41 Replies to ““Net Zero””

  1. How many Carney’s does it take to light up a Red bulb? A thousand million billion of em … cause they’ll NEVER hit the target until all those Monkey typists write War and Peace.

    1. BTW Francisco … you’ve learned very well from Kate’s hilariously spot on article titles. Bullseye! My friend … Bullseye!

      1. Hey! I posted the “Net Zero” meme in an earlier comment! Didn’t anyone notice?

        Ok… did anyone notice that the Oilers lost to the Jets that night?
        …or that two of the Oilers star players suffered injuries during that game?

        I’m gonna call that “the Carney Curse.” In fact, I think I already have.

    2. heyo kenji.
      l read an analysis of that typewriter monkeys hypothesis.
      the odds against it happening are ektagigajoules in size, like trillions of trillions of years or whatever, unlikely.
      it occured to me, yep, even those times you get every letter correct one left over to do, odds are the simian gonna hit a wrong key.
      time to start over.
      trillions of trillions of times.
      let the missed net symbolize the upcoming election.

    1. Carnage grew up in Edmonton, went to school there. He was an arrogant piece of work back then, hasn’t changed his spots.

      Had a visit with one of my hombre’s a couple of nights ago, he went ro school with him. Not well liked because of his condescending attitude.

  2. This was the classic mistake that destroyed Bob Stanfield’s bid to defeat Trudeau in the 1974 election. Pierre was losing midway through the campaign. He was going to lose his minority government. Then Bob Stanfield was photographed famously dropping a football. Instant election loss as this photo symbolized the Tories bungling inflation and the economy.

      1. I’ve seen that photo many a time, Kenji, but this is the first time I’ve noticed that he’s wearing a collared, white dress shirt with a red, perfectly knotted necktie.

        What a dufus! What a dork! What a maroon!

        1. Hahahaha … crawling out of a plastic tunnel like the EVIL government scientists in the movie ET … creeps who wanted to dissect ET like all the other government captured Aliens. Kerry’s “people” evidently don’t watch popular films … cause there were no gay characters in ET … unless you thought Elliot was a coming of age boy going homo on ET?

  3. It was RUPA, that first coined NET ZERO to this.

    I preferred, he’s a weak lefty.

    WTF were the Oiler’s mgmt thinking? just a bad look for the organization. Worse, was the presser at the const site. The labourers all had their hands in their pockets, Marx gave the backhand wave (?) and the boys were feigning asleep on their feet. Again, the optics were bad.

    Keep it up, Marx, your marketing team is doing a bangup job, LOL.

  4. All he’s accomplishing with this photo op is reminding Canadians that Trump suggested that Gretzky, Oilers’ GOAT, should be our PM.

  5. Not that I watch NHL much anymore, but Oilers just fell below the Leafs in my esteemed opinion. Daryl Katz must been helping Carnhole trying to get a seat in Edmonton.

    1. Amen. After what that prick and his Party have done to their province and people, the Oilers should have tarred and feathered the bastard with Ft. Mac crude and kicked his arse across the border into BC.

      What the F were they thinking.

      1. Right on J.M.
        What were the Oilers thinking??
        ‘effen corus and globull were ecstatic of course!
        The Bastard was out there with no helmet, but he will never die from head injuries anyhow so who cares!

  6. Petition to disallow the use of “oilers” as their team name. How about the Edmonton “Lenins” or “Commies”

    Is Carney even tall enough to be PM? He looks like Montgomery Burns

  7. Pretty funny honestly. If only Canada had an empty net right now instead of 3-5 shorthanded with a healthy crowd of fans who will cheer us on from safely behind the glass.

  8. This right here is why WEXIT will never happen. The western cities will go full Carney to “teach Trump a lesson.”

    Best of British luck to ya.

  9. Canada is the 51st state already. Canadians watch American TV. Enjoy American culture. Are avid NFL fans. Follow baseball players who are all paid in US dollars. Same for hockey stars. Idolize so called Canadian artists and sport Icons like Gretzky, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Drake, Beiber-most of whom live in the US, and depend on American largess for their success and fame. Canada is dependent upon the American military for its security. Canadians spend more time on US politics than on their own issues. Thousands of Canadians visit US vacation destinations or spend their winters in Arizona or Florida. Canadian elites flock to US health care facilities to address acute health issues. Enjoy cross border shopping. Attend American colleges and Ivy League Universities and the list goes on and on for just about every cultural category there is. Yes, we are Canadians in name only but American by definition.

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