Donald Rumsfeld is staying on in the position of US Secretary of Defense. The architect of the modernization and transformation of the US military, a survivor of the attack on the Pentagon on 911, Rumsfeld has conducted two successful – and by all historical standards, virtually bloodless – wars, and in so doing, helped to liberate over 50 million people from tyranny.
The leader of Canadian Party Of Peace (TM) could not be reached for comment. A spokesperson said that she believed he was “out buying balloons.”
Free Hutu In Paris
As revelations about the Oil-For-Blood compete with news about the sex abuse scandal by staff in Congo, comes this latest tidbit out of Kofi Annanland;
Today, Mbarushimana remains a free man, living in Paris. But there are troubling questions about his conduct in Rwanda a decade ago and the actions of the United Nations.��
“They killed on his orders,” says Tony Greig, an investigator with the International Criminal Tribunal. “They manned road blocks, they killed people, they got rewarded with cows and beer.”
Greig says eyewitnesses directly linked Mbarushimana to more than 30 murders, including killings of fellow U.N. workers.
[…]
So what did the United Nations do?
After learning of the allegations in 1999, the U.N. kept Mbarushimana on its payroll. In fact, when he was arrested for genocide, he was working for the U.N. in Kosovo – on a project to stop genocide.
Details of UNScam – the connection of Clinton pardonee Marc Rich, payments to Kofi Annan’s son, among others – are conveniently tracked at Friends of Saddam.
Via Instapundit
Hints From Heloise
A magnetic screwdriver is an invaluable tool when draining carbs on your bike. It will prevent the necessity of using your fingers to dig about gasoline soaked surfaces in the gloom of an unlit garage in December, trying for the 4th time to find the tiny bolt that has again fallen into the bowels of your engine, while trying to replace it blind, from a virtually impossible angle.
Urgh.
Better Than Equal
CTV news reports that Paralympian Chantal Petitclerc (wheelchair racing) has been named top Canadian track and field athlete by Athletics Canada.
O Canada rang out when she won a demonstration race during the summer Olympiad.
At the time, Petiticlerc was thrilled to be congratulated by none other than [top-ranked Canadian female hurdler] Felicien in an exchange that made her feel like an equal.
The thrill seems to have worn off in recent weeks since learning that she will share the award with her congratulator…
But now, she says it’s obvious wheelchair athletes aren’t held in the same regard as their able-bodied counterparts.
“It’s always a little shocking to see what Paralympic medals and world records are worth, to really see it,” Petitclerc told The Globe in an interview.
“After Athens, you feel you’ve come a certain way and had a certain achievement and your sport has grown and been recognized, that you’re finally there. And this is shocking.”
I don’t know about that. Petitclerc seems to have achieved one sought-after pinnacle in sports – ownership of a world class ego. That’s got to count for something.
Express Yourself

A novel gift idea for the commuter who has everything. (Language warning.)
Lost In Space
Faced with an open challenge from George Bush to sign on to the missile defense shield, Paul “Weeble Wobbles But He Won’t Fall Down” Martin is on the defensive from opposition pounding and concern for maintaining solidarity in the red wing of his minority government. He’s standing firm in his decision to continue to consider.
Last night, at a Liberal fund raiser, Martin countered critics by announcing that Canada does not need the help of the USA to defend herself, thankyou very much , and that we are capable of providing security for our part of North America. The only explanation I have for this outburst of absurdity is medical. I hope someone is talking to him about seeing a doctor – head first.
While Monty Paul’s Flying Circus loses their collective minds over a program that is going ahead with or without our approval – we can only pray that someone in Ottawa is paying attention to the potential of tax reform in the US to go nuclear.
In case you haven’t heard – the world’s largest economy is considering elimination of income, payroll, corporate and estate taxes, and replacing them with an across the board federal sales tax of 23%. The estimated 600 billion currently spent to collect and manage these taxes would be virtually eliminated, along with the need for the IRS. The underground and criminal economy that historically evades income tax would be brought into the revenue stream.
