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http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/editorial/story.html?id=d531d17a-50b1-4741-b901-880f01dca025
Excerpt…
“The knee-jerk booing of the teenage U.S. players, even when they played the Russians, was as distasteful as it was tiresome.
“As Province reader Gord Turner of Richmond stated: ‘It’s a shame the excellent hockey we’re seeing in the world junior championship had to be marred by the rampant anti-Americanism that we’ve seen all week.’
“Time was when our fans considered hockey teams from Russia to be the bad guys. These days, some obviously think it’s cool to repeatedly jeer American teams.
“Now, as adults, we may disagree strongly with U.S. government policies on such issues as Iraq or softwood lumber.
“But we don’t think it was clever, classy or cool to pick on U.S. youngsters playing our game in our country in the best way they know how.
“It was just bush-league.”
Ignorant red-necks. The Liberals have made U.S. bashing so acceptable in Canada it’s disgusting, that kind of ‘leadership’ we don’t need. If the world’s largest and most successful democracy is not our ally, what does that say about us? Do Canadians really wish to parrot arguments generated by Iran or its sympathizers? The Europeans have huge racial problems on their hands, most recently demonstrated in France – a country that supported Saddam Hussein, do Canadians really believe that’s the way to go?
I hope the writer is wrong in his assesment of the booing of team USA. I think is is a sign of respect of their ability. My take on the event can best be explained by the Alberta rivals in the NHL. There is no love lost between the Oilers and the Flames. Each teams fans watches with glee as the other team loses to ANYONE. This is because they are the closest rival and the greatest danger. Away from the sporting arena though each city(country) would come to aid the other in a difficult time. Just as Canada did after 9/11 and Katrina.
Time for all the anti-American Joe Canucks to put their money where their “pie-holes” are…The rubber to the road…
Why don’t they cut off all trade with the “elephant”, no imports from the US, no exports to the US, no snow-birding, no trips to Disney World…
And then lets see how long they last.
There is no hypocritical “Canadian Value” that is more unattractive than America-bashing. The simple fact is that Canadian “prosperity” and defense are dependent on America. I don’t mean to imply that Canadians need accept or agree with American politics or policy at all times without question, but there is a big difference between civilized diplomatic disagreement and being just plain crass.
While I am a proponent of free-trade, I was astonished to see that BC Gas was sold to a Texas -based energy company recently. My chagrin was based upon the irony that in order to “enshrine” and preserve Canada’s “cherished social programs” and “we are not American” identity, anything is for sale including strategic natural resources (and in the future that means oil and water).
My question. What does Canada stand for? Beer and popcorn and BS?
Canadians booing young Americans on the ice, a crime rate almost double that of the US and wide-spread corruption in our federal government that still might be rewarded by the electorate.
You look at all these things — together with flat disposable income and near-zero productivity growth — and you have to wonder how we let ourselves get to this point.
I’d like to think this had a lot to do with the tensions from the previous game(Canada vs. U.S.) but it reminds me of the Habs fans booing the U.S. anthem a couple of years ago during the playoffs.
I don’t know about you, but I’m embarrased. I’m not a hockey fan (my idea of a good hockey team is one which just filed for bankrupcty), BUT, this is a sporting event. It isn’t politics. If people want to rant and rave at George Bush, fine, that’s what he gets paid for.
This sort of behaviour has no place in sports of any kind.
Mike
Sheep are lead by the shepard.
Paul Martin and his Liberals have seen benefit in attacking American values.
Basic American values are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Those are the base values Paul Martin and his Liberal shepards hate.
On behalf of this Canadian, the lack of class exhibited by Paul Martin and those Vancouver loudmouths do not represent my views.
God bless America.
May God save Canada, especially if the sheep vote for a corrupt Liberal government.
Tired.
I guess this means that some Canadians have figured out why many rivers flow south.
The truth is, the big, rich kid next door is too tempting a target. Saying that, I thought youth hockey was about sportsmanship. Try the stuff with my beloved Flyers but, keep the kids out of it.
It isn’t excusable, but I wouldn’t read too much into this one. After all Vancouver fans booed Martin at the Grey Cup.
