22 Replies to “Blogging May Be Light This Week”

  1. I’m a sucker for a tough babes named Kate. Heck, I watch episodes of Castle just to see Stana Katic as Det. Kate Beckett.

      1. There are tons of great movies that don’t try to push leftist politics, it’s just that they stopped making them around 2006, mostly. It’s kind of like when the Greek theatre was free, but the Romans took over with their totalitarianism and all theatre had to glorify and justify the state. Well, nobody remembers Roman plays, but Greek plays are still performed 3000 years later.

  2. Kill Net Flix.
    Idiot box redux.
    Con Trolled.
    But Kate Rocks.
    And you know what Kate I am talking about.
    PS Allan S. And troll kind…you still suck, you anemic, enervating, feckless losers, you.

    1. Alan S got send out back to continue his day job? Sucking farts from rump roasts and dead chickens asses.

  3. As everybody here knows our Kate runs the bestest blogsite north of Australia!
    If that’s not enough, a world class breeder/shower in the esteemed dogshow events both nationally and internationally, who’s had fabulous success over the years.

    Recently however, she became aware that one of her Schnauzers had found an ailment in need of treatment for a hearing impairment. so she took it to the veterinarian.

    The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Kate, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

    So she went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover.

    At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

    Kate said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

    The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

    So Kate replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

    The pharmacist said, “Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.”

    —————
    Sorry Kate, I’ll just have to plead insanity.

    1. Laffin my (_i_) off Snagglepuss…..LOLOLOL..!!

      too flippin funny..!!
      ‘No matter what day in the past near 20 yrs, There is always someone cracking up…love it.!!

    2. Yeah, you bum!!! Besides, I think you stole it from some other unfortunate…

      Not only insanity, but suicidal tendencies too!!!

      Kate when you kill him/her, please show us the clip!!!

      1. Nistor Pistor, you Sunamagun (where I first heard that joke)…

        My favorite was time Nestor was to go golfing with friend. Friend has on new glasses, bifoculets. Nestor tee up, hit wall 25 yards into woods. Friend tee up, hit ball 150 yards down fairway. Nestor to green 8 strokes, Friend take 3 strokes. Nestor 5 putt. Friend 2 putt.

        Nestor ask friend “How you do that, you never do that before?” Friend say “It new bifoulets. I look down, I see 2 balls, big ball / little ball. I see 2 clubs, big club / little club. At tee you want big distance with wood so you hit big ball with big club. On green you want little distance so you hit little ball with little club. You want try?” So Nestor take glasses for next tee shot, hit ball 130 yards are middle of fairway!

        It make Nestor so happy that he have to make peepee, so he runs into trees. 30 seconds later Nestor is back out with wet pants. “Nestor, what happen?” “You and your damned bifoculets. I get into trees, I unzip, and I look down to aim. I see two thingies, a big one and a little one. I know the big one’s not mine, so I put it away and piss all over myself.”

    3. You win today Snagglepuss!

      Related, You wouldn’t want to put it on a Snagglepuss either.

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