The saving to business by the elimination of corporate taxes should result in a drop in wholesale pricing, making US manufactured goods more competitive. The implications for Canadian manufacturing alone are profound. Without corporate taxation, there would be tremendous incentive for business to remain in, or relocate to, the US.
With the beckoning glow of an income tax free America, there wouldn’t be time to worry about an outright exodus of highly skilled Canadian professionals – we’ll need a national strategy to keep our truck drivers.
A couple of western provinces won’t be far behind.
2004 Weblog Awards

Kevin Aylward and crew at Wizbang have been sifting through thousands of nominations in a variety of categories, and the polls are now opening for the 2004 Weblog Awards. Main rule – one vote per day, per poll.
Yours truly is on the list for Best Canadian Blog.
Also nominated: the blog quebecois; Abject Learning; D’Arcy Norman; Being American in T.O.; All AgitProp, All The Time; Going Canuk; EclecticBlogs; A Journey Through Time; Daimnation!; Darren Barefoot; marmalade.ca; Michele; The Quipping Queen; Stageleft. You can access them all by going to the link.
Good company, and thanks to The Commissar nominated for Best of Top 100 and Jeff Goldstein (whose Protein Wisdom is nomated in the tough Best Humour category) for the nomination. Go vote for them. And me.
update – thanks to Bill at the popular INDC Journal for the endorsement – he was already my pick for Best New Blog. Canadian Mark Steyn is in second place behind the Wall Street Journal’s “Best of the Web” in the Media/Journalist division. Ghost of a Flea is in the tough Culture category.
BSE: Glimmer Of Hope
Republican governer Mike Johanns, of Nebraska, has been named the new US Secretary of Agriculture. (homepage). Johanns grew up on a dairy farm before studying law, and changed party affiliation from Democrat to Republican in 1988.
This item from March 2004 is encouraging:
Gov. Mike Johanns also said partial reopening of the market for U.S. cattle in Mexico is good news for Nebraska cattle producers.
He said Mexico is not only this country’s second-largest customer for U.S. beef, but also Nebraska’s second- largest beef customer.
The USDA announced on Wednesday that the United States and Mexico agreed on a partial resumption of trade. The agreement opens the border for boneless beef from animals less than 30 months of age.
According to the U.S. Meat Export Federation, the agreement covers 75 to 80 percent of the total beef products that the United States had been shipping to Mexico.
“This is a glimmer of hope that we are starting to work our way through this in terms of the international marketplace,” Johanns said.
He said he has also urged Veneman to reopen the borders with Canada to allow U.S. processors access to live Canadian cattle.
“The news about Mexico is good news, but it doesn’t get us to where we want to be. But it is a step in the right direction,” he said.
Johanns said the goal is to open up the markets and get beef moving again to this country’s foreign customers.
“So far, it has been a situation where it wasn’t anywhere near as devastating as Canada,” he said. “I don’t think it will be in the United States because 90 percent of our beef is consumed here. We have weathered this much better than Canada did. They were just annihilated.”
A strong signal that there is cause for optimism.
Color Gravity
Pearly’s attraction to color was like an infection, or religion, and he came to it each time a starving man. Sometimes, on the street or sailing along the waterfront in a fast skiff, he would witness the sun’s illumination on a flat plane of color that was given (like almost everything else in New York) a short and promiscuous embrace. Pearly always stopped, and if he froze in the middle of the street, traffic was forced to weave around him. Or if he were in a boat, he turned it to the wind and stayed with the color for as long as it lasted. House painters were subject to interludes of terror when Pearly would burst upon them and stand close, staring with his electric eyes at the rich glistening color flowing thickly from their wet brushes. It was bad enough if he were alone (they all knew him, and were well aware of his reputation), but he was not infrequently accompanied by a bunch of Short Tails. In that case, the painters trembled because they would be punished afterward for the time that the Short Tails were obliged to stand in silence with their hands in their pockets, observing the inexplicable mystery of Pearly’s “color gravity,” as he called it. Unable to complain to Pearly, they would leave a few of their number to beat up the painters.” – A Winters Tale, Mark Helprin

Sean suffers from colour gravity, and we’re all the richer for it. Go see the others.
