55 Replies to “The Canadian Dream”

  1. By the time these utter clowns are finished, the Babylon Bee will be out of a job.

        1. Indeed.

          This week in other Monty Python news:

          Ministry of silly walks – Joe Biden aides shield his gait from view as he shuffles to the helicopter.

          That parrot is dead – any Joe Biden press conference

      3. Love it! This should be circulated much more broadly. Those Monty Python boys should sure could cut through the nonsense. Anyone still considering voting Liberal should see this.

    2. I feel bad for Babylon Bee, they work hard to come up with funny ways to insert ludicrousness into daily life and then turdo and the liars come along and are able to flood the market with ludicrousness with absolute dead pan faces.

  2. Apartments on top of post offices. Sounds like a plan. I wonder if they are smart enough to include elevators. Old people would appreciate that. But wait, they don’t care about old people, they are pandering to the young voters.
    They haven’t shown much (if any) smartness yet in their budgets.

      1. How about the concept of using the whole post office building? I am sure, what with the dwindling letter business, they may close 25% of the post offices (sure, some people will have to go further to use this service).

    2. Elevators lol, the last technician I talked to, laughed when he mentioned how many of the people that work on them are retiring. I figure grandpa’s cane is going to be put to good use taking the stairs .

      1. If you know a young person, it’s a well paying industry to get into, and they are always short of workers…

        (some of which is caused by the union, but I digress)

  3. And this is why Junior failed as an engineer. First consideration – zoning restrictions. Second consideration: load restrictions based upon original construction. And that took all of 10 seconds, Just Incapable. Get a real job!

      1. Although I agree withe the last part of your comment….

        This..??
        “International Agreements” .?? BS, you must be smokin some hi grade indica.

    2. My first ten second thought was these post offices are mostly a back corner of shoppers drug mart or the local store in small towns.

      Perhaps he plans to involve the private sector and put housing atop the self serve gas pumps as well.

      Pity there are no more payphones, just think how many houses and apartments could be put on top of all those phone booths.

    4. And do not forget that many of these “post offices” are actually small included areas of a retail or drug store..I can’t see my local “Shopper’s Drugs” putting an addition on their roof.

  4. Can we at long last admit he’s insane? Saw his press scrum along with Doug Ford today over the Honda announcement..he’s coming apart at the seams.

  5. What is really sad is that the Liberal base will think this is a great idea and wonder why no one ever thought of it before.

  6. Imagine a grade 7 classroom with the teacher asking the students for solutions to Canada’s housing shortage if they were Prime Minister for the day….. Now listen to it again, Rinse and repeat….. That’s at most, the level of thought that we have grown accustomed to from the Spawn. Six months ago housing was a “provincial responsibility”. Now the naked emperor is spewing the output from a meeting of him and his diversity appointments to desperately turn his ratings around. He’s imported 4 million people in what? the last 5 years increasing our population by more than 10% in a country that has never been as over-governed and regulated as it is now.

    1. I’ll take a stab at that. Change the zoning laws to make it easier to build houses.

  7. Wait until they start turning barracks on military bases into apartments for Hamas supporters.

    Whoops! I shouldn’t give him ideas. FORGET I SAID THAT!!

  8. All of the Uni-Party of Can Ahh Duh is “Working Hard to Help the homeless Population”.
    Grow.
    Same clowns are “From the government here to help you”.
    Into poverty and serfdom.
    And “Investing in Canada’s future”..
    Expanding Debt and interest payments.

  9. Canadian Expert.
    Never Built anything.
    Never grown anything.
    Never successfully organized an event..
    But knows all.
    Of course Dear Leader knows how to “Solve the housing crisis”,he lacks every criteria to understand how little he knows.
    If Canada survives,I suggest we move the Federal capitol to the geographic centre..
    That way we can just elect them and forget them.
    A black hole on the Barrens to send all our “experts” to.
    A fitting reward for those who must “lead”us.
    Polar Bears have to eat too.

  10. Woodpeckers could build homes in this idiot’s head. On sunny days the entire family could perch out on his nose.

  12. Today’s Toronto Sun poll:

    “Are you worse off financially now than you were before the Trudeau Liberals came to power in 2015?”

  15. Why not put all the homeless in vacant government offices? Aren’t all the unionized workers “working from home”?

    1. All the civil servants working from home are at Costco. No matter the day or time, they’re all there.

  16. this HAS to be a deepfake, no?

    It HAS to be……

    And a plurality of Canadian elected this buffoon Prime Minister THREE freaking times???????

    1. If you lived in Ontario, it wouldn’t be such a surprise.
      I can’t wait for the next provincial Liberal government.
      I don’t even want to speculate ……. but it will be insanely wild.

  17. Wait! What post offices? All the post offices where I’m from are kiosks in the back of Shoppers Drug Stores. Are there still post offices in other cities?

      1. Right, so imagine building over post offices above shoppers drug marts, where you can take a 15 minute elevator down to floor level, pick up your universal income cheque, get a booster at the pharmacy, then grab some take out dreck food, and run back up to your pod in time to watch a great new CBC drama while you slowly die from enervation.

  18. Who would every want to live above the Mississauga Distribution center, which you can hear from the outside sometimes, along with the constant vehicle traffic 24/5.

    You can’t even get a city like toronto to agree to build housing as part of a plan for a brand new community center, and then 3 years later, you already have to replace the roof.

    The government is bad at housing everything, and shouldn’t do it.

  20. nawww justy is just mad at canada post be cause they really dont want to help him recover, buyback, steal, all those nasty rifle, short, magazine lee enfields that he never owned anyway. you know the idea about safety and whatnot that has to date spent the odd dollar and is employing a few more beery crats but has turned in exactly zip nada ,squat, doodly in the terms of actual real firearms. simply another dipstick idea but seemingly he has plenty.of them
    should canada post turn snarky about this idea as well come election time, he can blame the post office workers for not helping in the manufactured housing crisis cause I really dont think his latest idea will fly either.and despite all his grandstanding it is just possible the long sufffering electorate has had enough
    go; in the name of god go, and let us be done with you
    you have picked you hill to die on, so just get on with it.

  22. At least Brian Mulroney had the sense to get out of town. Trudeau’s housing plan is the classic “we don’t have a plan – plan”. I hope his party gets wiped out in the next election because everything he has touched has turned to a bag of stinky pooh.

  24. Heh,the Retribution Party has a solution to this “Housing Crisis”.
    Every person who voted for the morons who have flooded Canada with these special people,our replacements..Gets to share their homes with at least 3.
    “Have you now or at anytime in the past voted for Liberal/NDP”?
    Justin own a home anywhere?
    Fill it.

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