“Mohammed And Jill Went Up The Hill”

“Little Mohammed Horner sat in a corner…”
“Mohammed Sprat could eat no fat, his wives could eat no lean…”
(From from the New Collection of 21st Century British Nursery Rhymes.)

15 Replies to ““Mohammed And Jill Went Up The Hill””

We really shouldn’t joke about such serious matters.
It may start with rewriting our nursery rhymes and end with rewriting all of our laws since they’re based on Judeo-Christian tenets.
Watch for Sharia law coming to the Chamber of Red and Ermine and it’s in.
Mohammed and Jill has no ring to it, Jill’s gotta go, watch for it.

Oh relax Liz. It is just the natural course for the religion of peace. They wouldn’t actually kick Jill out. Just cover her in burlap, while she’s at the stove.

Speaking of mohammed, has anyone heard of Islamberg, an encampment in the Catskills?
1 and a half hours north of NYC?? Heard something about it on the radio yesterday.

Wouldn’t be surprising johnboy, they usually hit for the hills.

When you hear about ‘moderate muslims’ or ‘peaceful islam’ thing about it: for a muslim it is frowned upon if they lie to another muslim, but lying to the infidels is noble and encouraged. Remember that.

johnboy – Speaking of mohammed, has anyone heard of Islamberg, an encampment in the Catskills?
1 and a half hours north of NYC?? Heard something about it on the radio yesterday.
From google – http://www.islamberg.org/
I’ve heard of them before or at least something that sounded very familiar. After further research, here was the story at jihadwatch.org.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/016411.php
Naturally followed up by threats. http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/cover051507.htm

Mohammed be nimble,
Mohammed be quick,
Mohammed jump over
the dynamite stick.

usawakeup.org

So is Taliban Jack now to be called Mohammed Layton?

They got this backwards and it will have to be remade. Desi Arnaz would still make the best Jack.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034751

Mohammed and Fatima
Went up the hill
Fatima tripped on her Burkha
fatima rolled down
And broke her crown
And Mohammed said, “durka. durka”
Sorry, best I could do on short notice.

So this trend to hordes of Babies named Mohamed … is this a new Baby Boom of sorts?
Mohamed and Fatima went boom!
Mohamed and Fatima went boom!
Now Mohamed spends eternity with 72 virgins
And Fatima is serviced by dwarfs for all eternity
Mommy and Daddy are proud
That about covers it.
All that is left now is to replace Mothers Day with Virgins day and Fathers Day with Dwarfs Day then the multicultural circle with be complete in Jolly Old.