And you think Harper is "scary"-----------

Count Floyd:

"Awooooooooooooo"

"Its scary out there kids. When you're watching the Monster Chiller Horror Movie, be careful trick or treating out there and drop a penny in those UN/Unicef boxes cuz its expensive cleaning up after Kofi Annan."

"ps. Stephen Harper is scary"

This is the police! Put your hands up!

"...and then Jean Chretien told me: 'Hi ham comin' bak!'"

Return of the Living Dead

or

Zombie Martin Returns - Where's My Zombie Dude?

"Nuke the Rednecks and take their oil"

upon hearing that a cure was developed for pathological lying Paul Martn wet his pants...

"vote or us and we'll eliminate the GST" - NEP party; many, many, many, moons and elections ago.

C'mon ... that has to have something to do with little finger puppets. Look closely!

"Sheila...put your clothes back on!!"

"God help us! Maz2 is leaving the bunker!"

what the cat looked like just before I ran him over

"God help us! Maz2 is leaving the bunker!"

"WE, nous/us Librano$ is finished, GiGi."

"I vant to suck your budget!"

"Oooooohhhh... I'm coming to get youuuuuuuu... I'm the boogeyman!"

tell dingwall he's not entitled to use the pool at 24 sussex

"Oh horrors, did I stray from the script and inadvertently tell the truth?"

tell dingwall he's not entitled to use the pool at 24 sussex

My own (not in the running):

Photo Op 101 - "Never set up for a volleyball toss at a hockey banquet."

Prime Minister Martin practices the casting of Haitian voodoo spells during a private lesson provided by the Governor General.

Martin just got told hurricane Wilma is heading towards his CSL ship building plant in the Bahamas!

He looks like his Depends just sprang a leak.

Get ready for it! "your new Governor General is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Karla Homulka".

The conservatives will change the health care system!!

If I can't hold this job, I can always find work as a hypnotist.

Best Anakin Skywalker voice.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Ok Jack I'll make it 10 billion just keep Svend off my back!!

"What do you mean??? There really is a surplus?????

Oh no protection for the firearms companies and fastfood restruants do you know how many trial lawyers will become homeless and sleep in a box?

Boo! I'm Stephen Harper!

Can't resist a second entry.

"Harper is resigning?"

he's watching Michaelle Jean cross her legs... something he's been waiting for all month.

"Be afraid be vvvvveeeeerrrrryyyyy afraid"

"Go Deep"

I win.

"This is my IQ. They told me it's this many fingers."

I had a hand on each of the 2 solitudes. Clearly, something was up.

What a gentle massage in such a hard material. You are a tough crowd. Would a Red Skelton face help?

Give me my teeth back Ralph or else!

Martin doing his Donald Rumsfeld impression.

"Oh no, I forgot my teeth!"

My first thought was a scene from police academy when there was a hooker in the podium, but although he might not know what's happening the expression's not quite right. So it must be that someones held up a Q card with the truth on it.

"And for a moment...just for a moment...I thought I had Harper by the balls!"

I am going to DINGWALL YOU..HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

"I'm pleased to announce that Pamela Anderson will be lending her considerable assets to the Liberal party in the upcoming election"

PM WINS THE ESTON GOPHER RACE. News at 11.

...and the rabbit had big, gnarly teeth. So I yelled, "run away, run away!"

No, honest, I didn't have my fingers in the pie...I was...taking the nation's pulse.."

PM gives a visual representation of his gov'ts negotiating technique a Quebec.Befuddlement,fear and surrender.

AP Photo: "Caught in the Headlights" - A Martin Weasel in its natural habitat freezes in utter fear in the headlights of a 2006 Gomery Bandwagon.

OOPs--the last batch of $1000. bills in the envelope must not have dried--I got the ink on my fingers--prove it you whiners--I'm gonna tax you more and more--you are toast--AND I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE ENVELOPE OF MONEY--besides I support Dingwall--he makes the best money in the country.

Peter has the right idea. "I vant to suck your oil."
Or maybe it's PMPMS

I just need this many seats to stay in power.

Yikes!!! I didn't know gay sex was like that!!!!

Martin was surprised to here a force 5 huricane called GOMERILLA was heading his way ...

"I am a douche bag."

*Taaax Grrraaaab!*

"And I attach myself to the public teat thusly."

Chaoulli v. Quebec. 4-3 Appellants.

Paul Martin tries a new approach in his 'Stephen Harper is Scary' Campaign.

"Gomery said WHAT!!??"

"What?? Bush gave in on softwood lumber?? The horror, the horror!"

Mark
Ottawa

*Taaax Grrraaaab!*

Got my vote! :)

George Bush just announced that the U.S. Military will begin systematic invasion of all socialist-commie boot-licking nations...and beacuse he's so stupid (according to them) we're starting with those that being with a "C."

"Mauurice, forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . . forget the cheque . . . forget the cheque . . . forget the cheque . . . forget the cheque . . .

