Via Megyn Kelly’s recent interview with Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon:
How to Spot the following:
Oppressed Women: Long, pretty hair, smells like essential oils, making a sandwich, surrounded by cute little adoring kids
Liberated Women: Womb slowly turning into a vacant husk, short purple or blue hair, bags under their eyes from working 80 hour weeks, Tinder dating app on phone, surrounded by cats
Don’t shoot the messenger!
Related: The perfect Christmas gift!
Not really on topic, but important:
Last night SDA disappeared from the Opera browser. It’s still gone: blank page, with only an archive link. I was dismayed. I just found you again via Silk on my Kindle. I was afraid somebody was finally successful in doing -in Kate. So glad that’s not the case.
Yes, sorry off topic…
Same here, for a couple of hours from ~ 6:30–8:30 pm MT on Firefox. Strange huh? This is what I posted last night:
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2021/11/06/november-4-2021-reader-tips/#comment-1529526
Lost SDA last night…on Safari (old mac) and my phone, and new laptop. Finally get it on laptop (Chrome) only now.
Was wondering why no discussion on this.
The first link goes to the Babylon home page.
Brandon High School.
https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/11/IMG_4993.jpeg?resize=768%2C912&ssl=1
That’s correct. I manually transcribed Seth Dillon’s quote.
Liberated woman: burlap dress, combat boots, and several cats sniffing around. Nuff said.
Yes, we had more issues last night. Took a while to resolve them, the host company has been informed.
also “liberated” …
“resting bitch face”
also….house smells like cat piss.
Oppressed women:
Die peacefully in their sleep.
Receive a religious funeral attended children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
Husbands are bereaved.
Liberated women:
Are found in a pool of room-temperature bath water and their own blood, surrounded by vodka and pill bottles, after the neighbors start to complain about the stench from next door.
Ashes dumped without ceremony in unmarked grave.
Ex-husbands (if any) are relieved.
I will never buy anything from Amazon. People, please cease funding your own enslavement.
Here’s an alternative source.
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-wokeness-babylon-bee/1140101109
Off topic, but, Amazin is purchasing all the power from a soon to be completed solar “farm” near Vulcan, AB. It will be the largest in Canuckistan 5sq miles, just short of a township area.
All bow down to your masters….