Honey, I Finished The Internet

14 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Are we waiting for Santa & reindeer? Wandering drunk teenagers? Or something else?!?

   1. Zelensky promised Fico to release 500 million euros from frozen Russian assets if Slovakia changed its position. “Never,” bequeathed by the Prime Minister

      https://www.hlavnespravy.sk/fico-sa-so-zelenskym-nezhodol-na-tranzite-plynu-ani-clenstve-v-nato/3759068
      translate to english
      no more nice guy! Let’s play hard ball, mf

      oh, I run the world, with my dick on piano.
      BTW 500 million euros
      Not my money…. but u can have it..

2. I don’t know. It’s a livestream, anything might happen. But probably not.

   1. I miss the days of the Christmas lights on the cabin livestream. Remember those?

      1. I miss the days of going downtown Toronto and seeing the Eaton’s and Simpsons Christmas displays windows.
         They would probably be considered rather passe by todays youth but in the 1950’s they were awesome to us kids.

      2. Ken and his family moved to the Netherlands, so they probably light things up for Ramidan now.

3. If this is what Karl does for excitement, I wonder what he does for relaxation.

4. Waiting for the drones to show up.

5. Maybe if we send Karl some fireworks and a bottle of Scotch?

6. Since it’s Christmas Eve, this story is appropriate. Three military pilots walk up to the Pearly Gates. St Peter is there and says, since it’s Christmas Eve, anyone who can show me something related to that gets a free pass in. The Army pilot pulls out his Zippo lighter and flicks it, Christmas light. Pete nods, okay. The Navy pilot pulls out a set of keys and rattles them, Jingle Bells. Pete waves him in. The Air Force pilot is searching through the pockets on his flight suit then smiles as he pulls out a pair of women’s panties. Taken aback Peter says, what’s this? The pilot says, Carol’s.

   1. You know your joke had the desired result when the response involves an “eye roll” and a barely indistinguishable grunt.

      Well done.

      And, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!

7. Hoping for touchdown?

8. Off topic, but https://youtu.be/FDMWfsZ_crQ?si=DADzPzxBvNxD9Vw4 ‘The Incident’ NYC subway terror drama should be all over the internet and I had to search for a while to find.

9. Not exactly a live feed of an eagle’s nest at Big Bear but ok.