Oddments For The Weekend

Including an unfortunate trophy malfunction; how to master a foreign tongue; the hot date of your dreams; a hardcore headline; how not to sell a mirror; and some unsupervised potatoes.

All this and more.

5 Replies to “Oddments For The Weekend”

  1. Having a body “blast tested” sounds cool! Only a couple of questions. Can you use a live body? Does it have to be a close relative, or can you volunteer someone else, for example, a mother-in-law? Asking for a friend.

    1. Mother-in-law, I had the most evil…
      She’d make Nancy Pelosi seem angelic to her.

      Thankfully, she thought it would hurt me if she broke the connection when my wife passed.
      This freed me up a great deal of time for all that I used to do for her.
      Now, she has to pay people and I am soooo free!

  2. Thanks for sparing us from the “hot date.”
    My retinas appreciate it.
    ….and at least that guy’s mother wasn’t sold for the purposes of necrophilia. I’m sure this happens too.

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