Keir Starmer’s Britain

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Where the foxes caper unmolested, the government packs your school lunch, and they have to make decisions with what they’ve got…

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30 Replies to “Keir Starmer’s Britain”

    1. Most of these weasel-shit pricks can’t even define what a ‘woman’ is, Joe, and you want them to tackle a subject as complex as a boat’s gender and pronouns?! Seriously?! That requires nuance.. empathy.. I mean.. does it identify as a ‘frigate’? or is it more.. fluid.. like somedays it’ identifies as a destroyer, others it feels kinda.. corvette?

  3. L – Britain, an island nation, who became Great Britain due to its naval skills at exploration, trade and warfare. Now reduced to having a Defence Secretary and government adrift, without a sail, without oars and sinking, without even a pail to bail with. Oh, the ignominy.

      1. The Cabin boy,
        the cabin boy,
        that dirty little nipper,
        he lined his ***
        with broken glass
        and circumsized the skipper

          1. Yaaar Timmy, this be a sea shanty by the name of “Friggin in the riggin”. Also enthusiastically performed by the Sex Pistols, highly recommended by the First Lord of the Admiralty.

      2. To be fair, they didn’t just ‘manhandle’ them.. It has been alleged that they occasionally ate their cabin boys too, if they were shipwrecked or cast adrift.. It was a raw deal, if you ask me..

  5. Things are so bad in the UK, African nations are gathering their best rock bands for a concert to raise money for that country.

      1. rumour is their thinking ahead to a time of no hyroelectricity in ahfricah hence no
        6 string electrics or bass guitars. just a nasty rumour.

  6. I have a relative who was in the Coast Guard and given a 2 year assignment to be attached to the Royal Navy.

    The first year was going to be him training Royal Navy members in his specialty while their large ship was having a lot of work done. That happened, but he said most of the people he trained were on the level of the worst Coast Guard people he dealt with.

    The second year was supposed to a mission that circumnavigated the globe stopping in a whole bunch of different countries (mainly former colonies).

    They headed south from the UK, and even though they had worked a year on the ship, there were so many mechanical issues the mission was aborted before they got to Gibraltar and his assignment ended 10 months early.

  8. BS Soviet style propaganda has become Marx Carnage’s trademark. The latest pissmeoff of tax dollars is the BS that Kanada is a builder. The c*nt along with TurdHole spent the last decade destroying this now post-national entity. It takes a lot of gall to turn around and claim to be building. Of course the “Elbows Up!” retards will believe it.

    1. Saw the commercials. I just laughed. “In 1950 Canada built the seaway”. ANd that was about the last big project that wasn’t a failure.

  9. OY, he’s wrong. The head of our military isn’t a King. It’s that Inuit woman from Quebec that doesn’t speak French and lives on stolen land. So there.

  10. This should trigger a very public and jagged proclamation from the US. Specifically, Admiral Daryl Caudle (Joint Chiefs of Staff) and John Phelan (Secretary of the Navy) suggesting that the UK get their house in order and quick. Too often allied efforts take place where the US Navy would be dependent on the UK Navy to present an effective fighting force. If they don’t even have the ability to know their own available assets, they are in no position to be anywhere a US Fleet.

    Ridiculous.

    1. Some Western militaries have misplaced priorities at the political level. I betcha the First Lord of the Admiralty isn’t impressed by his boss either. You know those RN types have a stick up their butts about many things, and not having your shit together is one of them. It doesn’t make them loook good at all.

      1. Not having your sh1t together is a life-threatening situation at sea, never mind in a sea battle. The whole Royal Navy just slapped their foreheads.

        I’m surprised we didn’t hear that over here. ~:D

  12. You want to know what’s hilarious?

    #CarkMarney is braying that “we’re gonna build a whole new Army!” and at the same time Algoma Steel just layed off 1,000 guys and shut down to switch steelmaking processes to electric. By arrangement with Ottawa. Which will take quite some time.

    There are four (4) primary steel companies in Canada. Stelco, Dofasco, Algoma, and a place in Saskatchewan. (All under foreign ownership, by the way.)

    Algoma is off-line. Leaving 3.

    You wanna build tanks and armored cars and jeeps and guns, and ammunition, you need STEEL. You need a lot of it. You need FOUNDRIES to forge gun tubes, armor plate, structural members, engine parts, all that stuff. And we do not have that here. We sold it all to China and Mexico. You can’t AI your way out of that.

    So Mr. #CarkMarney is just lying in your face. Straight up.

    1. “..at the same time Algoma Steel just layed off 1,000 guys and shut down to switch steelmaking processes to electric. By arrangement with Ottawa. Which will take quite some time.”

      Well, looks like the Carney barker just found his ‘army’.. or, well, part of it.. Jeez, what are the odds?! Hell, He only needs them for about 4 or 5 years. right?.. Just enough time for that ‘electric conversion’.. What a coincidence.. Couldn’t have planned that.. better.. honest..

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