45 Replies to “Man Cuts Off Ears To Look Like Parrot”

  1. I knew the time would come when it wouldn’t be enough for them to just think like parrots.

  2. *
    realise i may be splitting feathers, er… hairs here, but, you slice off your ears…
    i’m guessin’ you can still hear.
    *

  3. Good thing he thought about keeping his glasses on with those extra pegs on his temples. The horns, spikes and buried starfish are all nice additional touches. And that nose ring – WOW!
    Wonder if they’ll set up a trans-specie nutbar washroom for him?
    And no, Kate, I see little or no difference between this…um…guy and those who cut off other, more precious appendages.

  4. There’s no difference; they’re both insane. Too bad insanity is now celebrated rather than treated.

  5. The difference is that the guy who cut off his penis (and balls) then tried to commit suicide (unsuccessfully) with the same knife.

  6. So how’s he doing at growing feathers or a beak. Let’s put him in a room with a hungry lion perhaps he can suddenly learn to fly to the ceiling to escape the inevitable.
    No wonder Klinger in the TV show couldn’t get out for wearing womens clothes, compared to this loon almost any other behaviour is a demonstration of normalcy.

  7. No. No, they really aren’t. That’s a sad myth based on some poorly reported brain scans that don’t show what the tranny mob says they do.

  8. “A female brain” – that’s genius; sounds like something an Edwardian banker might have said.

  9. “A female brain” – that’s genius; sounds like something an Edwardian banker might have said.
    Or maybe Dr. Frankenstein: “Igor get me some female brains, as long as they’re not too expensive, maybe 2 Marks per pound.”
    There’s a punch line.

  10. Neo, you can still hear, but you’ll go blind because your hat will fall down over your eyes

  11. Because some people are born with a female brain and a male body vice versa, not a parrot brain and a human body you ignoramus.
    Well no, there is good evidence there are many people who, like parrots, repeat what they’re told.

  12. Brain scans can detect mental illness. No doubt this means that the left will soon be arguing that anyone who disagrees with them (as shown by brain scans) should be imprisoned and tortured, just to get the deviant’s thinking straight.
    Uno – do you think that evolution occurs? Are you a biology denier? That which lowers the species likelihood of surviving should be removed from the gene pool. Why do you favour the survival of those whose preferences dictate that they will not survive? Or does science not make any difference in how society should develop?

  13. Who the hell supports these freaks financially? Where would he and his bizarre looking girlfriend get a job that would pay for their narcissistic lifestyle?
    Same goes for that 800 lb dude that got kicked out of hospital (where he was staying to lose weight) for ordering a pizza delivery. How did he pay for the amount of food he had to eat to get that huge?

  14. Good finn – good question. There are a lot of enablers in our society, aren’t there?
    The main reason we’re seeing more folks like this now is that our society is so rich and so valueless that almost anyone can survive and “make” enough on public assistance to pursue whatever dreams or goals they want. In a valueless society, that’s a good thing. For a society that has values and a lifestyle that it wants to maintain, that will prove to be a bad thing.

  15. From your own “study”:
    Because the transsexuals had all been treated with estrogens, at least for some time (see Table 2), the reduced neuron numbers of the BSTc could theoretically be due to the presence of high levels of circulating estrogens.
    They go on to not conclusively rule that out, because their sample size was too small.
    Man, you people are tiresome.

  16. Speaking of parrots:
    Calgary Parrot
    One day a man went to a pet auction in Calgary. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
    Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the old cattle auctioneer, “I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”
    “Don’t worry,” said the auctioneer, “He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”

  17. ” you and others here just sound like more angry Kultr Kons babbling about ‘aberrations from nature’.”
    Well, regardless of whether the study is spot on or is horse patuty, if you are in any way knowledgeable of the nature of biology you will admit that “transsexuals” ARE “aberrations from nature” because reproduction is the measure of species success. Homosexuals and transexuals have low reproductive success in the best of times and none at all if we should fall into hard times.
    Personally, I’m not overly confident that the studies show anything.

  18. If Mr. Richards chooses to self-identify as a parrot, why should he not?
    You people are so judgemental!
    W. Richards
    (No relation.)217

  19. But does the term “Mr.” apply to parrots? I know that parrots can be referred to has him or her, but Mr. or Mrs.? Those terms only apply to humans. If Richards is no longer human (by personal preference) then does that mean that the legal protections that only apply to humans no longer apply to him?
    It’s a brave new world, those who self-identify as bears (and have treatments to become extra hirsute) can seek protection on behalf of their furrier brethren. Unless DNA means something (there’s that nasty science and reality getting in the way of people’s dreams again).

  20. So he wanted to be a bird, is he gonna put his pecker in the middle of his face? Just askin’
    Where does the scrotum go?
    So many questions.

  21. The wattle goes under the chin. Unless he’s a rooster, in which case it can be mounted to the top of his head. Only it it’s sunburnt, of course, must follow the colour code.

  22. Remember that “Kids in the Hall” skit with the Chicken Lady? Well we’re one step closer to that, folks.

  23. This is creepy and freakish whats with this person kind of like the nutcase who want to prove Global Warming by sailing around on a iceberg

  24. I’m not a biologist, so maybe someone can explain to me what in hell a “female neuron” is. If it doesn’t have female chromosomes, what exactly makes a neuron “female”?
    TIA.

  25. “All of this suffrage tosh is just an unfortunate delusion of the female brain – harrummphh!”
    – St. John Feckworthy OBE, 1904.

  26. “Personally, I’m not overly confident that the studies show anything.”
    If they do a brain scan on someone and find a cancer tumor or a foreign object the analysis of the scan can be proven correct or incorrect with surgery.
    The analysis of the scans in UnoMe’s studies cannot be proven correct or incorrect, they are merely interpretations of what the scans may or may not mean.
    Those studies are proof of nothing.
    It should be indicative of what they were trying to prove by doing such studies at all.
    (hint the study was politically motivated)
    These days, progressive science determines what the scientists want to prove and then they set out to prove it, casting aside all contrary evidence, methodology be damned.(eg. Global Warming)
    Finally, if the subjects have Y chromosomes they are men and cannot have ‘women’s brains’, because women do not have Y chromosomes, which is something that can be conclusively proven.

  27. The difference is, if a man cuts his ears off, people laugh at him. If he cuts off his wedding tackle, people give him awards for his “courage.”

  28. *
    “It’s not a myth unless you can tell me what’s wrong with these studies”
    how about the study that shows the horrific suicide rate for pre-op and post-op transsexuals is virtually identical?
    if you thought you were unhappy because you were born the wrong gender, just cut off your genitals and flood your body with hormones in a last ditch attempt to undo physical reality.
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