Election Eve Blockbuster – small dead animals

Received from anonymous source;

“All of the evidence is not in, but it appears that US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice may have slept with Prime Minister Paul Martin when she was in Ottawa.
I will send details when they become available. All I have now is this photograph.”

BREAKING
MARTIN ISSUES DENIAL

70 Replies to “Election Eve Blockbuster”

Shrinkage Eh!

That is hysterical!

Kate,
I think you missed the perfect opportunity for a Get Smart joke:
“missed it by that much”.

SDA has too much class for this type of posting.

They remind me of the crusher, from Kids in the Hall. I crush your little head, crush it, crush it.

This is funny – and it would be just as funny if the second picture was of Stephen Harper. Those who think it’s a low blow – get a life. It’s just humour.
Keep up the good work!

Antoher caption along the Get Dmart line:
“We were that close to killing Zawahiri!”
Of course, Ayman’s appearence on the web, reading elegiac poetry on an old tape, makes me wonder if we missed him at all.

Folks, you have it all wrong. Condi’s just reporting why America won’t get into bed with Martin’s government at the 11th hour, now when he’s desperate to succor both the America-hating and America-friendly votes.
Martin, of course, is just sticking to the facts…

Hilarious.
I saw footage of Martin “playing guitar”. I don’t htink he was actually playing the guitar. If he was, he was, he was playing the same cghord–his finger position on the bridge never changed. He was faking it.

“After the 2004 elections here in the U.S. the lefties here pondered moving to Canada…where,pray tell, would lefty Canadians hope to escape to?”
Cuba.

I hear a lot of comments like why rock the boat. The economy is good, and I remember losing my job under the conservatives. These small-minded people think that somehow the government has a magic wand, and poof the economy is now good.
They fail to understand that the high price of Oil, lumber, ECT. Is fuelling this economy and that alone will make us or break us.
All I can say is, whom would you rather have in charge of an Oil boom? Harper who worked for them or Paul Martin who is trying to tax them out of business.

LMFAROF! Kate, get yer mind outta the gutter…. or move over and make room for the rest of us :oP Too bloody funny *GRIN*!!

I actually got a call from someone who was upset at this post, and while I respect that not everyone has the same sense of humour, I’ll remind readers that this blog was established with the intent of pushing both envelopes and buttons, just a little.
With 1,000 readers coming in each hour, there’s no way I can make everyone happy, so I default to what I think is funny.
No disprespect at all intended to Condi Rice – I suspect she’d get a chuckle at the joke herself, considering she had Paul Martin about 134th on her list of “must see” world leaders…

You’ve got the first part of the story all wrong. Condi was merely reporting a flasher. In Canada. Did he or didn’t he? We don’t know. He isn’t saying.

CJG: Pffft! loosen up! I’m sure Harper would laugh his *ss off. I doubt many Americans would even bat an eye. Condi might even giggle. After all, the very thought of it… ROFLPMS
SAILOR: No worries about MWW… that girl’s as dingy as a chime in a windstorm. Too many ‘roos loose in the upper paddock!
Thanks Kate… made my day m8! *SEG*