48 Replies to “A Canadian Army Tweet Goes Horribly Wrong”

  1. Delighted I left well before all the insane stupid shyte took over.
    The enemy will die of hysterical laughter, before the first shot of war is taken.
    I look forward to high heeled combat boots in the field, it should be an epic take down.
    Expect a nosedive in recruitment and a few resignations as this policy clusterfluck takes hold.
    If you can’t recognize whether you have a penis or not, you can rest assured they won’t recognize the ‘enemy’.

    Unvaxxed & I can still shoot ‘straight’. 🙂

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st St Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

    2. When your Combat Effectiveness is clearly under 25% as a “military”, I’d put cohesiveness at forefront.

      Not effin she effin males.

  2. “Commander! The enemy is not respecting my pronouns! I am literally shaking!”

    1. My son is in the military. He has represented Canada on a couple of foreign deployments to this point. Although he doesn’t complain, my anecdotal observation is that it is unbelievably poorly run. During his second deployment, his mother and I moved outside Canada. When he returned, he was eligible for a paid trip to visit us. He chose to come over Christmas that year. They screwed around for so long in approving his leave, at one point I joked that the clerks must all be off on pronoun training. As Christmas approached, we bit the bullet and paid for his ticket. Instead of the $700 tickets available a couple of months in advance, we paid $1500. When he applied for reimbursement upon his return, they screwed around for another 4 months before deciding he was ineligible because the ticket was on our credit card and not his. At that point, I quipped that I hoped they could get the bullets to the battlefield, if necessary, faster than they could make this stupid, bureaucratic decision. If Canada is ever invaded, you are all in deep shit!

      1. Bullets to the battlefield?? lol. 10K top of the line SlingShots for our troops in the Turd’s last budget. Poor Canada.

    1. Anything that starts with “Canadian” and has to do with the federal government is a joke period, April 1st, or any other day.

    2. No, it is real and caused a veritable wave on Twitter, posted March 31st.

      Let’s put weapons and machine guns into the hands of mental patients, what could possibly go wrong? 🙁
      Have a gander at the Nashville 6 for the most up to date “results”…a whole lotta weeping going on.

      With the documented suicide rate among so called transgender…I would be hitting the override button on that policy rollout.

      Cheers

      Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

      1st St Nicolaas Army
      Army Group “True North”

  4. The World’s First Pronoun War:

    I want a war between the US Army and the Canadian Army and hope they both lose.

  5. I do believe the Canadian Army just told its soldiers to get lost. Great morale booster, eh?

  6. for all the talk of inclusion, this tweet is aimed a one group only.

    White men.

    Good luck staffing an army with capable personnel without them. Your staffing issues are going to be even worse.

    1. For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Chuck him out, the brute!”
      But it’s “Saviour of ‘is country” when the guns begin to shoot;
      An’ it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ anything you please;
      An’ Tommy ain’t a bloomin’ fool — you bet that Tommy sees!

  7. They will only want abled-bodied cis-gendered white men when the bullets fly. For now, they can have the 1st Disabled Para Division and the 2nd LGBTQS 2nd Para infantry division. By then volunteering will be too late and it will be by conscription.

  8. It’s just a continuation of Bidihn’s military re ruitment policy. After all, it’s been so successful, they missed their targets by 15%…………..oh wait!

    1. It’s not recruitment anymore it’s re-fruit-ment.

      Bah-dum-cha!!!

      Here all night folks…

  9. Tell your boys when approached by mil recruiters to calmly reply “no thanks I’m not a faggot.”

  11. I hope that when the AB/Sask. army is created, the new politicos in office don’t fill the upper echelons with assholes like the Canadian Gov’t (and US Gov’t) has done.

    Also, I think we should have conscription as well, with no exceptions like “I can’t serve” because of some folks being conscience objectors or maybe they’re french or have other disabilities, and if the women folk are equal, there should be an equal number of women folk in the AB/Sask. military as well. I know that’s not a popular stance, but my care factor is still zero.