It’s The Thought That Counts

Other Christmas gift ideas for the special people in your email bin can be found at the highly useful Who Would Buy That?
An American Thinker On The Canadian Identity Crisis
A reader passed along this thoughtful piece by Thomas Lifson, at the American Thinker. It’s a nicely condensed version of the historical tug-o-war underlying the modern debate about Canadian “identity”.
Canada’s national identity has always been based on the fact of their being not American. This is an inevitable outcome of living next door to a behemoth with ten times the population and little concern for foreign countries, even (or especially) the ones right next door, whose differences with us are popularly regarded as retrograde imperfections. It is also a product of the fundamental fracture in Canada, between French and English Canadians, who have not embraced the concept of a melting pot, and who therefore do not have that much in common, other than being non-Yankees.
The Americans who have decamped for Canada have tended historically to be our dissidents, the dissatisfied, and historic losers – starting with the Tories who opposed the American Revolution, and reinforced by the contingent of draft dodgers during the Vietnam War. They looked back with anger and contempt at their less enlightened former countrymen. In contrast, the Canadians who moved in the opposite direction tended to be the ambitious strivers, like James J. Hill (the “Empire Builder” railroad magnate) or the current raft of entertainers like Jim Carrey and Martin Short. The exchange generally has not favored the Canadians. While American business and culture are studded with outstanding achievers of Canadian origin, the Americans fleeing to Canada collectively do not occupy a prominent place in the ranks of the accomplished.
Before the independence movement for Quebec became a dominant concern of English Canada, their relative Britishness gave Anglophone Canadians something positive to embrace, as a mark of their difference from Americans. They were a Dominion of the Queen, after all, not just a country. But when the Quebecois assaulted the rest of Canada with an outbreak of terror and assassination in the late 1960s and early 70s, followed by a serious popular electoral movement aimed at independence, the Union Jack had to disappear from the flag, and appeasement of the angry Francophones became priority number one for those who wished to save Canada as a viable nation.
Think of the emotional impact. That very Britishness, which had been embraced as a proud heritage and special difference from the Americans, now became a mark of inhuman domination. Quebec regarded The Union Jack and all that went with it as the lingering wound of an historic oppression with its ancient origin on the Plains of Abraham. This sudden need to discard a former source of pride was a traumatic loss for English Canadians, who take justifiable satisfaction in their inherent niceness. People who live through life-threatening winter weather every year tend to take seriously the obligation to help one another out, provide mutual aid and comfort, and offer a warm smile as the default setting when dealing with each other.
Now shorn of the positive symbols of English Canadian distinctiveness, always fearful of absorption into the overwhelming colossus to the south, and in desperate need of a way to reassure themselves that they were good people (in the face of many years of angry recriminations from the Francophones), Canada had no alternative but to embrace the newly-merging multicultural orthodoxy. This bizarre, murky, and constantly-evolving doctrine has no substance, other than decreeing that virtue is a function of oppression, or if no oppression happens to be available, a pale and lifeless virtue can be salvaged by deference to those who claim oppression.
Good observations. I have another.
I once had a heated debate over a bar table in northern Alberta with a man in his early twenties. He had a list of one word reasons for hating Americans – and he did use the word “hate”, along with “warmongers”, “Vietnam”, and “rude.” Strong words from a man who was otherwise a model of calm civility.
It didn’t make sense to me – it sounded like he’d met some particularly obnoxious people. Finally, I asked where he’d been in the US, to have formed impressions about ordinary Americans that were so different from what I’d experienced in my travels?
He had never been south of Calgary. I guess I should have known. His contempt was bred of a faux familiarity, based entirely on impressions formed by his exposure to various media – pop culture, movies, political news, historical information. Canada is unlike any other country in the way we are bombarded with American media. He was critical in a way you’d expect of someone who disliked a “drunken” cousin he’d only “met” through video of wedding dances. The poor fellow in the video is none the wiser – it’s not a two-way feed.
