It’s Not Like Accuracy Is A Prerequisite

14 Replies to “It’s Not Like Accuracy Is A Prerequisite”

1. Simpler solution:
   Look 100 km to the west.

   Please add $ 1,000,000 to my next government cheque.

2. When programming Hal be sure to include a weather/climate change sound bite.

3. Well, the intelligence used to predict climate change has been artificial since day one. So they may as well have a go at tomorrow’s weather.

   1. Damn. Beat me to it.

4. l got another joke for my amateur nite standup.
   “AI couldnt even predict *last* week’s weather.”
   bandwagon syndrome.

5. Just another excuse for team Carnage to spend hundreds of millions on consulting, with the money going to friends of the party.

6. Get rid of that grandmotherly David Philips and bring back a newer version of Percy Saltzman or Dave Duval.

   1. My grandmothers weren’t bullshitters.

7. Accuracy has no relevance in weather forecasting.
   They say what they say; you get what you get.

   1. And they get paid either way.

8. No one can conquer the Hippy Dippy Weatherman’s predictions. Not even AI.

   1. Less Nessman (WKRP)

      “One night, he’s signing off his weather report and says, “and that’s the eyewitness weather report form Les Nessman at W.K.P.R. in Cincinatti”.

      The station manager walks in and asks Les, “what is this eyewitness weather report Les?” Les responds, “Well, I just walk over to the window and look out!”

      1. Les had great farm reports and turkey drops!

9. Like that scene in ‘Smoke Signals’, of the car parked at an empty intersection in an empty prairie, while the First Nations driver delivers the traffic report.