31 Replies to “Go Woke, Go Broke”

  1. Doesn’t matter … ESG idiots at Vanguard and Blackrock funds will pour $B’s into the stock to prop up the price to “prove” no negative effect of the boycott. Tucker is right … we are being LIED TO in every way imaginable

  2. Another way to look at the consumer flight: the losers who drank the watery piss had to be queer-slapped into not drinking it.

      1. Yuengling sits right dead center in the coal regions of PA. We’re talking as blue collar as blue collar can be. Pottsville, PA (their home) is somewhat depressing in its decline over the years. But, the people there are salt of the earth and you would be hard pressed to find someone who didn’t have a relative that didn’t work the coal mines around that area at sometime in their lives.

  5. L – Unsold Bud Light:
    1. Give a six pack to Axis Powers(Lib./NDP/Green) with each membership.
    (because that’s the only way they’re going to ever have a six-pack)

    2. The favoured beverage served at…emasculation clinics.

    3. A dozen tossed in with every electric lawn mower sold.

  6. How anyone could even talk to a freak who pretends to be a woman. It’s surreal and ultra stupid.

    I hope humanity looks back on this period in time and makes parody movies about the insanity of it all.

    I think that may be coming sooner than later. We shouldn’t wait to pop that balloon before it gets too far out of hand.

    Yo

  7. Mulvany is a caricature artist who just cashed in.
    Look at his work. He’s a caricature of girlyness, and a mild insult to women.
    When he got the attention of the left, he rightly saw all the $$$, and grabbed them.
    Kinda like that Kyla Lemieux guy up here, but bigger, trolling the left.

  9. Broke the cardinal rule of knowing your customer. Rule number two is to see rule number one. The dip sticks running AB think it’s about Dylan Mulvaney. It’s about them. They are a bunch of dick-heads who showed no regard for their customers and who continue to deny they are the problem. I would have paid DV, fired the idiot who came up with the idea, fired her boss, and had the Board of Directors read the riot act. But they are a bunch of deniers. The best strategy is to keep boycotting until they acknowledge they made a mistake and then to keep boycotting. The best way to make a point is to bring them to their knees and when they kneel remove their heads and accept their apology. No violence of course. Just don’t ever buy their shit again.

    1. They do know their customer, they just don’t care and are certain they know better. There are lots of other, arguably better, beers around. Pick one. Twenty percent of beer drinkers purchase eighty percent of the product. It’s not that difficult. AB can keep all the snowflakes they can get.

      1. One of the concepts you learn in a basic Microeconomics course is Price Elasticity of Demand. This issue isn’t a reaction to price, but something else that caused a similar reaction in demand.

        A huge factor in the demand elasticity (how big the hit will be) is Availability of Known Substitutes.

        Chick Fil A didn’t take a big hit because they occupy a niche above regular fast food, and people don’t consider there to be substitutes (so most didn’t stop going there). There are plenty of crap light beers in the market, so the Bud Light brand is f**ked because it is easy to switch.

        1. Solid market analysis. Bravo.

          There are plenty of crap light beers in the market, so the Bud Light brand is f**ked because it is easy to switch.

      2. Don’t think so….it looks to me like their marketing folks are living in a bubble, surrounding themselves with other imbeciles who can’t tell loud propaganda from reality.

  10. You’d think they could find a “trans woman” who could be more convincing or, at least, leave you in some doubt about their gender. Instead they parade these caricatures. Hell, Jessica Rabbit was more convincing as a woman!

  11. Never forget the aholes at Nike, Gillette or Hersheys.

    Hit them where it counts.

  12. I read on Ace that the stock has been put on hold. I’m no biologist but I think it means no buying or selling

    1. Not quite right. HSBC has made a recommendation of “hold” on the stock – meaning that if you have it, just hold it; don’t buy or sell the stock at this time. The markets have not halted trading.

      Saw something today that warmed the cockles of my cold, darkened heart: sales of other AB-InBev brands are starting to suffer, too, as consumers realise that the company is evil for its endorsement of child mutilation. That’s good to see.

      1. Indeed. In Canaderp, that means Bud, Kokanee, Blue, Lucky, Corona, Modelo, etc.

        They bought Labatts in the 90s, so, any of your old faves noted above are OFF LIMITS.

        1. Exactly…..my hate for An.B comes from having piss poor product…. everywhere and it far predates this silliness with trans but I’m glad its finally catching up to them.

          Support your local brewers, where ever you roam.

      2. FYI: on the street, “hold” means “sell” or “do not buy” but no investment bank will actually come out and say that because:

        (i) it would subject them to potential lawsuits from anyone financially harmed by the stock’s downgrade; and

        (ii) said investment bank’s Corporate Finance division would never get any future deal activity from a company that their Equity Research division said to sell

        Biz schools will no doubt be studying the Bud Light fiasco which is up there with ‘New’ Coke in the high pantheon egregious marketing blunders. And I highly suspect that the now-on-leave Alissa Heinerscheid will land on her feet somewhere, undertaking some other “woke” re-branding to the acclaim of all the usual suspects, and you can bet she’s negotiating right now with a ghostwriter to pen her memoir, where she will paint herself in heroic terms, then as a victim of ‘right-wing’ backlash from the knuckle-dragging troglodytes of Middle Amerikkka, etc., etc., blah blah blah… Watch for both.

        Oh, and as a beer qua beer, Bud Light heinously sucks!

  13. ” … why did these marketers fail to invite new consumers without alienating the core base of the firm’s largest brand?”

    One word explains it: Sabotage.

  15. Walmart, Food Lion, Dollar General, Have case’s stacked 6 feet high, by 4 cases across, halfway around the store.
    It’s like walking through a maze.
    My daughter is store mgr. she wants the crap out of the way and out the door.
    Dangerous for employees and customers.

  16. At this point, this crappy could be offered for free and no one would want it.

    I have no idea why people appeal to X cultural subset. It’s like they want to lose money.

  17. The question in my mind is how in the hell does anyone get pissed enough to get a DUI from drinking Bud Light?

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