Canadian fans are not used to the US coming in as favorites (Canada had way more turnover this time)
But yesterday’s boobirds were reacting to the elbow to the head provoked by the empty net goal. He should have been thrown out of the tournament or better yet sent home by his own coach.
America-Bashing takes on a whole new meaning with this. These are young men who have no idea about why this is being done. Is it any wonder that the Americans tell us to go home when we visit their country? They are our neighbours & we should at least respect these young men for that. This shows just shows our own ignorance & pettiness.
We shouldn’t take our politics into an arena where young people are playing a game that they & we both love. It is this kind of behaviour that makes me ashamed to be a Canadian.
“When the hockey louts start chanting the same slogans as the local Trotskyist cell, you know you have an ugly trend”
It’s a cultural sickness….but it is a conditioned one…politically conditioned and this is consistant with the single party statist culture from Russia….I can see why these indoctrinated six-packers have empathy with the “motherland” over the US. Frankly I think freedom, economic success and true patriotism scares the hell out of them so they justify their mediocrity in these items with infantile name calling of an acheiver….how very “soviet”.
I recall seeing a documentary on the rediculous anti-American nationalism of cold war USSR pravda….quite humorous, but then pravda had a captive audience similar to Can-con media…the soviet ruling cabal denounced every US success as “immoral decadence” or “the immorality of capitalism” and every soviet failing economically or in civil liberty of as “the neccesities of morally correct culture” …the paralells to the current political anti-US jibbering from Canada’s ruling class left is too remarkable to dismiss as coincidnce.
When we see Joe “molson” at a hockey game unconciously regurgitate media indoctrinated political dogma in the form of Anti US chanting, we can see we have to have a real long objective look at Canada’s national personality and the media forces that propose to mould/reflect that national character.
I agree with all here…..except Irrelevant Taxpayer.
As a proud “Redneck” I would hazard a guess that most of those booing the Yanks were of any other political persuasion than those favoured by my fellow Rednecks.
Cheers
I would love to see the captain of Team Canada make some sort of announcement to stop the American bashing – now that would be a truly class act!
The booing started way before the tensions that spilled over from the Canada/US game. The U.S. was getting booed from game one. I think Bazoo has it closer to the truth, and the fact that the Americans come in as the favourite. I was at the U.S./Russia game, and sat close to the U.S. bench. Near the end of the game, when Russia had the victory in hand, an American threw a borderline cheap shot/body check at a Russian player. I shouted what I thought at the time — hey, why don’t you guys lose with some class! An American sitting in front of me turned and said, “you know, you Canadians sure have a lot to learn about class.” Well, he was right. I embarrassed myself, and am embarrassed as a Canadian hosting this tournament. I recall that incident in Quebec with the 12 year olds, and thought at the time it was pretty disgusting. Now, I am no better. Caught up in the moment? Yes. Excusable? No. I would like to add my apology alongside Peter McMartins, and am now going to sit in the corner and feal shame.
A further note to Vancouver fans — when they play the national anthem of another team (in this case Russia), you stand, remove your hat, and show some respect for the other country. You do not sit. You do not talk. You do not leave your headwear on. You do not walk out in the middle of the anthem.
I read about (a-boot?) this first at nealenews.com and was righteously indignant at the actions of the booing buffoons. I was hoping this would be on SDA and you did not fail me. To any Americans reading this, feel my shame and accept my apology that your young hockey players had to endure this.
Thanks so much, Carolyn Parrish, Paul Martin, Jean Chretien and various other excreable Liberals, for the fine examples you provided of vilifying the US for short-term (political) gain. Of no consequence to them is the long term damage such actions cause; they had their chance feeding at the public trough, so why would they care? Idiots.
On behalf of Canada I apologize for the childish and selfish actions of a very small few in Canada who have no idea of how much we owe the United States our freedom and democracy to which we love but some abuse.
I directly blame our Federal Liberal Government for this and inciting this horrible attitude in the sheepish puppets who made those remarks.
