Caption Contest Results

As promised, I have utilized the time honoured method of complete subjectivity to select the top five entries of the Paul Martin Caption Contest;
#5 – “I’m pleased to announce that Pamela Anderson will be lending her considerable assets to the Liberal party in the upcoming election”
– Posted by imnotaranoid
#4 – “And for a moment…just for a moment…I thought I had Harper by the balls!”
– Posted by Dr.Dawg
#3 – “I had a hand on each of the 2 solitudes. Clearly, something was up.”
– Posted by Plato’s Stepchild
#2 – “And I attach myself to the public teat thusly.”
– Posted by Guv
And the #1 caption:



“And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how I’m going to kiss Mr. Laytons ass this fall…”

Congratulations to Kevin of One Cup Too Many.

7 Replies to “Caption Contest Results”

  1. Too bad this didn’t show up after Condi visited Canuckistan:
    “Look, no, no, I meant I’M THE SPOOK! NOT HER!”

  2. Screw youse, suckers& drink your shitty water. A message from AdScam Martin & the Librano$$$$$$
    Tuesday’s publication caps 15-month effort as Liberals devise contingency plans
    By JANE TABER (G&M)
    Thursday, October 27, 2005 Page A4
    OTTAWA — Prime Minister Paul Martin will have his first look at the much-anticipated report into the sponsorship scandal at 6 p.m. on Monday, more than 12 hours ahead of its public release.
    It will be delivered to the government by Gomery commission officials and held in the tightest security, an official with the Prime Minister’s Office said, as Mr. Martin and his strategists attempt to digest its potentially explosive findings. >>>
    Tuesday’s publication caps 15-month effort as
    Liberals devise contingency plans… blah blah blah >>>>
    http://www.rapp.org/url/?LWMGV0YW

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