56 Replies to “Conspiracy Theories Are The New Spoiler Alerts”

  1. Drones zeroing in….
    After all he suicided himself.

    Cop tracing…
    Let’s see if he’s home and raid the house…hmm.
    Quite a few possibilities.

    The crooks currently love the stealing vehicles with the fob that can be tracked and uploaded.

  2. The Mark of the Beast.

    Do not take it.

    I can see it containing a small reservoir of potassium cyanide. The first human remote “kill switch” in history … No more police shootings!

  3. Going with the FDA anti -Ivermectin thing “You are not a horse,” it said. “You are not a cow. Seriously, y’all. Stop it.”
    Microchip- “you are not a dog, you are not a cat. Seriously, y’all. Stop it.”

  4. L – Disclosure time, with these friggin’ Lockdowns, fake news campaigns, cancel culture, clot shot mandates and vaccine apartheid, the government has already gotten under my skin.

    It’s time for some anti-parasite measures!

    2. way back in my mind, having read Revelation a dozen times to ‘get the gist’ and listening to umpteen tv preachers (NOT the gimme gimme televagelists) cover the topic . . . . is THIS what its going to lOOk like? gradual gradual, paper thin slices continuously? just like my grade 10 history teacher pointed out how herr hitler did it. one slice at a time. slice slice slice.
      disconcerting eh? on l go WIPING OUT any and all debt l have for starters. THAT is something l can do about.

  7. I learned sometime ago that news isn’t necessarily how things ‘might’ be but, more so, how it will be.

    Portioning out bits and pieces of information over a period of time and repeating it ad nauseam as the launch date looms prepares us subconsciously for the inevitable.

      1. That’s what propaganda is for.
        Worked for Goebbels.
        Maybe we need those sunshades from ” They Live “.

        1. Goebbels? Goebbels was a brilliant PIONEER in the ‘art of persuasion’ he boasted about it, had no qualms calling it for what it was. proud the be named Minister of Propaganda. for him it WASNT a bad word, but a VERY effective tool.

          has NOTHING to do with my opinion what he did with said propaganda, merely that historically and factually he did use it very effectively. pointing that out o leftist onlooker does NOT make me a fan and supporter.

    2. That is also how we have a tax on carbon.

      It doesn’t sound stupid like it would have 20 years ago. We just argue how much.

  8. Anyone against these is an anti-vaxxer and must be shunned, shamed, ridiculed and ostracized immediately. YOU. WILL. GET. THE. CHIP. BIGOTS.

  9. We don’t need covid tests.
    We need IQ tests.
    With chips implanted so that the gummint can read the results of your IQ test!

    By the way, I have some thoughts on where they can insert my new chip.

    “What would you say to getting a vaccine status chip inserted into your body?’
    “You mean what would I say after I shoved it up your ass?”

  11. I wonder if these chips are susceptible to sudden bursts of static electricity? Asking for a friend.

  13. A.E. Van Vogt wrote a story I read as a kid in the 70’s, where chips were implanted in all citizens. A circuit in them, when triggered, caused ever increasing pain, so that criminals who didn’t report for their executions got increasingly agonised until they did so…

    In the 70’s… And I think he wrote it before then…

  15. What I find interesting is the path to this moment. Kate’s byline is entirely accurate.

    1. CCTV cameras covering every square foot of major cities (Oh, don’t worry about it)
    2. Computer components in every single automobile inclusive of audio equipment all hackable by a third party (Oh, don’t worry about it)
    3. Putting these type chips in pets and wild animals (Oh, don’t worry about it)
    4. Facial recognition applied wonton to social media without notification (Oh, don’t worry about it)
    5. Facial recognition and body temperature software applied at every major airport (Oh, don’t worry about it)
    6. Computer software provided with an anthropomorphic status recording and storing your every move (Siri and the like…Oh, don’t worry about it)
    7. Intelligence agencies being one of the primary investors in the creation of the largest search engine on the planet (Oh, don’t worry about it)

    Every one of those at one time was considered a conspiracy theory that was pushed to the side. Every one of them came true.

    1. But of course they would never ever upload your social credit score on those chips. That’s just crazy talk.

  16. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+13%3A15-18&version=NASB1995

    Revelation 13:15-18

    15 And it was given to him to give breath to the image of the beast, so that the image of the beast would even speak and cause as many as do not worship the image of the beast to be killed. 16 And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name. 18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty-six.

    1. “six hundred and sixty-six.”

      Don’t be racist, even evil demons must add to liberal diversity, look at Trudeau.

  17. I notice quite a few protest scheduled for early Jan.Truckers calling to barracade ALL provincial legislatures until mandate remove.Big protest in Calgary etc.etc.Look for a upcoming protest near you.
    Truckers appear to have the most clout. No trucks, no food, no nothing.

  19. It occurred to me in regards to fears of the military being called out to control the population…given the state of our military that’s a joke. But, it’s not too far fetched to have the UN come in. Our military is being discredited by means of sexual misconduct and such. Justin can call the UN in, foreign troops, say from African countries, won’t give a crap about our rights and they can be as brutal as they want. Who’s going to oversight them? The UN?

    1. That’s fine. A lot of Canadians won’t have any problems going full IRA on Nigerians who can’t handle our weather. And this country is perfect for armed insurgencies.

    3. The Chinese Military has been training here. They have lots troops and I am certain they will “help” out.

  22. If troops are called in they will be from China.They may be here already. A cruise ship more and the arms are already .on Canadian soil. A takeover of Vancouver and they can’t be stopped. China has the edge in military right now with an ultra fast rocket and a woke military in Canada and the USA.

    3. Sorry Spike Canada is to big any kind of organized resistance would be enough . Of course any kind of organized resistance against our own government would be enough . Where is it ?

  24. The only exceptions are the conspiracy theories our masters want desperately for you to believe.

    If the Jews really had devised a plan to overthrow our master class and re-order the world more in line with the principles of Mosaic law, I would be honoured and privileged to offer them any services in my power to provide.

    2. The village idiot makes a non sequitur. Well done. What’ll you do for your next trick? Tie your own shoe laces?

    1. Nearly 40% are in favour of them. G’bye, Alberta–it’s been nice knowing you.

  29. Liberals and dippers will be giddy with glee at the thought of getting a chip, most of my liberal family laminated their vax pass and wear it like a badge of honour.

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