What do you expect when the Canadian “youths” are all indoctrinated by a schooling system run by Trotskyists and other various left wing ideologists, sad and pathetic.
When I was a kid in Saskatchewan, we often played raucous emotional hockey games against neighbouring towns. People booed. They yelled. They tossed garbage cans onto the ice in anger at bad calls. In summary, people went crazy. And special bile was always saved for the bigger towns that always had better teams.
However, when the shit hit the fan in the real world, you could always count on the neighbours to help out. I’ve never understood why people take these things so seriously. It’s a sports rivalry. Think Yankees-Mets. It even happens within the same city.
Surely Kate, you can think of a few similar Arcola-Kisbey-Carlyle parallels. To me, this is no different. It just looks bad because it’s on television and it’s wrapped in flags. But it’s still just sports.
Must be a slow news day at The National Post.
Booing and chanting is part of the entertainment and excitement at a sporting event. Taking the bait of a journalist is naive but tying the Liberals to this is more absurd than funny.
Wake up conservatives, the election is not won yet and you’re already starting to behave like Liberals.
Please, let’s not forget the economic policies of the US that are not helping relations, especially the lumber situation in B.C. That is probably more the root cause then any war.
While I don’t condone booing children, the US has made itself very unpopular because of it’s economic policies. Here in the prairies the wheat subsidies and the new tariffs to protect their subsidized grain/corn industry is going to shut down many Saskatchewan Farms.
I would not boo the kids playing, but the American ambassador came out here, I may be able to find some cheap eggs�
Stuff like booing our neighbors makes me ill.Canada should have traded places with Poland about 1930 and found what bad neighbors are really like.The only reason that Poland isnt still under the boot of Russia or Germany is the United States.Dont the kids take history anymore?
Shit, I am embarassed to be a Canadian after reading about that incident. In all fairness though I must point out that “rednecks” are not usually found in Lotus Land. This is also not quite like ABC (Anyone But Calgary) hockey hysteria but some stupid attitudes cultivated by the anti-American zealots that blame the USA for everything. I see Spectator thinks that these hockey players personally started the softwood lumber brewhaha.
I used to like the Joe Rant until I listened closely and all the diversity/peacekeeping crap started to stick out like a sore thumb.
Oh yes, is there any subject that Ron cannot twist into a conservative bash? If he hates us so much why is he still around? Okay, I understand he is on a waiting list… for a Lieberal daycare spot or senate seat, but then I repeat myself.
For god sakes think about the young kids playing the game. They came here to play the game they love, to compete.
These kids probably know very little or nothing about the issues that are causing tensions between the US and Canada.
To behave in such a vile manner towards a group of kids regardless of their origin is disgusting.
The anti americanism flooding our country is shameful and demoralizing.
Just another reason why I find it hard to be a patriotic Canadian.
As an American, allow me to speak the for the various groups of folks who (I think) would respond to the booing, and the numerous apologies posted above:
The non-sports-fans on the American left – what are you apologizing for? Boo us more!!
The non-sports-fans on the American right – Apologies accepted, we know those louts don’t speak for all Canadians (addendum from the free-trade faction: you guys have a point on softwood lumber).
Sports-fans: Hey, Canada. SCOREBOARD!
(non-sports fans all shake their heads sadly)
I to, was disgusted with the Vancouver crowd, booing the American team. Maybe they where reacting to the cheap shot on the Canadian player, but get over it. That was another game, not this one.
With the Liberal Gov’t anti-US attitude, it’s soft stance on terrorism, where they let know terrorist stay in the country, no wonder the Americans are going to reguire passports from Canadains a year from now. This little episode, will not re-enforce they’re attitude about us being good neighbours. And Really…I can’t say as I blame them.
We need to get rid of the Liberal trash in Ottawa and start fresh mending fences, with the best neighbour we have.
This is where the march of the Trudeupian penguins has taken us. When I was a kid we were still British then we became a country of two founding peoples. Then we became a multicultural nation. This being a bit too much of wispy concept for the average Canadian voter the Trudeaupian’s decided to define what a Canadian is by saying what he is not.