  12. L – Who has more trained soldiers in Canada? Canada or the C.C.P.? #?

    Anyone answering correctly will have their Social Credit Score reviewed.

    1. I’m guessing the People’s Liberation Army. I suspect only PLA get travel documents.

  13. ?.. Generally speaking men from rural areas join the military for the opportunity it provides.. All of the “special groups” listed above have other opportunities they cant take advantage of.. And most of them do..

    If our rural areas were full of black people our military would be mostly black..

    A stupid pretend problem from a stupid pretend government.. You want the special people to join up?.. Give them nothing.. Treat them like rural white men.. Let me see.. I could get a government grant to finger paint for 100 000 dollars a year or dig a foxhole for 10 bucks..

    Let me sleep on it..

  16. Military culture has traditionally been a bit macho for a reason. Frankly, I don’t have a lot of confidence in women, LBTQ etc., disabled etc. to form an effective fighting force. It seems that Canada has lost sight of the purpose of a military.

  17. This isn’t new, navies have been allowing gay men for centuries. I thought it was a requirement.

    Compared to women, Trans-women are superwomen. It is reasonable to expect no less from the rest of the lgbetc community — super-soldiers.

    In terms of disabled, already permitted if you look at the lowest allowed IQ. Although one does wonder about otherwise enabled, maybe they are hoping for someone like Dr. X?

  19. My son is a Canadian citizen but had to do two years of national service in Singapore because he was a PR there. Turned out he was good at soldiering and ended up in charge of 60 men in an anti-tank missile unit. When he returned to Canada he was still in military mode and asked me if he should sign on here.

    I looked him in the eye and said if you listen to me just once in your life, listen now. Do not join the Canadian military.

    He didn’t, and in September he will be in his second year of engineering at UBC.

    He would have been a great soldier. But I’d eat glass before he threw away his life on the woke abomination that is the Canadian military today.

    My family has served in the military for every generation we can remember. That’s finished.

    1. UBC is owned by Huawei.Staff there call it University Of A Billion -inks.

    3. Because I have 10 years of reg force my sons would half heartedly ask if they should join, mostly to gauge my reaction. My response was simple, would you put your life on the line for Trudeau? They are both very happy with their career choices which have nothing to do with the military.

      1. That’s it in a nutshell, Hugh. Joining the military, the RCMP and even things like teaching is to put yourself under the thumb of de facto fascists like Trudeau.

        Everything is unraveling and I don’t know if we will ever get it back.

        1. We won’t. I believe that our decline is fully baked in now. The speed of the decline may change from time to time, slowing a bit under a brief Conservative government then accelerating again when the Liberals return, but the decline will not be stopped.

          Argentina is our future. A semi functional state with a middling at best economy, where things sort of work some of the time, not Third World poor but clearly not First World. A place where things could get better if the people would get their act together, but ultimately the people are a mix of too dumb, too short sighted, too selfish, to create the conditions necessary for true freedom and prosperity to return.

  20. Don’t worry.

    Justin will make sure that the Chinese army will be a serviceable replacement for our own.

  21. Any decent conservative at this point would eagerly fight against our military and government.
    Not for it.

  22. If you walked into our home, you would never know we used to be in the military. No plaques, no photos, no memorabilia, nothing to indicate many years of service and multiple deployments. It’s been a while since our medals have seen the light of day and I can’t see that changing anytime soon.

    So sad how pathetic a once proud institution has become.

  24. With this sh1tbatch liberal government, that abortion LGBTQWERTY flag will soon appear as a uniform patch, opposite the national flag

    mhb23re

  25. Well, on a brighter note, having all these societal misfits gathered together as our supreme military force, would perhaps be a bonus for our society in general, if we send em all off to fight a war for us! Of course, using those same misfits to work out the logistics and battle plans, they could end up on the other side of the planet from where the war is.

    That said, at least they wouldn’t be here anymore, we just gotta remember to only give em one way tickets to the war!

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