29 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

  4. The captain had a cabin boy
    Who dressed in heels and panties
    And every night between the sheets
    The captain greased his tranny.

    Weigh away with fife and drum
    Here we come
    All full of rum
    We’re looking for women with hair on their bums
    In the North Atlantic Squadron.

    1. Back in the day cheating teams would get ringers, players from the division above to win important games. But if you are a woman’s team, where do you go? They all pretty much suck. This is the answer.

  6. new lyrics for the old salty tune in 2026 Canaduh
    what can ya do with a drunken sailor?
    what can ya do with a drunken sailor?
    weigh hey up heshe rises,
    weigh hey up heshe rises,
    etc
    we are completely totally scaREWED

  8. Any comment from our top general? You know, the one that breaks into tears at the mere thought of the misogyny that apparently still exists in the army?

    1. She would reply that the government’s position is that this person is a woman and disputing this fact is illegal. If you don’t like it you don’t belong in the CF and we don’t need your services. This has been explained to every CF member exactly in those terms.

      She was a big player in “culture change” under Anand.

      In other words, don’t hate the player, hate the game.

  9. When the CF forced men’s intersection hockey teams to accept women, they ruined the sport for all the men. But princess wanted to play hockey, princess got to play hockey. So your team lost your playoff spot because you had 2 girls on your team and the other team didn’t, effectively played 4 on 5 for the whole game? Too bad. What matters is inclusion. After all, it’s for fun and fitness. “Sportsmanship”. If you didn’t like it, it’s because you needed to man up and learn to deal with strong women. After all, women can do anything a man can, only better. So ladies, man up and learn to deal with strong women. Yes, that tranny is a coward and hates women. And yes I’m personally opposed to it, but my opinion doesn’t matter. How the rest of the players in league feels doesn’t matter either. Princess wants to play volley ball, princess plays volleyball. It’s all for fun and fitness. Wait until he shows up for hockey now that you have a women’s league!

  10. I still don’t understand who or how our soldiers use the tampons supplied in the men’s washrooms unless in commemoration of the King’s fetish. They fight for God, the King’s fetish and Country I guess.

    1. In medical parlance, female trannies will use the men’s shitters. It’s interesting that the government pays for this, and not razor blades though. But if it’s government-supplied, you can rest assured it’s the cheapest, crappiest, worse brand of tampons around, just like government toilet paper.

  12. This story inspires me! I’m gonna go down to my nearby Little League field and pitch a couple innings to the 12yo boys. I specialize in the brushback pitch. I can really do some damage pitching 46ft from the plate. My 65mph fastball feels like 105mph.

    1. Thing is, it’s just a volleyball. Not a bowling ball, not a softball. Not a puck. It’s an inflated ball. If a person can’t take one to the head and shake it off, they don’t belong in the CF. Volleyball is a boring sport to watch and play. A person recieves, the next one sets up the spiker and then the spiker spikes. On an on. If you are in the back row and you can’t compute that the next one coming is a spike, you should give up volleyball. Also, if you can’t block, duck or otherwise react, get off the court. I’d wager a few Navy bull dykes can give Jamie a run for his money, spike-wise. Finally, who here hasn’t caught one in the face, shins or nuts? Walk it off you big baby and get back in there.

      1. It’s a funny thing … that in the Laws of Soccer … it is a Yellow Card offense to use ”Reckless and Disproportionate” Force upon another player. In other words … even if you’ve made an otherwise FAIR play for the ball … but were clearly looking to inflict damage in the process … you’re gonna get carded.

        https://www.askasoccerreferee.com/careless-reckless-excessive-force-vs-accidental/

        And lest you believe soccer is a non-contact pansy sport … you best go experience the EPL at field level. But despite the physical rigors of the game … there is a limit. And that limit is using force that is meant to injure or cripple.

        A MAN playing against women is the very definition of Reckless and Disproportionate. Sorry. Men and women aren’t physically equal.

        1. I played 15 years up to university level. Defence. I could kick the ball across the field so we played a Canadian brand of dump and chase. Don’t ask. X formation, from an old Limey coach. But this is before the big european influence on nort american soccer. Nobody faked injury. Yup, you can play dirty. And people can pay dirty right back too. Yes, we had a girl on our team. A real trooper, but… So you know what I mean by getting one in the shins. Man I hated getting kicked in the shins. Made me buy frikkin pads.
          Anyays, hell no, women are not the equals of men on the field. But nobody cares what the likes of me (white man) has to say about it. Maybe one day they will give up the pretense and get back to planet earth. Right now they have only themselves to blame.

          1. My best friend and soccer mentor played at San Luis Obispo… a 6’-2” defender. Yeah, he taught me a trick or two for defenders. He was a dirty, tough, player … back when white men could still make a college roster … SMH

        1. I never tried to block a spike at the net with my face, no. Didn’t I say some people don’t belong on the court? You think gender would have made a difference in that case?

          1. take a look at the video clip l found pappy and tell us your estimate
            of the time taken for the ball to hit the rear position player.
            a**wipe.

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