Ok fair enough, but what kind of fricken moron would choose the USA, most successful country in modern history to be contrary to? A country that we depend on, for both our physical and economic security.
Trudeaupian’s have managed to elevate “free” healthcare as Canada’s proudest achievement. Congratulations, we are now a nation of worry free hypochondriacs! (Get it? Worry free hypochondriacs. The joke’s on us.)
I suppose that if the American hockey team was actually playing for the other team we could all rest assured that both Five Fingered Svend and Hot Cross Hedy Fry ™ would be dragging those vulgar mouth breathers in front of the Human Rights Commission, for suitable castigation.
I apologise to those young American players. Most Canadians are not so despicable. But I’m afraid that too many of our ruling class, are.
What we’re seeing is what Kate was talking about at the roundtable,
“Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.” – Vladimir Lenin
Anti-Americanism, Anti-Freedom, Anti-Liberty, these are the values liberals have been promoting.
The teaching profession has been overrun with liberals and socialists, they have created and fostered this Anti-Everything, that has to do with Americans,Profit and Individual Liberty..!
Yeah I know, I heard the boobirds during the game and couldn’t figure what was going on. I thought maybe they were booing (#3 I think) because of an elbow or something done to the Canadian team the day before.
This is another reason why I don’t live in Vancouver any more – ignorance and airheads.
cheers
tom
can someone explain these Quebec numbers to me??
http://www.ekos.com/admin/articles/5Jan2006Background.pdf
I was pretty shocked to see that this morning in the news. I shouldn’t be but I was.
Pathetic hits the nail right on the head.
God Bless America.
Very low class but not at all unexpected from the left and useless. I cheered every time the Russians scored because I wanted to see a Russian Canadian final, period. I watched the game with two Americans and they asked me why I favored the Russians and my explanation was accepted. What was not accepted was the old USSR attitude displayed by the Canadian crowd. I hope those taunting the US were unemployed in the soft wood or beef industry.
Pathetic is the word for Canadians that boo Americans, especially when playing the Russians: Russia is a scary place right now: it is effectively a dying tyrannical oligarchy with nuclear weapons, awash with resources. NGO’s have just been effectively banned in Russia by the President for Life Putin. This type of website (critical of the government) would not be allowed in Russia. If the Americans behaved in Iraq like the Russians in Chechnya, there would be hundreds of thousands Iraqi’s dead (and I mean really dead, not just propaganda dead).
Drinks All Around in Canuckistan
That is quite sad. I am an avid hockey fan, and I can, and do boo and cheer at respective times. I cheer when my team (whether Canada or Calgary or whatever) makes a good play or scores a goal. I boo when the ref makes a bad call or when Calgary makes a bad play. It lacks class, as someone said to boo at the Americans out of spite. I don’t think it compares to the Calgary/Edmonton rivalry. I do agree that I love to see Edmonton loose, it is part of being rivals. But it is a friendly rivalry and I have good friends from the place. I have nothing else against Edmonton and I do not bash it up at every chance. I save it for the game and joking with my friends. These fans too it way to far. Hockey is not about politics.
I too am ashamed at what those fans too. I add my apology to those already posted.
It’s sport people, get over it. Do any of you band wagoners squeal when it happens to us? The booing although classless is about the same level as the sports have LOWERED themselves to with the idiotic trash talk. Nothing more, nothing LESS.
Martin announced yesterday that the Liberals plan to lure foreign trained doctors to Canada to help address our (government imposed) doctor shortage.
In keeping with Liberal values Martin gave no consideration to the impact of this selfish and immoral policy upon the people of those less fortunate (doctor exporting) countries.
Given the abundant resources with which we are blessed Canada should be exporting doctors.
Among our blessings is having the world’s best neighbour protecting our ass and opening its markets to us -even as we look down our increasingly longer noses at them.
It is the opening of such markets, something the Liberals opposed -and not Martin’s vaunted management -which turned our economy around.
Americans liberate and protect. Canadians boo the world’s liberators and their protectors.
Pathetic and embarrassing.
