Thursday On Turtle Island

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Woke America:  Liberal wakes up from a coma.  NYPD embraces Islam.  VDH – Five Ukrainian fables.

Conman Carney’s Canada:  Justin’s father loved communists.  Liberals could send their new gay feminist army to Ukraine (Warning: CBC).  Gay North Dakota.  Greens support a one party state.  Don’t question Carney.

Odds And Ends:  Britain gives up trying to defend it’s borders.  Panic on the dance floor.

Your morning cartoon.   A meme.   And at the Bee.

46 Replies to “Thursday On Turtle Island”

  1. “Justin’s father loved communists”

    From what I hear, his mother did too.

      1. Justin’s mother loved men as a species, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck into her, she’d be a porcupine. It’s and oldie, but never goes out of style.

          1. Now you guys just stop that! At a time when Brigitte Bardot was cuddling baby seals Maggie was bravely putting Canadian fur on display for the whole world to see!

          3. Jamie M., those famous baby seals were dead and stuffed. Bardot wouldn’t have been able to cuddle them otherwise.

        2. And….
          Q- What’s the difference between the Liberal Party (or Democrat Party, if you choose) and a porcupine?

          A- A porcupine has all its pricks on the outside.

  3. Just turned on the TV to hear Canada’s nicest newscaster saying the dollar has been holding steady -really? From parody to .69 looks like a steady decline to me!

  4. Those Pierre lovers still around voted for his faggoty son and will vote for Evil Incarney.
    They’re the arrogant, smug Canadians who would freeze your bank account and steal your assets for telling them the truth.
    Pierre, at best, should have been a minor chief in some shitty town on an island-nation of sodomites, cousin-fckers and cannibals.

    1. OMG.

      As a retired Firefighter/Medic. I have no words for this huge mistake.
      Libs just can’t learn from their own mistakes. more-onssss

    2. How disgusting. The larger issue is WHY … when the hydrants run dry … the Firefighters are ill-equipped to draw water out of PRIVATE swimming pools. The government is utterly incompetent and corrupt.

  9. Peace keeping. Now there is a joke if I ever heard one.

    Love them blue helmets (not)

  10. VDH omitted my favourite “Ukrainian” fable.

    Somewhere in Soviet Little Russia, a boy runs to his grandfather’s house with news that Yuri Gagarin has become the first man in space.

    “Grandfather! The Moskals have gone to other space!”

    “What, lad?” says grandfather, beaming with delight. “Really? All of them?”

    “Um, no, grandfather,” says the boy, “I think they just sent the one for now.”

    Grandfather scowls. “Don’t get my hopes up like that, lad!”

    1. VDH references we are 40 years past the fall of the Soviet Union … and NATO serves no purpose. I’ll post this again, because I believe Joe Jackson wrote an appropriate tune about the fall of The Soviet Union … 40 years ago and wondered aloud what we’d still be doing in another 40 years!?

      Well … here we are … 40years after the GREAT (gay) Joe Jackson wrote that beautiful tune. And nothing has changed. We still suffer from Eurodisease. And we are still feeding NATO

      https://youtu.be/YMbBRHNjyuE?si=3G56W0LfPqHTSeP9

  12. Even though supposedly Blackie is done in a few days, the CBC reports this morning that He/She has announced 20 billion dollars in child care funding.

    1. $36.8 Billion over 5 years to:
      This is how the $36.8 billion will be distributed:

      Quebec: $9.83 billion.
      British Columbia: $5.38 billion.
      Manitoba: $1.9 billion.
      Nova Scotia: $1.05 billion.
      New Brunswick: $876 million.
      Newfoundland and Labrador: $503 million.
      Prince Edward Island: $199 million.
      Nunavut: $109 million.
      Northwest Territories: $80 million.
      Yukon: $74 million.
      Ontario: $16.77 billion.
      https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-announces-20-billion-child-care-deal-provinces-1.7476199

      I’d call this a continuation of his scorched earth action.

  13. CANADIAN BOOTS ON THE GROUND IN UKRAINE?

    The remarks followed assurances from radical leftist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that “everything is on the table” regarding Canadian sacrifices to help protect Ukraine. Trudeau’s government has been among the world’s most vocal opposing Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine that began in 2022 and has regularly engaged Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to support the war effort.
    Boots on the Ground? Canada Suggests Joining ‘Coalition of the Willing’ in Ukraine
    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/03/06/boots-on-the-ground-canada-suggests-joining-coalition-of-the-willing-in-ukraine/

  15. RE: Justin’s father loved communists:

    … Pierre Trudeau was the mole for the Soviets anti-capitalist, anti-Americanism throughout the west. California’s (and thereby Democrat America’s) pinko-policies were preceded by, and arrived, via Ottawa. The majority of Canadians since the 1970’s have been frozen in a shit-eating-grin form of denial over this, terrified that a majority of Americans might begin to suspect it. Trump knows it.

      1. Fife and Steven Chase broke the major China-interference scandal. A scandal that Justhin managed to skate around.

  19. “Everybody loved Pierre Trudeau.”
    Speak for yourself Hopper. You’ve more than proven your half-wit credentials.

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