Thailand: 600 dead in 2 years.
I did not know that.
While I appreciate that they have their hands full pursuing the Self-Fulfilling Prophesy Project in Iraq, one would think that our khaki-clad friends covering the international “militancy” beat might have mentioned it in passing.
Of course, without US involvement second tier terrorist zones like Thailand have nearly no hope of breaking into the international news.
Complicating matters, the news cycle is currently dominated by Tom Cruise’s opinions on the state of modern psychiatry, Tom Cruise’s latest movie, Tom Cruise’s religious beliefs. Cruise to carnage – it’s hard to segue.
“Speaking of being a head taller than her new fiancee – today militants in Thailand beheaded 5 hostages….”
You see what I mean. It’s a little abrupt.
Islamists lack a well known face who can compete with a Cruise or a Pitt, and even if they did, the nature of Islamofascist pop culture isn’t all that compatable with a star system. Hellfire missiles tend to follow them around, for one thing. Some new Jihadi explodes onto the scene and, well – he explodes onto the scene.
And what today’s TV news consumer wants aren’t stars, anyway. They want to get to know the little people – the man-on-the-street Jihadi, the insurgent in the next cubicle. The people they can identify with.
You’re thinking what I’m thinking, aren’t you? If terrorism in out of the way locales wants to make it to the nightly news, they should look at working the entertainment angle.
Islamofascist Reality TV.
Survivor: Chechnya.
The Amazing Race In A Bomb Laden Fiat.
As we all know – ratings = news.
“Tonight on ABC News: an behind the scenes look at the making of the hit reality TV show, “The Infidel” as it winds to the season’s closing episode. Who gets the axe?“
Players clad in black, armed with swords and AK47’s against a tropical background – how could it miss?