100 Replies to “The Lesser-Reported Summer Makeover Tour”

  4. Is that a man or a women? Even without knowing the venue is the pride parade, I would wonder…

  5. You say “Jack is a hottie”.
    I say JACK IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
    Horny Toad

  6. hmmmm.. You know I think I still have that cork bottle opener in the cupboard somewhere..
    excuse me while I go and use it to pop the eyeballs out of my sockets. That image has forever been burned into the back of them and I must be rid of my eyes before I lose my sanity.
    You shall pay Kate, even if it means tying you a chair and forcing you to watch marathons of ren and stimpy cartoons… you shall pay!! 😀

  7. As for either useless pearly white smile, surely they’re the best teeth I’ve ever cum across.

  8. Hitchens said it best although he was talking about Hillary Clinton. “I dislike her and I can’t stand the sight of her”.
    My exact feelings about Jack Layton.
    Kate, if that is you in the pic (I don’t believe it), you had the Canadian George Galloway within spewing range. How did you manage to hold your lunch?

  10. Whaa? Doesn’t look like Kate at all to me. Looks like half the girls where I live, though.
    Oh, fer ‘eaven’s zake!
    What next?

  11. Remembered to click on the pic. Is this a prank, Katie? I’ve seen the pics of you on your site, and the chick there has no name at all on the site I got when I clicked, so, with the disguise… I dunno. If it’s you, good disguise, K. I’d be too terrified to be there… but that’s just me. Not to worry… I’m not afraid of the people in the parade; it’s just that they look so silly and act silly whereas straighties aren’t allowed to have their own silly parade, which is unfair… 🙂

  12. That’s really you, Kate, in your bra? Damn.. that just ruined all my nightly fantasies over the past year.
    I’m so disappointed. I always thought your nipples were harder than that.

  13. That is not Kate. Kate’s pic is over in the left sidebar. See the haunting look in her eyes? That’s right, the one where she’s burrowing down deep into your soul… That’s a special look she reserves for those who would even consider that she’d be caught dead next to uncle Jack let alone posing with a stupid grin on her face… Please take those comments back and make her stop looking at us that way…
    Oh, and Ian? That was rude dude.

  14. Ian, you’re naughty, too. For me, there’s the size difference apparent to me that gives me doubts, but also the tattoos. Kate, in her site pics, has none. The girl with Jacko is quite smaller in the bra area, right?
    Not to be a pig, Kate, but you’re the one who put up the funny pic… I’m amused!

  15. “Oh, and Ian? That was rude dude.”
    More projection, *sigh*. What is “rude” about commenting about reality? Are gynocologists “rude” when they compare, share notes, etc etc.? What about urologists? Are they rude?
    I wasn’t being rude at all. I seriously had much better fantasies of Kate for the past year, before seeing this image, and her post wherein she writes, “Here I am with Jack Layton… I’m in my bra!”
    And you call ME rude?? Ah.. semantic projection..
    I’m heading out West one of these days soon… I’m going to bring some home made wine as well. I’m going to try to stop in Kate’s hometown on my way to Trochu, Alberta. I promise I won’t be rude. I absolutely promise. In fact, I’ll be downright serious and try to convince Kate of the merits of a Canadian Beaver Pride Day. As I’ve pointed out at the London Fog recently.
    I’ll be asking for her support. Forget about dykes in bras.. Canada has the best beaver, bar none. And I’m sure Kate will help with the best Saskatchewan beaver. I’m thinking of arranging this “Canadian Beaver Pride Day” in Toronto, and I’m almost already certain that Kate will be Miss Saskatchewan Beaver. I’ll even show off the beaver headwear on a very hot day, while on parade.
    I’m wondering though, if Saskatchewan Beaver are able to create the same messes as our Ontario Beaver do? Such messes that we should probably have a Provincial ministery devoted to Beaver Messes. So much fluid, all damned up like that, is bound to create problems sometime.
    What is “rude” about observing reality? Huh?

  16. I’m sorry Ian, I didn’t know you were a gynocologist.
    Ian said: “What is “rude” about observing reality? Huh?”
    Ok, Ian, fair enough. You’re an asshat. Just observing reality…

  17. All I can say is that I am glad he didnt go to the “Gay Rodeo”….A$$less chaps, a string tie and a smile….

  18. Jack Layton:
    “My head exploded that year.”
    Year: 1989. Month: December. Day: 06. Time: ??????
    Why? Shooting deaths of female students in Montreal.
    The Murderer: Gamil Rodrique Gharbi.
    Jack Layton:”My head exploded that year.”

  19. One of these days readers will find that when they pass their cursor over some pictures, they light up.
    Now, for Chrissakes… how could anyone who reads this site confuse some teenybopper tattooed chick with me?

  20. Sheesh Kate, do you think we REALLY confused the two? For me.. it was.. so much fun play. and pretending to confuse the two of you.. but ending up in my fantasy of having the real you. 🙂
    You would have been proud. I think. LOL.