The problem of what happens to a country under the siege of Liberal-socialist values may soon play itself out. IMHO if these ethics challenged Liberals are re-elected it will be a race between Quebec and Alberta as to which one leaves first. This will be an awful price to pay for the unthinking acceptance of so many of our fellow citizens of “Liberal values.”
To all my friends and freedom fighters south of the boarder.
I apologize for the commies in my country.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
I would like to see someone from the greatest country in the world to come up here and keep an eye on our election, so the scum cant do any ballot box stuffing or other illegal scammy crap.
Long live freedom justice and democracy
Death to socialism!
Canada – a small country with a truly small people.
40 Below Tory
GO FINLAND GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(or is it illegal to be Nordic on here)
It’s about the good ole’ hockey game. Years ago Canadians regularly boo’ed the mighty Russians back when the only international hockey contribution by the U.S. was a fluke gold in 1980. Fast forward to today – the U.S. has grown into a formidable hockey power…one with American “dream team” chips on their shoulders and gold sparkels on their skates.
I don’t necessarily view any negativity against a team of American golden boys as being directed for them being Americans. Rather, it has more to do with how we perceive Team U.S.A.’s ability, attitude and lofty expectations.
This is hockey. Canada’s sport. We are fiercely competitive, infinitely loyal, and have attitudes and lofty expectations stronger than Americans or any other nation of hockey wannabees. Don’t bother forgiving or apologizing our bad behaviour. We just don’t have any room to accommodate good behavior for the competition.
BTW, most of us don’t have Joe as a name, BUT BY GOD, HOCKEY IS OUR GAME!!! GO CANADA, GO!!!
awe but don’t you understand Martin – freedom of expression doesn’t extend to the hockey rink. After all, what will our neighbors think? Time for everyone to take a chill pill – this is sooo overdone!
While I appreciate the nice thoughts from my neighbors to the North, you have nothing to apologize for.
The cretins who mouthed off at the players need to apologize. I doubt that they will. They are, I’m sure, self-justified.
morison: you were ‘in the moment’! From your description you were dead on, too. Keep your stick on the ice!
I have a “win ,win” favour to ask our best friends south of the border.
Please slap an SEC investigation onto the Liberal Governments manipulation of Income Trusts traded on the New York Stock Exchange.
If you could be so kind as to announce it to the world about 1 week before our election when antiamerican scaremongering by the collapsing lieberals will be at it’s wailing crescendo.
Rich:
LOL, that would be too RICH!
benning – if everyone started to apologize every time a country got booed at a hockey game we wouldn’t have enough time to play the game. American’s have boo’d us to, worrying about this is just overblown silliness. Unfortunately, disrespect has become part of sport.
when I was young ,in elementary school we were taught not to boo, I taught that to my children and keep that rule for the teams I coach.
The Canadian values then we very British, politeness and a sense of fairplay, tempered somewhat from the the Brits sense of superiority to the colonials.
Now our multicultural values seem to include rudeness, smugness ,entitlement and a loss of the former.
My poor grandfather – to think he fought for this embarrassing mess of a country.
PMPM should apologize for the boorishness of the
Canadian fans. —-not likely to make Pravda tonight unless its an endorsement.
Canadians ARE pathetic in many ways, but let’s not be APATHETIC at this critical time.
Ontario is still the battleground for the hearts and (hopefully) minds of voters. Letters to the editor WILL be printed by papers anywhere in Canada. See today’s Ottawa Sun for example:
http://www.ottawasun.com/Comment/Letters/2006/01/05/1379416.html
I’ve also had good responses from the Vancouver Sun, the Vancouver Province and of course our local papers.
If you too believe that Canada must change direction, expand your message to areas that need to hear the conservative voice.
