10 Replies to “Universal Death Care”

  1. About $10 in fuel in an enclosed garage. But unlike the covid shots no one will get rich.

  2. $6 million dollars to kill people.
    Hmmm … the National Socialist Workers Party was just slightly ahead of their time.

    1. $6 million bucks to -kill- people at hospitals. In Canada, no less. Super good-guy Canada, where butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth. In fascist hatey-hate-hater America, killing people on purpose is still illegal.

      Q: What’s the difference between an Angel of Death nurse and MAiDs?

      A: Six million bucks and a half-ton of paperwork.

      But I’m the bad one for suggesting they just run the elevator up to the hospital roof and put a little gate in the guard rail around the edge.

  3. I live near a busy country road where I have … *ahem* … “lost” some outdoor cats. It only cost me a trash bag and a shoebox. I suppose a slow-moving, end of life, human (think: Pres. Bidinh) could be dispatched in a similar manner … for next to nothing.

  4. Doctors have proven the majority of them will happily follow protocols and standards of care sent to them by the CDC, Pfizer and like organizations even if it means killing their patients and violating ethical standards like providing informed consent. Any pesky bothersome types in the minority who insist on observing ethical considerations or putting patients before protocols can be quickly removed via their corrupted and bought-off professional governing bodies. The majority of doctors are therefore no longer needed and can be replaced by AI doctors who will do exactly the same thing a lot faster and for a lot less money. I suspect most of us won’t even notice the difference.

  5. I like to annoy medical types by suggesting that there is no longer any good reason for not combining veterinary and human medicine in Canada to achieve efficiencies!

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