Had he walked into the bar directly in front of real live visiting warmongering Americans, arm in arm with the distant cousin – he’d still stand aside and hold the door open for them.
Our famous tendency to reflexive politeness is not urban myth – I have apologized too often for being inadvertantly jostled or having my foot stepped on to pretend otherwise. But it’s a phenomenon mostly reserved for strangers – the tendency disappears when we’re around people we know well.
The garbled mixture of scornful superiority and hyper-criticism, alternating with pronouncements and polls affirming our “friendship” and shared values, may be partly a consequence of this struggle. The US as both the stranger and the familiar family member. Mix in a goodly percentage of cultural and economic incest, and it’s a wonder Canadians haven’t come completely off our rockers.
“Every Country Needs A Good Lefty”
Tidbits are starting to trickle in about the details of the Bush visit. Most gratifying (to a redneck conservative like me) was the story that he walked past former prime minister Jean Chretien to greet someone else at that table. This though, is even better. Toronto Star (reg.required)
For six minutes last night, while the top layer of Canada’s political class schmoozed with cocktails and canap�s, New Democratic Party Leader Jack Layton told President George W. Bush why a lot of Canadians don’t like the idea of a missile-defence shield over North America.
Bush was not moved. If there were no such thing as North Korea or Iran, Bush reportedly said, then there would be no need for missile defence. He seemed to like Layton’s spunk, however.
As Bush started to slide away, to shake more hands among the three dozen or so high-ranking guests invited to the private reception at last night’s gala dinner, he smiled and told Layton: “Every country needs a good lefty. … We even have some in our country.”
Layton spoke to the Star last night after what he described as a direct, amiable but ultimately “disturbing” conversation with Bush, which was followed up by longer chats at the private reception with the outgoing and incoming U.S. secretaries of state, Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice.
In all, Layton had about half an hour with top U.S. politicians. He was gratified he got a chance to help explain to Americans what the protests in Ottawa were about yesterday, but he also knows he didn’t make a dent in their determination to go ahead with the plan. “He’s a very determined man.”
Politician, meet statesman.
Michael Totten’s Photos From Libya
A comment on Michael Totten’s photographs of his trip to Libya. “What does it say about a country when the Roman Ruins look to be in better shape than ‘modern’ Tripoli.?”
If you’re on dial-up the page takes a long time to load, but it’s worth the wait.
Five Finger Wave, In Halifax
(I’m inviting trackbacks from Canadian bloggers to this post, as it’s getting a fair bit of traffic. I’m sure readers would be interested in your takes on the speech, and the visit in general. If you’re not a blogger, please feel free to add to the comments.)
Going to give live-blogging the Presidential visit to Halifax a shot. Coverage of the event by Canadian TV (Both CBC and CTV) is getting irritating. Every three minutes or so, there is mention of the protestors, which by all objective accounts don’t amount to very large crowds. We did get our “Bush=Hitler” sign in the shot though, so not a complete disappointment.
One reporter remarked on the “protestors” lining the streets waiting for motorcade… no signs in sight… the crowd behind mostly waving cameras. It’s pretty easy to see there are far more friendly greeters out in the cold than moonbats.
We’re just being told this morning that the speech he is going to give in Halifax is going to be broader in scope than a simple thankyou to the people who fed and sheltered thousands of stranded airline passengers whose planes were diverted during 9/11. This seems to have come as a surprise, but that is an emerging pattern of this visit. The official visit was announced only three weeks ago, and the Halifax portion only last week. Some of the guests (a mixed crowd including local dignitaries, poltiicians) waiting in the room were only informed last night of their invitations. I suspect this reduces security concerns dramatically.
Officials from the Prime Minister’s Office had informed reporters that the subject of missile defense was unlikely to be raised, due to its contraversial nature. Bush had other plans. The brief clip of Martin’s reaction had one of those over-broad smiles, the teeth gleaming like deer eyes in headlights. Heh.
And now we’re getting word that the simple thankyou is going to be a “major speech”. We shall see.
