And How Was Your Day?

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1. “Where’s the china we’re supposed to break?”

2. Xching China
   “No country should withhold progress on existential transnational issues because of bilateral differences,” said John Kerry.
   ?$$$$$$$$$$$$?
   Poor baby just got his Climate Change Money Nest Shit In.

3. I think I know where this picture was taken! This is not a new picture. It does tell a story, however. An individual just west of Edmonton, Alberta built a wonderfully nice house. Problem was…he was too close to a major highway. When the house was basically finished (as per the picture) the Alberta Department of Highways cancelled the residency permit. So, the farmer decided to make it into the nicest barn any cow could ask for.
   One can still see the “residence” on the west side of the highway. And yes, it encroaches into the safety barrier.
   Lucky cows!

4. Regarding point number 5 at the bottom of the link, he suggests becoming a vegetarian in order to please the cows.

   I feel this is the incorrect approach.

   https://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1iNDUxMzIyOGNmYWVkZDEy/?tagSlug=confession

   1. Be careful with that:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

      1. That’s hilarious. It kinda makes me sorry that I’m a meat-eater and cows have to die. . (The animator must be a city slicker. Those are Holstein milk cows he pictured, not beef cattle.)

   2. “I’m going to become a vegetarian to please the cow gods so that this will never happen again“

      They should stay in Washington if they’re that stupid.

5. In all fairness to the cows, the house is a raised ranch.

   1. yowzah!

6. They just moo-ved right in.

7. Didn’t they read Animal Farm?

8. The posted commentary suggests that the insurance company will pay for the extensive damages. Probably not true, since this is a unique event (cows invading a house), an event not covered by the insurance contract.

   1. Home invasions don’t include bovines? I’m sure the insurance company will cow the owner into accepting that–and that’s no bull.

9. At I suggest a dark brown carpet.

10. Looks like a Liberal MP and their first day in Parliament.

    If you’ve ever been to Parliament, you know that even endless renovations can never get rid of the whiff of bullshit that engulfs the place.

    1. I wonder if they mark the spot where Sir John A. barfed up his guts and gin while listening to Edward Blake drone on and on during the Pacific Scandal, if I recall my history correctly.