On cross-dressing shoe-robbers; “lesbian-dog relationalities”; and a nightmare eco-holiday:
Dish magazine hailed the project as “Seasonal, sustainable, organic, artisanal, waste-free, foraged.” While readers of EasyJet Traveller were told that the resort is “A new way of living that’s as sustainable as it is delicious.” For Ms Helbæk and Mr Hansen, the name of the resort, which is Danish for “sense of place,” reflects “which direction we need to go as a society.”
Readers will doubtless be intrigued by the “foraged” food – i.e., carrots and leaves, served repeatedly – plus the unheated rooms, the lack of running water, and the whole shitting-in-a-barrel thing. For a mere £900 a night, one can’t expect luxuries like plumbing, protein, or the prospect of heat.

“A fool and his money are soon parted..”
Ahh.. the thrill of ‘slumming it’, in exchange for a morsel of moral piety.. It’s almost like.. tithing.. to these gullible flakes. They should market this degenerated living as a quarterly ‘pilgrimage’, to atone for western humanities sins..
“All of the comforts of a medieval prison, with half the eco-footprint.. come! purge yourself of.. *somebody’s*.. eco-equity sins!.. only 900 quid a night”..
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.” H. L. Mencken
Apparently the disease has spread.
You know, I guess I’d heard the expression “dogged lesbian”, but I guess I never considered it fully.