6 Replies to “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Armoury”

  1. Two things…
    “Jeffrey Epstein, one reads, paid the girls who called upon him daily $200 a time. That’s quite a lot, especially if you’re fourteen”
    This is terrific English. At the beginning of it, one has no hint of what’s to come towards the ending, one doesn’t see the ending at all until it’s lept upon you…. Great stuff.

    and,
    The evidence that Bill Gates gave the Russian talent a venereal disease is equal to the chance that they were infected by Bill Gates. I don’t have intimate knowledge of the transmissiveness of these things but I am certain that it travels equally in both directions, regardless of the class in society you’ve scaled from, or to…

  2. thankful as the burghers of Toulouse are to have foregone the ultimate blow job, the conversion of a German Empire artillery shell into a sex toy is the last century of western civilisation distilled into a single French derrière.

    1. If it had gone off, it might have devastated an entire block! And the headlines would read, “Toulouse Lot Wrecked”.

  3. Classic Mark Steyn.
    Good to see he is still busy informing us in his creative way.

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