As promised, I have utilized the time honoured method of complete subjectivity to select the top five entries of the Paul Martin Caption Contest;
#5 – “I’m pleased to announce that Pamela Anderson will be lending her considerable assets to the Liberal party in the upcoming election”
– Posted by imnotaranoid
#4 – “And for a moment…just for a moment…I thought I had Harper by the balls!”
– Posted by Dr.Dawg
#3 – “I had a hand on each of the 2 solitudes. Clearly, something was up.”
– Posted by Plato’s Stepchild
#2 – “And I attach myself to the public teat thusly.”
– Posted by Guv
And the #1 caption:
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Congratulations to Kevin of One Cup Too Many.


#1: …kiss …ass..THAT is a KEEPER!!!
LOL hahaha
Bad ‘ole puddy-tat!!!! Det ’em spike!!!!
Boooooooooo!
Pretend I’m at an Oiler game (home or away)
Boooooooooo!
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Too bad this didn’t show up after Condi visited Canuckistan:
“Look, no, no, I meant I’M THE SPOOK! NOT HER!”
Screw youse, suckers& drink your shitty water. A message from AdScam Martin & the Librano$$$$$$
Tuesday’s publication caps 15-month effort as Liberals devise contingency plans
By JANE TABER (G&M)
Thursday, October 27, 2005 Page A4
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Paul Martin will have his first look at the much-anticipated report into the sponsorship scandal at 6 p.m. on Monday, more than 12 hours ahead of its public release.
It will be delivered to the government by Gomery commission officials and held in the tightest security, an official with the Prime Minister’s Office said, as Mr. Martin and his strategists attempt to digest its potentially explosive findings. >>>
Tuesday’s publication caps 15-month effort as
Liberals devise contingency plans… blah blah blah >>>>
http://www.rapp.org/url/?LWMGV0YW
I’m a little late to the party but this pic is too good not to photoshop, see (“offensive”) altered & captioned version at Anonalogue. USA Today’s got nuthin’ on me…
That was good, Anonalogue. Paulie as a perverted peeping Tom. Bad, bad Paulie! Not enough to steal our tax dollars, eh?