Judging by the look on Martin's face, I'd say someone rolled up the Gomery report and chose someplace other than their pipe to stick it.

Headline Ottawa: "Reefer Madness" hits "The Hill"; Decriminalization Bill passes!

RALF! Put the gun DOWN! PLEASE! I was only kidding! You can keep your oil!!!!!!

Or maybe RALPH would work better. Oops.

"Bra-a-a-a-a-a-ains!"

*****

An earlier commenter said "chiller". Looks more like "Thriller" to me.

It's an eeeeelection...
...and something evil's lurkin' in the dark!
You check your baaalott...
...and see a sight that almost stops your heart!

(or)

The foulest stench is in the air,
The funk of thirteen Liberal years;
And grisly ghouls from every tomb,
Are closing in to seal your doom...

*****

I know what I'm going as for Hallowe'en!

Honk! Honk!

The only thing that can stop a Librano's controlled Gotham City is a guy dressed up like a Bat. And a guy dressed like that *clearly* has issues.

Svend..

I know you are making a come back but get out from behind me

The latest wax figurine on display at Paul Desmarais' Wax Museum - Prime Minister Parafino. Batteries and full upper and lower dental plate sold separately.

New, from Bechtel.

President Bush, are those six guns you're packing here at the Crawford ranch or are you just unhappy to see me?

The Martin resembles other swallows in having a slender body, long wings, and a wide beak. The tail is forked but not deeply as in some other swallows. Male martins, with their dark plumage, often appear to be black, but on bright sunny days their shiny blue-black coloration is clearly visible. Female martins are lighter in colour, with a pale grey throat and belly.

By the time they have left the nest, young martins of both sexes resemble adult females. Young males only become dark at their second breeding season.

http://www.ffdp.ca/hww2.asp?cid=7&id=65

'Hey, look at me. I'm a conservative (American, Albertan).

The Twits must remove a bra from a mannequin representing a debutante while standing in front of it. It is claimed to be the most difficult obstacle by the commentator.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Class_Twit_of_the_Year

This is pmpm giving a 'take' on the groveling peons (taxpayers). 'This is what 'they' look like to me from the rear view mirror of my limo"

A renactment of his uncredited role as a sea urchin in the Irwin Allen television show Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea in the first season episode Hail to the Chief.

Admiral Harriman Nelson, Captain Lee Crane, Executive Chip Morton, Chief Sharkey, Seaman Stan Kowalski, and Captain Highliner are all standing off to the left.

Two words:

Dick Assman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman

O Bananada!

Our homely and naive land!

True co-dependent love in all wry sons command.

With sinking hearts see tax rates rise,

The True North tax and flee!

From far and wide,

O Bananada, we stand on guard for RCMP

Blogs take our hand polygamous and free!

O Bananada, we stand on guard for RCMP.

O Bananada, we stand on guard for RCMP

Jean, Jean don't do it, Gomery's a PLANT! I have just as much at stake as you!

"And when the police came to my door with the Gomery papers, I looked at them EXACTLY like this! Gyaaaah."

Look at Paulie's fingers. They're dirty. What's that? Could be melted chocolate from the chocolate chips in the cookies in the cookie jar in which he had his hands when he was caught, just then.

Or something. We never know what he's been getting into...

"Belinda's are THIS BIG" !!!!

"Dude, have you ever seen Shiela Copps naked? I swear, her ass is this big!"

"Hey! Who crapped on the lectern? Look at my fingers!"

(heard in his earpiece).... Jean Chretien is drunk as a skunk and is singing like a bird.

[fortunately for Martin no one can understand a word he is saying]

He told me to drop my drawers, bend over, and grab my ankles. Then I saw it.

Svend Robinson, off camera, facing down the Israeli Troops

Count Chocula.

No, Stephen! Put the hidden agenda away!

Wait, wait ,I OWN this chicken shit country !!
You can't arrest me ...

"This is how I convinced Belinda to join the Liberals"

Brison, what's that you're putting up my ass?

Yeah , so I hear what sounds like Chretien's and Gomery's voices ,...So I get up on the toilet and I'm peeking over the stall with my teeth out and....

A bus !?!?

The 10th Mountain Division has crossed the St. Lawrence and is closing on Ottawa.

"Remember back in '93, the promise of a light at the end of the tunnel" "Did I mention, it's a damn train!"

finding definitive proof that God exists and realizing that there are going to be 'repercussions' for him for selling out his religion for votes...

getting news that the supply of nerve agent for the cigarettes in Ontario to keep the electorate's heads lodged firmly up their asses is running out.

4 More Years!
Bwaaaahahahahaha!!

Conservatives ate my fingers. They toooooook myyyyyyy fingeeeeeeeeeers! Finger-eating bastaaaaaaards!

Vote for me.

"...and then he tried to get in my way, so just like the Shawinigan Strangler showed me, I thrust both hands forward and, clearly, was prepared to take him out."

