Honey, I Finished The Internet

32 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Sick.

   1. “Tasteless” was my thought.

      1. This woman is my hero. Anyone who knows squirrels hates them.

         1. My next-door neighbour at my house in B. C. has a grudge against a squirrel that lives in our area. It apparently goes into her garage and makes a mess.

            On the other hand, it comes into my yard and simply drops a lot of spruce cones onto my patio. It has safe haven with me.

      2. You’ve obviously not tasted the stew.

      3. All I see is three good squirrels.

   2. True, though I would question the difference between squirrel pen holders on someone’s desk and game trophy heads hanging on someone’s wall.

2. 10 pound each and two for 35?

   it should be two for 15

   either she cannot count or the whole thing is a joke.

   1. I also noticed the same. The bad math almost offends me as much the dead squirrels.

3. Those are classy. Slip a beer can in one and you’ll never have to drain warm remains from the bottom of the can. I’ll go for the 10 pound each deal ( ×2 ).

4. Well they are small, they are dead, and they are animals…

   But you’re never going to best the dead cat made into a drone in the Netherlands, never.
   That, was peak internet.

   Can these be made into cup holders? Why is the price for 1 at 10 pounds, while 2 are 35 pounds? Is this because they’re English and math is new to them? Is this how they normally market things in England?

   Could they be attached to a Calgary Stampeders football helmet as a “refreshments holder” for the slim chance that I’ll someday go to a Sask. Roughriders game and be looking to fight 1000’s of drunk Sask. fans? with my 2 dead Gainer the dead Gophers on my head?

5. These people have many problems.

6. Oh, look, a fucking squirrel.

7. Brilliant.

8. The two at $35 are twins, hence the premium.

9. Or you could turn them into a squirrel army:

   https://scrubs.fandom.com/wiki/Squirrel_army

10. Squirrels are rats with good P.R.

    1. That’s excellent! All they are is flying rats.

11. What’s the problem? Haven’t you ever worn a muskrat or beaver or other fur bearing animal cap?

12. I laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose…..and I haven’t had a glass of milk in two weeks!

    1. Uh…you sure that was milk?

13. The Mancunian Daily is a comedy account, and I can’t believe I have to say this.

14. Please take my money.

    I am sure the lefties at work will love these.

15. Good grief!

16. I’m on the fence.

17. Not sure what went wrong, but nothing showed up using my Brave browser. The post was blank. I had to open up SDA using Edge to see what the fuss was about.

    1. fc

       Funny that…I just Dl’d Edge…no bad at all.
       I do notice ya cant use it to contact CRA or Serv Can though.

18. Nice… definitely less wasteful than i am. All 20 I trapped and ‘released’ so far at my bird feeders ended up in the waste bin. They’re still coming….

19. Small Dead Animals

    Lol

20. More SDAs!

    How about Torrington, Alberta’s World Famous Gopher Hole Museum?

    https://manonthelam.com/44-dioramas-of-dead-gophers-gopher-hole-museum-torrington-alberta/

21. I’m having a really hard time believing this but it’s the 21st century where a guy with all his gear won the women’s 500 yard swimming NCAA title.

22. Check out Baxter Black’s poem “AARP!”

    Then this –

    https://www.tweaktown.com/news/79206/latest-internet-trend-is-to-eat-raw-decomposed-rotten-high-meat/index.html