Y2Kyoto: I’ll Miss The Great Barrier Reef

10 Replies to “Y2Kyoto: I’ll Miss The Great Barrier Reef”

1. “We’re all gonna die.”
   Never forget that.

   1. Truth be told, none of us gets out of this alive.

2. Providence making the Barrier Reef Great Again.
   But is Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo, doin’ OK, Mate?

3. Oh no! A coral explosion! That has to be worse than a die-off!

   1. Can Spongebob Squarepants survive?

4. ”Our Oceans are Dying” Jacques Cousteau – 1971

   https://www.nytimes.com/1971/11/14/archives/our-oceans-are-dying.html

   Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh mommmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa …

5. But what was the measurement before 1986, eh? Maybe it was lower than in 2012.
   What size was the reef before the Dutch arrived in the 16th century?
   What size is the reef supposed to be? According to whom?
   They say the reef is the oldest living being on the planet.
   Are they even measuring the reef properly? Says who?

6. I bet coral actually loves warm oceans just like polar bears do.

7. I’ll miss the GTA when it’s under a kilometer of ice again.

   1. Never happen.

      The combination of the urban heat dome and political hot air will keep it one of sanctuaries of the north. Since Ottawa has even more political hot air it will also be a sanctuary.

      One plus is the 401 will finally not be under construction somewhere.