30 Replies to ““The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.””

  1. Brave new world. Speaking the truth is now “hate speech” also known as “wrongthink”.

    1. The science is settled … but biology is hate-think.

      I wonder how my 7th grade biology teacher would be handling this topic today? He would be rolling over in his grave, I’m sure.

    1. The “Radio Yerevan” meme from the USSR was a great example of mocking state propaganda.

      Censorship and surveillance are not signs of a confident regime.

  2. Can’t help cheerleading for the Babylon Bee. The site is deeply committed to Christianity but simultaneously hilarious. Here’s a short a short clip of them asking Elon Musk to accept Jesus Christ as his personal saviour – live, on air. Funny as hell – Musk is really good good on his feet.

    https://youtu.be/YjV8r8yfEC0

    1. A solid step-1 for Musk. And just to clarify …

      http://www.picshunger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/believe1.jpg

      Romans 1:19-20
      19 They know the truth about God because he has made it obvious to them. 20 For ever since the world was created, people have seen the earth and sky. Through everything God made, they can clearly see his invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature. So they have no excuse for not knowing God.

      It would appear as though Musk is already quoting the New Testament? He may just not know it yet

  3. Rachel is way uglier than Caitlyn Jenner.
    I don’t want to know who would win the “sword” fight.

  4. The Man of the Year winner looks like a drag version of a certain university professor I once knew.

  5. They took all the humor, Put ’em in a humor museum
    Then they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see ’em

    From the album Big Yellow Stomping Foot

      1. They took all the humor, Put ’em in a humor museum
        Then they froze the bank accounts and charged all the people that wanted to go free ’em

        From the album Big Yellow Stomping Foot

  6. The ‘Bee is a jewel. It’s creators/writers are truly inspired. Aaaaand, they swing a very sharp blade. The truly clueless are so unarmed in a battle of the wits. Keep it up!

  7. Once, a few years ago, I was in a vehicle licensing office to get plates for a motorbike.
    They had a poster up that read “Threats of violence and intimidation will not be tolerated in this office.”
    When my turn came, I commented on the irony of that poster. The lady at the counter asked me “What do you mean?”, So I told her “If it wasn’t for threats of violence and intimidation, there wouldn’t be anyone in here at all.”
    She got the deer in the headlights look.
    But being suspended from Twatter is some kind of big deal, it seems, whereas being marked for potential summary execution for not wearing a seat-belt is just fine, right?

  8. As I understand it, the Babylon Bee secures revenue from Twitter. And, Twitter’s use of a totally irrelevant user policy to justify interrupting that revenue is a rather bold step. Essentially, it is a violation of the contract. In addition, should the Babylon Bee take this to Court and secure a ruling reflecting this…then it gets even more interesting. Because, in addition to violation of the contract, Twitter is stating that Babylon Bee must take down the post in order to be considered for further use. This, basically, falls under the definition of Extortion.

    This would all hinge on Babylon Bee challenging Twitter’s position in Civil court …which, of course, would allow for all kinds of experts under oath stating whether they consider Richard Levine to be male or female. This is where the vocal minority loses its advantage. Good luck finding a jury that would consider Richard Levine a woman. Sure, there are a few loudmouths out there who gravitated towards the authority positions to force their misconceptions on the rest of us. But, on average, a jury will be made up a majority of people who don’t subscribe to the promotion of mental illness.

  9. Twitter isn’t even worth fooling with. They’re irredeemable. They locked my account for some comment I made contradicting the reigning woke orthodoxy in some small area (I forget what). Then they kept emailing me, trying to get me to repent and recant my previous remarks. I told those fascists to quit bothering me. I don’t need a censor and thought-policeman.

    1. Don’t use them, they die. Been saying that for a few years now. Apparently not very many intelligent people out there.

  10. A man wearing a skirt and claiming to be a woman is a walking-talking joke,

    If on top of that he is ugly, he is walking-talking satire.

    1. Well, it only confirmed what some of us suspected about a certain prime minister, didn’t it?

  11. “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.”

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