Moore
MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Antonia Zerbisias
MY PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR
By Sacha and Justin Trudeau
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT ALBERTA
by Stephane Dion
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT DION
By Ted Morton
HUMILITY AND LOYALTY IN MODERN PROGRESSIVES
by Garth Turner
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Belinda Stronach
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Maurice Strong
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & David Suzuki
GILES DUCEPPE’S TRAVEL GUIDE TO CANADA
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Peter Mansbridge
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Sunara Tabani & Rosie O’Donnel
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Peter McKay
THE PHONE DIRECTORY FOR MENSA MEMBERS WORKING AT CTV
MY PLAN TO STOP PATHALOGICAL LYING IN 30 DAYS OR LESS
by Dalton McGuinty
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE IN MAUI
by Gordon Campbell
MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Warren Kinsella, introduction by Jean Chretien

If you want to read more comments, the Globe and Mail‘s report has 59 of them as of 12:00 PM.

WLMR. Gota like your sense of humor.

Paris is free! And the whole world rejoices!
This example of American abuse of Justice ranks with Solzhenitsyn’s ordeals.
I look for the book, “The American Gulag, and How I Survived”.
Maybe she should hire a ghost writer.

First Prison Official: “So, Ms. Hilton arrived. How’s she doing?”
Second Prison Official: “No food for two days, semi-catatonic, alternately stares at the wall and cries. We have her in solitary so the other inmates don’t kill her and eat the corpse.”
First Prison Official: “Just like we figured then. You wanna go down in history as the meanie who drove the cute harmless blond chick into drooling madness?
Second Prison Official: “Nuh uh. I already called her lawyer and her limo.”
First Prison Official: “Good man.”

Only 4 days? It goes to prove that the justice system works differently for celebrities.

“Was it written in crayon?
Posted by: Rattfuc at June 7, 2007 10:53 AM ”
Ohoh…careful. WK may be suing you for associating her with him. Or is that Crayola?

Well JustThinkin, they do have a lot in common.
Both vapid and self-centered.
FOX news tells us she was released because she developed a rash on her body. Hmmmm………
Wonder what kind of rash and who she contracted it from.

Rash? It’s obvious, she’s allergic to jail.

Obviously a fake. PH is not known to write.

while on the subject , what happened to our very own Paris Stronach?
no Chrysler cars to redesign, you know the international ones that drive on the left or the right but wont stay on either.

HOW TO HUG CRIMINALS
by David Miller

almost forgot: HOW TO HUG CRIMINALS is written in pink lipstick

Going to be tough on Nick Nolte or Robert Downy next time!

They most likely starched the sheets. Pale white rich kid’s skin not used to it.

WLM: I love you list of “short” novels! The only thing its too true! The saddest part of all of this, that little girl has never had anyone tell her NO and mean it! No wonder she is so screwed up! Society just loves to make celebrities out of nobodies.