Including a reefer party of note; one lady’s romantic hygiene routine; a brief history of stain-concealing carpets; how to rotate your headquarters during office hours; and what happens when you (unwittingly) put your head in a particle accelerator.

All this and more.

Including an unfortunate trophy malfunction; how to master a foreign tongue; the hot date of your dreams; a hardcore headline; how not to sell a mirror; and some unsupervised potatoes.

All this and more.

Including a warning to new parents; the widget you’ve always wanted; the thrill of wood steaming; a sticky situation; and scenes of hardcore waitressing.

All this and more.

Including the hazards of bouncing; a tempting invitation; a captivated cat; scenes of human cunning; and the thrill of hammer restoration.

All this and more.

Including a plan gone awry; amplified squirrels; an unlikely lumberjack; a brief guide to London’s alleys and passages; and things you’ll find on a lesbian dating app.

All this and more.

Including some memorable wall damage; acapella idents; the thrill of tadpole migration; scenes of modern romance; and a miracle breakthrough in rapid beer consumption.

All this and more.

Including a miscalculated tattoo; a suboptimal situation; a collection of found paper aeroplanes; an unhappy branding choice; and some quite loud behavioural correction.

All this and more.

Including manly feats from the East; a historical dictionary of science fiction; computers made of paper; inadvisable cosmetics; and some very deep crooning. 

All this and more.

Including three small boys, a marker pen and one unhappy mom; a mechanical iris window shade; ancient tape recorders; an attempt to help that doesn’t quite go to plan; and the kind of thing you don’t want to find up your nose.

All this and more.

Including when thievery becomes farce; assorted bee rears; a brief history of peanut butter; upmarket scented bubbles; and goldfish playing football.

All this and more.

We all need to start worrying about what kind of world we're going to leave for Keith Richards. pic.twitter.com/DGB7Gc8bNy

— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) December 18, 2020

Including the blackest black car you’re likely to see; a notable kite; some fiddlesome trees; test footage from Attack Of The Giant Grandma; and when wasps encounter a drone equipped with a flamethrower.

All this and more.

Including the thrill of 1970s carpeting; a mushroom claw machine; an archive of manuals and missing instructions; the thrill of dryer lint; and when failure is not forgiven.

All this and more.

Including a switched-on blonde with bagpipes; lights made of bread; selfie cake; an unconvincing excuse; and the arrival of an escalator in a Cameroon shopping mall.

All this and more.

Way to go Blues.

Missouri duck boat capsizes in lake amid violent storm; children among several dead.

Red meat allergies caused by tick bites. Not in Canada though.

Rioting begins this morning in Winnipeg after #TeamCanada's mixed doubles curling Olympics win. 🥇 pic.twitter.com/S18qYxgaxm

— Colin Lougheed (@Colin_Lougheed) February 13, 2018

I’m doing my part.

Canadians drink more alcohol per capita than the worldwide average, according to the World Health Organization. A report released this week found that Canadians aged 15 and older drank 10 litres of pure alcohol per capita in 2016–3.6 more than the world average. Of the nearly 200 countries include in the report, Canada ranked 40th.

Cheers.

Indian ‘happiness minister’ wanted over alleged murder

Indian police have launched a manhunt for the country’s only “happiness minister” after the state politician vanished when a court ordered his arrest over an alleged murder.
Lal Singh Arya, whose mandate is to put a smile on the faces of his 70 million constituents, is wanted in connection with the death of an opposition politician in 2009.

This should engage a Billion media consumers for weeks, a ‘slow moving white Bronco’ type of thing.