Tastes Like Chicken?

13 Replies to “Tastes Like Chicken?”

1. Tastes like chicken…smells like someone wet their pants.

2. Lucky bastard!
   Owns the biggest fish on the planet.

   Kind of dark but if you could pick the way you check out this pretty much beats every “in his sleep”, hospital bed, car accident or even being ripped apart by a pack of wolves you’re fighting….

   1. I’ll take ‘in my sleep’ over slowly drowning inside a whale, please.

3. I wonder if his name was Jonah

4. Maybe the whale wanted him to remove kramers Titleist out of the blow hole …. lol

5. Don’t you just hate that when it happens? There is a reason people choose to live in Iowa.

   1. They like corn?

6. Best to be swallowed by whales that feed on krill with their baleen … people and inflatable kayaks are not edible

7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qqEVSHst8

8. He got lucky… Jonah spent 3 days and 3 nights in the belly of a whale before he was puked up on a beach.

   1. oh oh, now the story of Jonah isn’t so far fetched.
      God has a sense of humour.

   2. Come on now … the Bible is all fiction. GYM told me so.

      1. Aye. Fiction by the pound!