16 Replies to “Things You Won’t See on the CBC”

  1. did l miss something?
    wasnt she VOTED into the Cdn government REPEATEDLY?
    soooo quitcherbytchin’ Canaduh.

  2. Freeland has far less understanding of the actual workings of the Canadian economy than the women of Prometheus.

    Pssst … Chrystia … about those pipelines avoiding the USA … the one going West was $25B over budget and only carries a MAX of 500k/bbls/day which then has to be shipped to God knows where? So … about that NEW East running pipeline … that’s 5-6x as long as the overcharged West pipeline? Gawwd you’re deluded.

    PS … shipping Potash across the oceans renders it impossibly expensive … so good luck replacing your US customers on that one too.

    PPS … Canada has Chyyyynahhhhs dick so far up their rectum without KY gel … yet Chrystia USES Ukraine to suggest she’s anti Chyyyynah? Freeland Puhleeze!

    Oh. And sorry … NOT aging well. Susan Kokinda IS aging beautifully …

    1. Canada has Chyyyynahhhh’s dick so far down its throat it’s coming out its ass. (All puns intended) FIFY
      Freeland is nothing but a skank with a rotten onion odour.

  3. I’m actually surprised Xi hasn’t yet made her an honorary general in the PLA, what with all the damage she’s intentionally inflicted on Canada these many years. Maybe next year!

    1. At least Winnie the Pooh knows what to do with rotten generals. Is that the China the Little Potato admired?

  4. Basically, what she said was, I know China is horrible and monstrous and evil, and if you don’t give in, we’ll be joining with them and bringing them to your border, and I will be sad.

    That’ll impress Trump!

  5. She and Ron MacLean could be Canada’s comic book heroes. Stumpy and The Weasel. I mean, they’ve obviously got all the qualities that get rewarded in this country.

  6. Looking at that Murderer’s Row of GDP heavy hitters in that graph shown I can count seven countries ahead of Canada who deserve a spot at the G7 adult’s table instead of Canada.
    Current members France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the U.K. and the U.S. have to look upon us as the sick old man of the G7.
    I don’t have the stats in front of me but it’s a safe bet we don’t even deserve a seat at the G20.
    Not a serious country by any stretch.

  7. Chrystia, babe… “If you want other countries to support you against…”

    Welp, that’s the problem here. Canada Would Not… and CAN NOT…. help the USA.

    You’ve got more coastline than anyplace in the world, and a woeful navy. You have no way of launching a task group or invasion force with what you’ve got. You’ve let your military slide, then criticized the Yanks for the last 165 years on how we’ve done it. Then you got “Free health care” and claimed you were more moral than the Yanks — all paid for ’cause you didn’t support a military worth a damn.

    That Greenland gambit last winter proved the point. Like, right, you were gonna get into your ships and go rescue Greenland last winter? Go thru the North Atlantic w/ a force strong enough to beat up the Yanks? Right. And that’s the point.

    It’s one thing to do moral things. Quite another to do it w/ someone else’s money, letting that other person pay your bills. And still more evil to then claim that you’re more moral than the one paying those bills.

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