Some good filler on CBC, which I think is doing a more professional job of commentary than CTV (but what do you expect when you’re dealing with news producers like this… checking over there a moment ago, they’re airing a cooking show.
Paul Martin is introducing. He’s providing background… I wonder if many people know that there were 33,000 passengers stranded across the country, most of them in eastern Canada, and that people opened their homes, community centers, churches to them.
Nice touch – mentioning the tree sent every year to the people of Boston in appreciation for the help given many years ago when 10,000 were killed by a munitions ship explosion in Halifax harbour. … no translator for the French portion? Some stuff about the new realities and complexities since 9/11… Canadian troops in “Afghanasteen” … guess it’s not just Texas republicans who mangle words. Weird. He starts some sentences directing them to President Bush, but does not even glance to his right to acknowledge his presence. I think he’s nervous.
Stuff about Pier 21, where the event is being held, and introduces the President. Lots of applause.
Basic greetings to those in attendance … honoured to be here to “reaffirm America’s enduring ties to your country”. “Share a vision for the future – two prosperous independant nations, joined to gether by the return of NHL hockey”. Big applause. He was hoping to meet “Jean Poutine”… More laughter.
Thanking the people across the country who came to the aid of stranded 9/11 passengers.
Despite the disagreements of politicians, “our two peoples are one family, and always will be”. The success of free trade – 20% of US exports go to Canada, 80% of Canadian exports go to the US… “I proudly ate some Alberta beef last night – and I”m still standing.”
Good delivery about shared convictions, liberty. The threat of terrorism, genocide, poverty. Mention of Canadian troops in Bosnia, Kosovo, Haiti, the reputation of Canada’s WWII troops.
New work ahead – hope to foster an international concensus…. effective multilateral institutions. Emphasis on effective.
Working in coalitions… “the success of multilateralism is measured not merely by following a process but by achieving results. The objective of the UN and other institutions must be collective security, not endless debate. For the sake of peace, when those bodies promise serious consequences, serious consequences must follow.”
I wonder how many Canadians are surprised at how eloquent and well spoken this idiot is.
The two countries have been working together on “our most solemn duty” – security – NATO, container inspection, “smart border” – here comes missile defense.
“In WWII when the US was still wrestling with isolation”, Canadians were fighting in Europe. Some Canadians objected and said they had no interst in fighting a foreign war. MacKenzie King quote about “defeating the enemy before he reaches our shores… before our cities are laid to waste. … We must always remember the wisdom of his words…. the enemy is different today, but the threat is the same.”
Third great commitment is to protect our shores by promoting freedom and democracy around the world. “It is cultural condensention to claim that some peoples, some cultures, some religions” aren’t capable of democracy, destined to despotition … the success of Afghanistan, and their recent elections, realizing their dreams of democracy. Applause.
“These are historic events that some people said would never come, and Canada can be proud of the part they played.”
Iraq, “even the closest of friends can disagree”, but Paul Martin has said there “is no disagreement at all in what must be done in going forward.” Mentioning the humanitarian aid and debt forgiveness. (about 750 million) “A free Iraq will be a standing rebuke to radicalism and a model to reformers from Damascus to Tehran.” … “Freedom, not oppression, is the future of Iraq” … “a long night of tyranny and oppression in that country is ending…” More applause.
PM has said we are willing to take a broader role in the Palestinian-Israeli conflict, and he welcomes that. It’s not about “the shape of a border or the site of a settlement”. This approach has been tried before without success.”… The problem must be solved by “Palestinian democracy”.
Two states, Israel and Palestine, living side by side… “can be reached by only one path – the path of democracy and reform and the rule of law.” This isn’t the first time he’s made this speech. Very reminscint of this.
Canada – US relations… Not always easy to “sleep next to the elephant”. Disputes must not be taken personally…. like a Canadian once said “The United States is our friend, whether we like it or not.”
Personal stories of Americans who landed here on 9/11. “God has blessed us because us because we have neighbors like you, and today I ask that God continue to bless the people of Canada.”