ThunderBay Chronicle: Ian.Pattison@chroniclejournal.com
St. John’s Telegram: jwalsh@thetelegram.com
Niagara Review citydesk@nfreview.com
Toronto Sun editor@tor.sunpub.com
Sudbury Star editorial@thesudburystar.com
Cape Breton Post letters@cbpost.com
Globe & Mail letters@globeandmail.com
Halifax Herald letters@herald.ca
Ottawa Citizen letters@thecitizen.canwest.com
Montreal Gazette letters@thegazette.canwest.com
Windsor Star letters@thestar.canwest.com
Toronto Star lettertoed@thestar.ca
Ottawa Sun oped@ott.sunpub.com
Brandon Sun opinion@brandonsun.com
Brantford Expositor opinion@theexpositor.com
Vancouver Sun sunletters@png.canwest.com
Kingston Whig-Standard whiged@thewhig.com
For links to many other newspapers, I offer the following:
http://www.onlinenewspapers.com/canada.htm
http://www.bourque.org/
Okay, totally OT, but perhaps appropriate, sent to me by my mom, a FORMER (there is a GOd) Liberal:
CHOOSE WISELY!
While vacationing on a ranch, Paul Martin gets thrown from his horse, lands
on a rattlesnake, gets bitten and dies because the emergency room at the
nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time. So his soul
arrives in Heaven and he is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a Liberal around these parts, so we’re not sure
what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in; I’m a believer.” says Martin.
“I’d like to just let you in, but I have orders from the Man, Himself. He
says you have to spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven. Then you must
choose where you’ll live for eternity.”
“But, I’ve already made up my mind, I want to be in Heaven,” replied
Martin”.
I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to
an elevator and he goes down, down, down, all the way to Hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a lush golf course; the
sun is shining in a cloudless sky, the temperature a perfect 72 degrees. In
the distance is a beautiful clubhouse.
Standing in front of it is his Dad, and thousands of other Liberals who had
helped him out over the years—Pierre Trudeau, Jean Marchand, Pelletier, St
Laurent etc. The whole of the “Left” was there,
everyone laughing, happy, and casually but expensively dressed. They run to
greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had getting rich
at the expense of ‘suckers and peasants.’ They play a friendly game of golf
and then dine on lobster and caviar.
The Devil himself comes up to Martin with a frosty drink, “Have a Margarita
and relax, Paul!”
“Uh, I can’t drink anymore, I took a pledge,” says Martin, dejectedly.
“This is Hell, son. You can drink and eat all you want and not worry, and it
just gets better from there!”
Martin takes the drink and finds himself liking the Devil, who he thinks is
a really very friendly guy who tells funny jokes like himself, and pulls
hilarious nasty pranks, kind of like they pulled on the GST and Free Trade
promises. They are having such a great time that, before he realizes it,
it’s time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves as Martin steps on
the elevator and heads upward.
When the elevator door reopens, he is in Heaven again and St. Peter is
waiting for him. “Now it’s time to visit Heaven,” the old man says, opening
the gate. So for 24 hours Martin is made to hang
out with a bunch of honest, good-natured people who enjoy each other’s
company, talk about things other than money, and treat each other decently.
Not a nasty prank or frat boy joke among them; no fancy country clubs and,
while the food tastes great, it’s not caviar or lobster. And these people
are all poor, he doesn’t see anybody he knows, and he isn’t even treated
like someone special!
“Whoa,” he says uncomfortably to himself. “Pierre Trudeau never prepared me
for this!”
The day done, St. Peter returns and says, “Well, you’ve spent a day in Hell
and a day in Heaven. Now choose where you want to live for eternity.”
With the ‘Jeopardy’ theme playing softly in the background, Martin reflects
for a minute, then answers: “Well, I would never have thought I’d say this
— I mean, Heaven has been delightful and all — but I really think I belong
in Hell with my friends.”
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down, all
the way to Hell. The doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a
barren scorched earth covered with garbage
and toxic industrial waste, kind of like Sudbury. He is horrified to see all
of his friends, dressed in rags and chained together, picking up the trash
and putting it in black bags. They are groaning and moaning in pain, faces
and hands black with grime.
The Devil comes over to Martin and puts an arm around his shoulder.
“I don’t understand,” stammers a shocked Martin, “Yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a clubhouse and we ate lobster and caviar, drank
booze. We lazed around and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland
full of garbage and everybody looks miserable!”
The Devil looks at him, smiles slyly, and purrs, “Yesterday we were
campaigning; today you voted for us!”