I, Napoleon

26 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

1. “I am not arguing … you will not let me argue … I am trying to make my argument …. you will not let me argue.”

   So, definitely a woman. But equally amusing is the female judge who argues endlessly that she will not let this lawyer argue. And then she pulls the “I feel very frightened” card.

   But an absolutely glorious performance. The breathing exercises and screams are right out a 1990s horror film.

   When you’re getting arrested by the police and yell “somebody call the police”. Stand back Jim. It’s a killer.

   1. As Helen Andrews ably pointed out, allowing women to run everything was a mistake.

2. And don’t call her “sir”. Indulging the fantasies of mentally ill people helps no one.

   And THAT was in Oklahoma City!? Ugggh … that’s my destination for today’s drive. I thought it was a RED State with sane people!? I had to leave CA nut land to find this elsewhere?

   1. Can you drive with your legs crossed?

      1. What gets me is that he (she?, it?) will get disbarred, over just acting like a nasty, pompous ass. Lawyers make good money,m,and this with an economic recession hitting.

      2. Hell, I used to drive with my eyes crossed.

   2. I only heard the tranny calling the other lawyer “sir”.

      1. Check your ears … you’ve got LGBTQueer stuck in em

3. A lawyer right? Should know to comply with police orders and not resist. After you get out of jail, you then get restitution if entitled.

4. All three of those people are fcking weirdos, but certainly the Bearded Clam was tops.

   1. I only saw one f*ckin weirdo and that was the tranny.

      1. Not what I saw and heard.

5. What an embarrassment to the legal profession….that creature should lose her license to practice for that pitiful performance. Clearly insane.

6. One glock dispensed lead pill to the head for that NUT case, and all would be well!

   1. “… and all would be well!”

      But “Christian cuckservatives” are the bad guys, right? That’s your usual line isn’t it?

      What do you say GYM, should they offer that one MAiD in jail? Sounds like a great plan to you?

7. My favorite part was when she dropped her phone on the floor, then claimed it “fell off the bench”.

   1. Lawyer Toddler threw it at the floor for some reason, and then lied.

8. Someone please, remind me again why the asylums were closed.
   Was it because some quack figured there was lots of money in performing snip-n-stitch surgeries?

9. The best part? He/Her/Them, after being apprehended, screams out “I WANT A FEMALE OFFICER!”

   Just plays any role Them wants to, as the situation fits.
   Identify as a dude, then 5 minutes later? WHOOPS, IMMA WYMYN!

   1. Yeah, and there was that famous phrase from the leftist God, George Floyd…..”I can’t breathe”. If only it were so.

10. I guess they don’t teach the Kapuskasing Cocklock as a compliance hold in police training anymore … possibly because you could never be sure there was anything to grab nowadays.

    1. Now I knew they have locks in Sault St. Marie, But Kap comes as news…

11. a full beard, albeit trimmed short, aaaaaaand claims to be female? have l got tht right?
    oyph. this gender stuff is seriously in the most bizzare whacky area of the spectrum now.
    explains this:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yaniv
    and from the link:
    “they refused to wax her male genitalia.[2][3][4][5][6] ”
    ?
    ‘her’ ‘male’
    ?
    see you esily the contrdiction is now presented? widely claimed and accepted and in various ways BRUTALLY ENFORCED that women can have testicles from a *previous* gender, and if one DARE challenge its a lawsuit.
    THIS is the degree to which the absurdity has sunk.
    and the precedent is now firmly estblished. what’s next on the ‘l claim it therefore all must adhere’ checklist? think not? as lm fond of saying ‘given enough time pretty much aanything can happen’
    to me the *one* common denominator, the *one* thing that explains all of it and sufficiently so:
    we are now in The End Times.

    1. “her male genitalia” is a great one. My favorite this week, “undocumented Americans.”

       On the bright side, all this madness is unraveling before our eyes. Another six months or so and all this nonsense may very well become quite unfashionable as more and more socialists wind up in jail. Like the entire #LetsGoBrandon administration.

12. Wait till she gets put in a cell with two guys named Leroy and Jamal and they turn her straight. Changing identity works like a damn until you get thrown in a men’s prison.

13. If you’re repeatedly yelling, “I can’t breathe.” you can breathe.