Here's how Gollum looked as he fell in to the lava of Mount Doom still grasping for the Ring, realizing -- too late alas -- that biting off the finger of the PM who fed him has done nothing to save him.

The PM and Liberal Party Roll Out Their Brilliant New Political Strategy

Look into my eyes, listen to the sound of my voice, you are Canadian, you are superior... You have a superior health care system... you are superior, you have a gun registry... you are superior so you pay superior taxes... the beaver is a noble animal... you want a noble beaver registry... you want to pay for a hockey stick registry...

Igor: How do I look, Master?

Count: You look like a million dollars – all green and wrinkly.

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/walkoffame/billyvan.html

I knew nothing... noth-ing!

You know, I was gonna give a caption, but there's no way I can beat this:

"And I attach myself to the public teat thusly."
Posted by Guv at October 23, 2005 07:35 PM

ROFLMAO

"Stephen Harper is THIIIIS scary!"

what??? me pay Canadian rates of taxation on my shipping business??? You're NUTS!! - go f*** yourself. Now bend over so I can get what's in your wallet for Bombardier and Layton...!!

OTTAWA — 'Twas the week before Gomery and all through the House, a firestorm could be brewing that even Liberal spin doctors cannot douse.

http://www.politicswatch.com/leg-update.htm

Run! Run! It's China and India!!!

"Darling! Not here! Not now!!"

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how I'm going to kiss Mr. Laytons ass this fall...

I Vill suck your blood, er money!

"...and I pressed up against the glass and stared longingly at the great bejewelled crown, and to this day I still believe I'll wear it someday, no matter how, no matter what the cost..."

PM PM speaking with Scott Reid...I need an issue I can sink my teeth into!!! Speaking of my teeth, if I get my hands on the guy who took them....

PM PM speaking with Scott Reid...I need an issue I can sink my teeth into!!! Speaking of my teeth, if I get my hands on the guy who took them....

PMPM has just learned that the MSM has turned away from the darkside and gone legit just before the election.

[The sound of a gold-plated pant zipper being undone behind the podium... Scott Brison then appears from below, smiling like the cat that swallowed the Canary... and then, ]

Martin: "My impression from the front of what I'm doing to the taxpayer from behind!!!"

[Martin begins to hump the podium like a rabbit on Crack, with all of the empathy of a sociopath beating up someone's grandmother for their ATM card...much to the delight of the 6 and 7 figure tuxedo-class in attendance who by now will laugh at anything despite their utter contempt for the man, while all aglow in the warmth of unlimited French vintages paid for by you and I]

Sheeeeesh DubYa..tell the CIA to back off I said I wanted to straighten out the softwood issue..not your softwoody issue!

So I told Svend and Scott.."No more fisting until you two clean up your act"...look at this mess!!

my vote goes to "caught in the headlights" by Bman because it's a great visual.

"I like Dolly Parton's music this muuuuch!"

He would be really scary if he had teeth!

Aaargh! get that sunlight away from me before I disintegrate.

Many people today go to hajj and come back to get on with life just as it was before, but not Abdullah, he really changed. He came back and started ...

... and I said to Maurice, "Heh, Mo. Looka me. I'm George Bush.... Seriously, Mo... who is George Galloway?"

Playing to his gallery, Galloway boomed, "I can assure you, Mr. Zureikat never gave me a penny from an oil deal, from a cake deal, from a bread deal, or from any deal."
Playing to the Galloway
http://www.fallbackbelmont.blogspot.com/

aarrggh Billy it's Captain Hindgrinder

1. Now playing The Alberta Sands: The red-hot retro band Count Paulie And The Martinets.

"From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes"
(Metaphor is slightly mashed)

2. Ye gods, what a dilemma! Which thumb tastes better?

3. Aaaaagh! Another smuggled Yankee gun!

There's no whore like an old whore

With a leader like that, it's no wonder Libranos want to legalize drugs and prostitution...

PM pays obiescience to the sacred cows of Trudeaupia - Universal Health "Care", Universal Child "Care", the Universal Gun Registry, and Librano "Entitlements"

OK, the last one (for now), I promise...

I know there's a gag in here about Dingwall, Gum and sticky fingers; but I'm damned if I can figure out exactly what it is....

SUNLIGHT !!!! ARGHHHHHHHH CLOSE THE F-ING DRAPES !!!!

Zap! You're Frozen.

My Best Screeching Annie Imitation yet.

Bugger off, Jack.

I'm the Wicked Witch of the West.

Photoshop my ass. It's me, Sheila.

Who's there? Paul. Paul who?

Father, I have sinned.

Daddy.... what does SSM mean? Anyway?

Kashechewan? Where is Kashechewan?

I've tried everything, but they won't give me back the 83 kg's of cocaine I smuggled in on my ship.

or,

Scott Reid: "Mr. Prime Minister, the downside of the next election is, if the Conservatives win, you'll probably be going to prison."

or,

"Sheila, what did you put in the brownies?"