How old do we have to be to LOL at David’s title for this story? And how old does one have to be to consider these “trans” people to be completely off their nut?
When rebuilding anything, there comes a time when you have to cut your losses and scrap the project.
This individual is so disturbed that he has even a distorted view of what femininity entails. There are a great many women 5’7” and more. Some of the worlds most beautiful women, models, exceed that height. Gender confusion is one thing but this man has lost any connection to reality. Let’s hope that there are no surgeons out there so lacking in ethics that they would indulge this fantasy. And there is certainly no obligation on the part of the publicly funded health care system to accede to this. He needs help but it is psychiatric help not surgical.
I find it intriguing that someone proclaiming to be something that they aren’t requires alterations to become that “thing.” Their initial act is to go against social norms (and science) to announce that they are different. Then, they fall all over themselves to conform with the stereotypical display of that new found epiphany.
Some might say that’s crazy, inconsistent, dishonest, disingenuous. They’d be right. I once stared in fascination at a guy in a restaurant trying to change a light bulb while standing on top of a wheeled serving cart waiting for the inevitable. I wasn’t disappointed. This guy wanting to change his height is dumber than that guy.
I too would be happy to be 5’5″ but at 5’0″ I have accepted that my height is not going to change and apart from having to get my skirts and trousers shortened, not that big a deal. What’s wrong with 5’7″? Does this person realize that the minimum height for high fashion models is 5’8″?
But he knows models also cannot have size 9-1/2 feet … hahaha ha ha ha … these people need help. But I don’t want to fund their fantasies anymore.
At the bottom of FAQ’s the good folks in Turkey state the possibility of combined surgeries, perhaps I could have the excess height removed from my limbs, and added to my butt, I presume if it was spread out a little bit it might be just the thing to have prior to going downtown. I know butt augmentation surgery has a bit of a dark history in Turkey as of late but *I feel* that if it was the fabric of my own being simply being moved within me there’d be far fewer complications, and it’d be a nice birthday gift to myself. My ex-wife once said I have a “pretty good butt” already and I *just feel* a couple of touch ups would be the thing.
marc in calgary.
*my oldest daughter is just under 5.8 and is the actual embodiment of perfection, so I think this character is wrestling with “other issues” which won’t be addressed by simply reducing his height.
*his height.
In the good old days, this LOON would be asking for schlong lengthening surgery.
Cheap way to get your legs broken – borrow money from loan shark and don’t repay.
Crazy idea?
That ship left port.
I only need to go down about two inches to be happy. I would be happy at 5’5″.
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Well then…no need for sharks or train tracks then. A simple run of the mill circular saw ought to do it. Enjoy the new leg room in coach.
There’s the head shrinking kit mentioned a few threads ago, and Bob’s yer uncle.
David, how you’ve come up with these gems is great, thanks.
Like to think we’ve reached peak insanity, but I fear not.
Meanwhile, wait times for general surgery in Canada is almost 22 weeks, over five months.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/health/from-general-practitioner-to-treatment-canadians-waited-longer-for-health-care-in-2023-1.6679356#:~:text=WAIT%20TIME%20BY%20SPECIALITY&text=Cardiovascular%20surgery%20had%20a%20median,median%20wait%20of%2052.4%20weeks.
Perhaps they could try psychological counseling?
That’s why they call it a mental -illness-.
How old do we have to be to LOL at David’s title for this story? And how old does one have to be to consider these “trans” people to be completely off their nut?
When rebuilding anything, there comes a time when you have to cut your losses and scrap the project.
This individual is so disturbed that he has even a distorted view of what femininity entails. There are a great many women 5’7” and more. Some of the worlds most beautiful women, models, exceed that height. Gender confusion is one thing but this man has lost any connection to reality. Let’s hope that there are no surgeons out there so lacking in ethics that they would indulge this fantasy. And there is certainly no obligation on the part of the publicly funded health care system to accede to this. He needs help but it is psychiatric help not surgical.
I find it intriguing that someone proclaiming to be something that they aren’t requires alterations to become that “thing.” Their initial act is to go against social norms (and science) to announce that they are different. Then, they fall all over themselves to conform with the stereotypical display of that new found epiphany.
Some might say that’s crazy, inconsistent, dishonest, disingenuous. They’d be right. I once stared in fascination at a guy in a restaurant trying to change a light bulb while standing on top of a wheeled serving cart waiting for the inevitable. I wasn’t disappointed. This guy wanting to change his height is dumber than that guy.
I too would be happy to be 5’5″ but at 5’0″ I have accepted that my height is not going to change and apart from having to get my skirts and trousers shortened, not that big a deal. What’s wrong with 5’7″? Does this person realize that the minimum height for high fashion models is 5’8″?
But he knows models also cannot have size 9-1/2 feet … hahaha ha ha ha … these people need help. But I don’t want to fund their fantasies anymore.
At the bottom of FAQ’s the good folks in Turkey state the possibility of combined surgeries, perhaps I could have the excess height removed from my limbs, and added to my butt, I presume if it was spread out a little bit it might be just the thing to have prior to going downtown. I know butt augmentation surgery has a bit of a dark history in Turkey as of late but *I feel* that if it was the fabric of my own being simply being moved within me there’d be far fewer complications, and it’d be a nice birthday gift to myself. My ex-wife once said I have a “pretty good butt” already and I *just feel* a couple of touch ups would be the thing.
marc in calgary.
*my oldest daughter is just under 5.8 and is the actual embodiment of perfection, so I think this character is wrestling with “other issues” which won’t be addressed by simply reducing his height.
*his height.
In the good old days, this LOON would be asking for schlong lengthening surgery.
Cheap way to get your legs broken – borrow money from loan shark and don’t repay.
Crazy idea?
That ship left port.
I only need to go down about two inches to be happy. I would be happy at 5’5″.
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Well then…no need for sharks or train tracks then. A simple run of the mill circular saw ought to do it. Enjoy the new leg room in coach.
There’s the head shrinking kit mentioned a few threads ago, and Bob’s yer uncle.
David, how you’ve come up with these gems is great, thanks.
Like to think we’ve reached peak insanity, but I fear not.