18 Replies to “Peak Identity Madness?”

  1. This is the moment I have been waiting for. Heading down to western Canada lottery Corp tomorrow to let them know I identify as the guy with winning lotto max numbers. Then to Ottawa to inform parliament that I identify as Uber Prime Minister. One better than the plain Jane pm.

  2. Does the opposite hold as well? I tested positive but I feel like I do t have Covid so I dont have to quarantine.

    The people I was in close contact in prior to travel all identified as not have Covid therefor I can answer no to the Arivecan questions.

  3. No body gets a cold, the flu, a scratchy throat or the sniffles. It’s COVID! Pull it out.

  4. I’m COVID positive right now. I do however identify as having an allergy to canola.

    While I’m indifferent on masks, let’s plow down the yellow, it’s colonized my sinuses.

  5. An “expert says…”…..an expert at what?

    Any expert saying you should just assume you have something because you believe you do, despite negative test result…. Is no expert.

    1. Probably the same expert who said that Astra Zeneca and Moderna was safe…

    1. I tried, “I identify as being extremely wealthy and powerful…”! But sadly, not even my friends have seen fit to help me achieve this worthy goal, though one of them cursed that he hadn’t thought of it himself…

      Darn…

  6. Read between the lines. They’re essentially admitting what we’ve known all along: That their tests are shit.

  7. So then … the same way our governments compiled the *granular* data of COVID deaths …

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