Good, good speech. I’ll put up a transcript if and when I can find one. I wonder how many Canadians are surprised at how different he is than his critics would have us believe.
postscript:
Pffft… a quote from CBC reporter Henry Champ – a “hard speech” signalling he intends to be as difficult to work with internationally as he was in the past.. Keith Boag: “the quote from Mackenzie King.. very very clever move.” Now Mansbridge et al are talking about his “tough talk” and the results and “do it our way or the chill continues…” *click*
Caller to John Gormley Live afterwards:
“I was surprised, I had always thought he was a little dense…. it was a good speech.”
transcript.
CBC audio
Iraqi Bloggers
After tense reporting from Baghdad followed by a two week absence, Alaa checks in to assure everyone he’s safe and well. Hopefully, there will be news soon from Zeyad.
Five Finger Wave
I watched the landing of Air Force One today while on a break. It’s not anti-Americanism that has Canadians so uptight. It’s planus envy. The CBC couldn’t stop reminding viewers of the “armour plated limousine” and “snipers on the rooftops”. As the entourage made their way down the red carpet on the tarmac, was it just me — or did George W. Bush glance at the yattering Prince Adrienne like a dog who wouldn’t stop licking himself in public?
It all seems to have been too much excitement for Pierre Berton. He was 84, doddering beloved old lefty historian. The non-fiction railway track genre mourns a giant.
Peaktalk has a good roundup of more useful Canadian reaction and commentary.
For the most part, I spent the day up to my elbows in automotive base coat, and haven’t caught on my own reading. (Or bathing, to be unnecessarily honest….) Some links of interest I’ve spotted here and there:
Chair of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations Senator Norm Coleman calls for Kofi Annan’s head in the WSJ.
Websters announces “A four-letter term that came to symbolize the difference between old and new media during this year’s presidential campaign tops U.S. dictionary publisher Merriam- Webster’s list of the 10 words of the year.”
Related: Dan Rather, still crazy after all these years. Brian Williams – because his parents didn’t know how to spell “brain”.
And, in local news: best. agribition. party. ever.
“Not All Beer And Donuts”
With four years as a Canadian resident behind her, Norma Jacobson has some advice fo Americans considering a move to the Great White North – don’t.
Although I enjoy my work and have made good friends here, I’ve found life as an American expatriate in Canada difficult, frustrating and even painful in ways that have surprised me. As attractive as living here may be in theory, the reality’s something else. For me, it’s been one of almost daily confrontation with a powerful anti-Americanism that pervades many aspects of life. When I’ve mentioned this phenomenon to Canadian friends, they’ve furrowed their brows sympathetically and said, “Yes, Canadian anti-Americanism can be very subtle.” My response is, there’s nothing subtle about it.
The anti-Americanism I experience generally takes this form: Canadians bring up “the States” or “Americans” to make comparisons or evaluations that mix a kind of smug contempt with a wariness that alternates between the paranoid and the absurd.
Thus, Canadian media discussion of President Bush’s upcoming official visit on Tuesday focuses on the snub implied by his not having visited earlier. It’s reported that when he does come, he will not speak to a Parliament that’s so hostile it can’t be trusted to receive him politely. Coverage of a Canadian athlete caught doping devolves into complaints about how Americans always get away with cheating. The “Blame Canada” song from the “South Park” movie is taken as documentary evidence of Americans’ real attitudes toward this country. The ongoing U.S. ban on importing Canadian cattle (after a case of mad cow disease was traced to Alberta) is interpreted as a form of political persecution. A six o’clock news show introduces a group of parents and children who are convinced that the reason Canadian textbooks give short shrift to America’s failed attempts to invade the Canadian territories in the War of 1812 is to avoid antagonizing the Americans — who are just waiting for an excuse to give it another try.
