“I hope we can create some kind of trend, that actually people are going to run to the parks and start complaining to the trees. This is one way of healing at this moment of our history.”
Acclaimed performance artist shares her deep, deep wisdom.
“I hope we can create some kind of trend, that actually people are going to run to the parks and start complaining to the trees. This is one way of healing at this moment of our history.”
Acclaimed performance artist shares her deep, deep wisdom.
Including a record deal simulator; scenes from a wildlife overpass; a prototype photocopier from 1803; a giant anamorphic toilet; and paranormal scenes of not-quite-levitation.
On Seattle’s ‘progressive’ alternative to policing and prison:
You see, predatory sociopaths with histories of violence and robbery will be “liberated” by “healing circles” and “narrative storytelling.” Because, we’re assured, these things, when combined with burning sage, will “increase empathy.”
Including a transplant drama; a display of precision work; a very modern gaffe; some stabilised hurdling; and the bulletproof bras of WWII.
Including pondering holes; hazards of the highway; a moment of doubt; an airbag for the elderly; and the definitive guide to the Doctor Who theme.
“As far as I know, none of my friends are actively racist. But I also know that I’m not around them all the time.”
From the progressive parenting site Scary Mommy, some paranoid psychodrama.
Including man’s best friend; a small project with magnets and a battery; a mobile bowling alley; an unlikely moment of triumph; and some ladies pondering the issues of the day.
Another visit to the pages of Scary Mommy, where progressive parents share their mental dramas:
It turns out that the world of woke parenting is one in which nine-year-olds are not only naturally fascinated by politics but are also animated by the thought of doing violence to people who may dare to differ in their voting preferences. Utopia must surely follow.
Including an unusually big one; a bit missing; some unexpected bending; a Letraset database; and when an attempt at belly-rubbing proves unwise.
Ohio social studies teachers – and by extension, their students – will learn that having brown skin is some kind of accomplishment, a basis for applause and favours, unlike being white, which is apparently the opposite, a basis for atonement. In order to achieve “absolution” – and yes, that term is used in the recommended literature, with all that it implies – the “stone idol” of “whiteness” must be “smashed to pieces.” Students and educators are also informed that insofar as “white people” have any culture at all, it is merely one “of colonisation, of genocide, of taking,” “a deep, dark hole of grief and of loss,” in which “envy and fear” are defining features. It is, we’re assured, “the culture of death.”
Including a trip to the Ningaloo Canyons; a construction site mishap; a celebrity fragrance; a warning to housewives; acting under pressure; and a giant slow-motion balloon-pose-off.
On “equity” and race-hustling in San Francisco’s public high schools:
A preference for academic rigour and admission by ability is “racist,” you see. Please update your files and lifestyles accordingly. Note that the board decision was “unanimous,” while the views of local parents – those directly affected – were somewhat more complicated and deemed “divisive.” Note too the implication that the feelings of those who work hard and show ability should be trumped by the feelings of those who do neither.
Behold the new and thrilling “equity” policies in San Diego schools:
The practices being confronted – i.e., excluded from consideration in academic grading – include “turning work in on time” and “classroom behaviour.” Abandoning such standards is, we learn, an “accountability measure.” On grounds that acknowledging tardiness, unreliability and a lack of diligence results in “racial imbalance,” which, in the land of the bedlamites, simply won’t do.
Oh, and then there’s the problematic issue of disparities in cheating.
Including augmented reality for dogs; gardening gloves of note; an angry bird; and – should the need arise – how to move the solar system.
Philadelphia Weekly, one of the city’s most venerable leftist “alternative” newsweeklies, has rocked the local journalism scene with its announcement that, starting next year, it will provide Philly readers with a different kind of alternative: it will change its editorial outlook from hard-liberal to conservative.
Including a demonstration of headpool; six dancers and a spinning platform; scenes of the unspanked; a seating solution of note; and some memorable daddy-daughter time.
“The realisation is, quite simply, devastating. Horrifying. Confusing. Embarrassing. Maddening. Demoralising.”
From the pages of Scary Mommy, a publication for progressive mothers. Specifically, a piece titled, “How to Cope When a Family Member Says They’re Voting for Trump.”
It’s “a complete and total mindfuck. And it’s exhausting.”
We wish to have justice for people coming; we should have mercy for people fleeing other places; but we also need to have a sense of justice for people in Europe who pay their taxes, who have been decent citizens, and who need to be asked if there are going to be massive societal changes that will take place. Because we’re not petri dishes, we are countries.
Douglas Murray, quoted above, debates activist and mass-immigration enthusiast Flavia Kleiner.
Former educator Michaela Brown is having night-time panic attacks:
“So yeah, 2020 election anxiety is a whole different beast and it’s consuming my mind.”
In graduate school, she told fellow students she was of Algerian origin with a German father. Later, she claimed that she was from the inner-city “hood” with a spiritual kinship to the late rapper Biggie Smalls… Her final self-proclaimed provenance seems to have been the South Bronx slums, where she identified as a “boricua,” or Stateside-dwelling Puerto Rican, whose mother had been a drug addict. She also moonlighted as a salsa-dancing community activist with the tag “Jess La Bombalera” and was videoed at a New York City Council hearing in June 2020 berating the police for violence against “my black and brown siblings.”
In fact, Krug is white, Jewish, and from suburban Kansas City. She attended a Jewish day school growing up and then the preppy Barstow School in Kansas City, where 12th-grade tuition is currently more than $22,000.
Charlotte Allen on the farcical racial pantomime of Jessica Krug. One of these.