  21. “Ok, Ian, fair enough. You’re an asshat. Just observing reality…”
    Some folk actually like asshats. Although I’ve never quite figured what exactly an ‘asshat’ is.
    I do have a cute ass. But it never wears a hat. So what is an ‘asshat’ anyhow?
    Kate, do you like asses that wear hats?
    Didn’t think so…

  22. Kate: ease up on the shock visuals….I opened your page this AM and saw these 2 grinning gargoyles and repressed the urge to hurl…now I can take pretty much anything , but I have a 10 week old puppy off his food from the shock of seeing this stuff.

  23. I’m with WL – I’m only part-way through my first coffee!
    Please post…anything…just make it go away from front & centre, pleeeeeez

  28. Cool. I’m glad Jack supported the gays and lesbians. Your ‘joke’ is lost on me, Kate. Not sure why you get all upset when people call you rednecks when almost daily you try to live up to that label.

  30. Hey Todd – why is it that when gays live up to their stereotypes, they then lash out at others for merely noticing the obvious?
    Gay pride parades have done more to promote the perception of gays as deviant, sexually promiscuous, self-indulgent perpetual teenagers than anything that has ever been said or suggested by their critics.
    Physician, heal thyself.

  32. Kate, how is walking through the streets, dancing and having fun hurting anyone? If you don’t want to watch a gay pride parade, stay away. But to make fun of people for being gay is still acceptable in some circles, isn’t it? I mean, it’s no longer politically correct to make fun of blacks or Jews or other groups so why not strike out at the gays.
    Well, this year we say ‘screw you’ right back. We’re getting married and that’s the ultimate middle finger up to people like you.

  35. To be honest I can’t tell if that is a guy or a girl. And the gender of the person wearing the glasses is questionable too.

  36. Say whatever you want about the Toronto Gay Pride parade- I do not recall reading in any of the local rags, any hold-ups, shootings, knifings, or swarmings associated with it. Carribana is coming up shortly- watch!

  38. Hey Todd, when you ask how it hurts anyone to stand on a slow-rolling flatbed going down mainstreet, humping your boyfriend and yanking at his nipple clips, it makes me think that maybe you don’t have any children….

  39. EBD, you mean like Mardi Gras? Or do you mean like men and women making out on street corners like I’ve seen ever since I was 2?

  40. No, I mean like the gay pride parades that humped past me when I lived in Vancouver.
    As for the men and women making out on street corners, are you sure you’re not recalling a scene from a broadway stage musical, like maybe West Side Story?

  41. Todd:
    Kate never said that faries acting like faries was hurting anyone… She merely pointed out that faries were acting like faries and that the faries got their noses out of joint when non-sexual deviants pointed it out.

  42. What street corner did you grow up on?
    Because Todd – I’ve been down a lot of streets in my time on earth, and I’ve yet to see anyone in nipple rings and a feather boa grappling his girlfriend in public, while looking over her shoulder to make sure people are watching.
    Gay “pride” parades are designed to provoke a response. Then, when the reponse occurs as anticipated, the provokers cry foul.
    So much disengenuousness, adorned in so much over-exposed sexual insecurity. I don’t know where to begin.

  43. Kate has pulled off a good stunt here (albeit with cat claws all over it), but anyone who confuses Kate with the talentless narcissist named “Finn Vonbodie” (of all things)is as stoopid as Ms Finn is oooogly. Barfarama.

  44. “Well, this year we say ‘screw you’ right back. We’re getting married and that’s the ultimate middle finger up to people like you.”
    *******
    And all this time, you claimed it was about gays just wanting to “make a lifetime commitment to the person they love”.
    Now that you believe it to be a done deal – the truth outs. That didn’t take long.

  46. “Kate, how is walking through the streets, dancing and having fun hurting anyone?”
    If that’s all gays were doing, that would be fine. However, you won’t see me putting my wife into a skimpy leather bondage harness with nipple clamps (and nothing else) and whipping her to the beat of YMCA while cruising down Jasper Ave here in Edmonton on a parade float anytime soon.
    It’s offensive when straights do that kind of thing in public, too.
    I don’t object to the fact that you’re gay. I don’t object to the fact that you may like doing more exciting things in the privacy of your homes than most other folks. I *do* object when you do these very private things in public where others are forced to look at them.
    I’m a same-sex marriage advocate. I’m on your side, for the most part, and I have to tell you that Kate is right when she says Pride Parades cost you support. They make moderate little old me sick to my stomach. If you want my continued support then keep private things that should be kept private, OK? OK.

  47. Strange… I was just in NYC the other week and 3 or 4 times I saw hetero couples making out on street corners, in museums, wherever. I guess though if it’s hetero and therefore ‘normal’, most people just don’t see it.
    And Kate, you know as well as I do that gay marriage is about love. But it’s also about making a point and I don’t think that’s ever been whitewashed. It’s for equality and, speaking only for myself and not a homogenous group, I also consider it a F U for people who can’t handle it.

  49. ‘The cabinboy, the cabinboy, the dirty little nipper.
    He stuck some glass up the first mate’s ass and circumsized the skipper.’
    “Have you ever been blown ashore, Billy?”

  50. Hey todd, that F.U. is coming right back atcha, big time. You’d be well advised to step out of the way, though, because if it hit you it would do you some serious damage.
    Ah, but you don’t see it coming, do you? Too bad.

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