[…]
Part of what’s irksome about Canadian anti-Americanism and the obsession with the United States is that it seems so corrosive to Canada. Any country that defines itself through a negative (“Canada: We’re not the United States”) is doomed to an endless and repetitive cycle of hand-wringing and angst. For example, Canadians often point to their system of universal health care as the best example of what it means to be Canadian (because the United States doesn’t provide it), but this means that any effort to adjust or reform that system (which is not perfect) precipitates a national identity crisis: To wit, instituting co-payments or private MRI clinics will make Canada too much like the United States.
She has seen us as we are. Read it all.
hat tip – Cosh.
Beaujolais Wisdom
On the eve of his first official visit to this country, A Canadian Bush Backer Speaks Out. The letter is featured at Pieter Dorsman’s Peaktalk.
Recently I got into a discussion with a few Canadian friends about the Bush victory in the 2004 Presidential election and the ongoing war in Iraq. These friends are well educated and cultured people with a preference for European wine and movies with sub-titles. I suppose they could be described as middle-of-the-road liberals and made for pleasant company at dinner over a bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau … at least until the subject of George W. Bush came up.
Their reaction to the re-election of the President was unequivocal. Choice of language included adjectives such as “dreadful”, “shocking”, “appalling” and even “bizarre”. Their self-righteousness was more akin to arch inquisitors passing judgement on a proven devil worshiper, rather than dinner companions airing views on a President of the United States.
When I offered a contrary opinion, there was a hush and eyes widened with genuine horror – as though the late hour had induced the first physical evidence of my ‘werewolf within’. One of them even said – “are you feeling alright Aidan?”
Or, maybe they just thought they were being cool.
I’ve seen a little of this myself. When the subject was raised a month ago at a family gathering, my aunt expressed unspecified outrage at the US President, put her hands over her ears and left the room. She didn’t elaborate beyond that. But then, I suspect she spends more time in Beaujolais-sipping circles than I do.
Obesity Tourism
Times Online reports on efforts to solve Zimbabwe’s food crisis;
The so-called Obesity Tourism Strategy was reported last week in The Herald, a government organ whose contents are approved by President Robert Mugabe’s powerful information minister, Jonathan Moyo.
Pointing out that more than 1.2 billion people worldwide are officially deemed to be overweight, the article exhorted Zimbabweans to “tap this potential”.
“Tourists can provide labour for farms in the hope of shedding weight while enjoying the tourism experience,” it said, adding that Americans spent $6 billion a year on “useless” dieting aids. “Tour organisers may promote this programme internationally and bring in tourists, while agriculturalists can employ the tourists as free farm labour. ”
“The tourists can then top it all by flaunting their slim bodies on a sun-downer cruise on the Zambezi or surveying the majestic Great Zimbabwe ruins.”
I can’t believe Scott Ott hasn’t thought of this.
A Pretoria, By Any Other Name
The government of South Africa is casting a reformist eye to country’s place names. They are too white.
Residents of Pretoria, named after an early war hero of the white Afrikaners who later invented apartheid, won a battle last year to keep the capital city’s name on the map, albeit as part of a broader metropolitan area called Tshwane.
Next year those towns celebrating British royalty and other figures will be under scrutiny, and several may face the chop.
Two that look set to go are the industrial city of Port Elizabeth, named after the wife of a Cape Colony governor, and George, a sleepy town on the south coast, more famous for its lush golf courses than the English king to whom it pays homage.
National Geographical Names Council chairman Tommy Ntsewa said: “Personally, I would support such a move, because why should we be honouring King George? For what? For colonising us?”
These problems are an inevitable consequence of the march of human progress and politics – coupled with more recently acquired sensitivites to the politically incorrect, place names are going to be a perpetual source of irritation. The ribbon-cutting celebration opening “Winnie Wharf” today may well become the offensive Port Elizabeth of tomorrow. And as we are coming to understand, the right of future citizens not to be offended ought to be enshrined in law.
On the practical side, though, ad hoc renaming of cities, towns and rivers is likely to be a cumbersome and contentious process. To address this, we should apply a sunset clause to all place names, so that they will automatically expire at set intervals. This way, each new political generation can respond more efficiently to those most recently insulted by the historical fact of their choosing.
