I’m from the Government and I’m Here to Help

Baiting The Left CreepyJoeBiden Wuhan Flu 74 Comments

Imagine this scenario: You’re at home, enjoying a leisurely summer evening when there’s a knock on the door. You walk over and open it to see a young smiling Leftist apparatchik who says, “Hello! I’m here with the government. We understand from our records that you have not yet been vaccinated. Could you please tell me why not?”

How precisely would you respond?

This is going to get very weird, very quickly. More here.

74 Replies to “I’m from the Government and I’m Here to Help”

  1. This Dread Covid Theatre has certainly revealed a few home truths.
    For those of us who assumed we were adults and would be free to make informed decisions using our own judgement….
    Well what Asses we turned out to be.
    The Parasitic Overload has come right out and openly boasted of their intent,to use our wealth against us..
    To “help” us where such help is toxic.
    All the masks are off.
    Act accordingly.

    1. I heard a pro vax ad on the radio yesterday in Kelowna. At the beginning of the ad, it stated that it was sponsored by the United Nations.

  2. The last census was a dry run.

    In the past few days, I’ve noticed that several of my fellow tenants had yellow notes stuck on their doors. From what I surmised, those were reminders for the occupants from the government that they hadn’t submitted their forms.

    I myself confused the system. One of the questions was how many occupants they were at a given address, but it was also specified that it was on the actual census day. I wasn’t at home in Edmonton but, instead, at the house I inherited That meant that there were zero people at my apartment but one at my address in B. C.

    The census computer apparently squawked about it and, a few days later, I received a phone call asking why. I explained my situation to the government munchkin and I haven’t heard anything about it since.

    1. One wag suggested asking the person asking you the question, the following. Do you have herpes? Do you have HIV, do you have an STD? If that person says none of your business, you say likewise, my medical records are none of YOUR business, goodbye and good day. Or, Fuck off.

      1. VOWG
        ++++++++++/\ PRECISELY.
        If its a Female:
        “Have you had an Abortion..?”
        If its a male:
        Have you been Circumcised.?”

        ahhhh…I see, My Body My Choice eh….?

        Given they have gone to outright coercion, I have ZERO Doubt this shit is in the works…

  4. I would ask the brown shirt with the purple head bun why he/she is so convinced it’s a safe vaccine and yet is still not FDA approved…why not just distribute pamphlets in the mail about it and then answer my question by stating that it is much more intimidating to do it in person…then I would show the door.

  5. First of all, I don’t feel obligated to answer the door. I generally look to see who is there and decide whether I want to talk with them. I really don’t care if they see me or not. My house, my decision.

    If you do engage in conversation keep it short and matter of fact. “No thanks, I’m not interested in these vaccines”. Be repetitive. There’s a reason politicians use the repetitive answer technique…it works. Don’t answer questions, long silences make people uncomfortable so they’ll want to leave sooner. As they leave say “Thanks for stopping by. Have a nice day” because you’re Canadian.

    If they persist then simply tell them sorry, I’m busy and shut the door.

    1. Or…I could always direct them to come into the house through the garage door. We hang all of our deer and moose antlers from hunting prominently on the garage wall. We’ve had other people mention that it’s not a bad thief deterrent – somewhat like a “house protected by X” sticker or sign. Might work as a deterrent for government busy bodies too?
      🙂

    1. I’ve been vaccinated for lots of things (all in the previous century, not all in this country.) I don’t think I need any more and all the ways the government is trying to persuade me so far will fail.

  7. Sit in a window and watch them knock until their knuckles bleed, and laugh, and laugh and laugh. Maybe quickly make up little signs to show them through the window. I can’t hear you. Knock louder.

      2. I don’t know for sure if « not open for debate » was to attract a response from Metalguru but as I mentioned way before here in a thread about Keith Richard’s birthday, I like many of the Stones recordings…they just kinda suck live, that said, Sticky Fingers is one of my fav albums and Can’t you hear me knocking is great…Mick Taylor was the best guitarist the Stones ever had, including Richard himself…your reply from my complaint of Richard’s sporadic guitar licks at the time was that Keith is foremost a blues guitarist, I tend to agree but the problem is nobody will say, I want to hear blues, put some Stones on. The RS’s are considered a rock and roll band first and foremost but blues based rock for sure.

        1. Of COURSE I wanted to get a rise out of my favorite thrash-metal enthusiast. And I do agree with everything you said here … the Stones sound muddy live. I much prefer their studio sound. Case in point that sweet, sweet, opening riff to “Can’t you hear me knocking”

    1. I’ve often been tempted to speak German when dealing with government thingies. It is my mother tongue, after all, and I frequently welcome opportunities to practice it.

      Actually, I did just that when I used to fly to my house. When I had to do my near-Chippendale’s act before going through the security check, I’d talk to myself in German, reminding myself of what I needed to do and to put what where. The junior Gestapo in attendance gave me strange looks when I did that, particularly when I insulted them and they didn’t understand what I was saying.

      1. I’ll learn how say that I don’t understand in many different languages and cycle through them. I could be hard of hearing too. Maybe a little developmentally challenged.

      2. Ha Ha Ha. I used to do the Chinese Restaurant broken English version for Political Survey’s. In Chinese Restaurant Accent. You want Chickee Ball. I got Chickee Ball, Sweet Sour, You Like. You got Passport I trade Chickee Ball for Passport.

    2. My pat response … here in CA … is “?Que’? … ?Que’? ???? ?Que’ onda Guero?

  9. Bring it on….
    PULLEAZE…!!

    I would absolutely LOVE to have some Fed/Prov Govt paid Leftist safe space soyboy come to my door asking said question…. GARANTEED they will walk away in 15 minutes with the “Thousand Yard” stare.

    I’ve been saving up 16 months of things in reply….
    Bring it on.

  10. In the beginning I recall the government message was the vaccines would be available to those who want it.
    IMO that meant we had a choice so what changed?
    I chose to have it so I wouldn’t pass it on to others in my life if I happen to have it and be asymptomatic.
    It’s not healthy mentally or physically living in isolation.

    In any case, we cannot win against government, choice or not they can legislate against the choice not to take the vaccine by not allowing those not vaccinated to travel and anything else they decide is risky.
    Expect we will be wearing masks for the foreseeable future….hell we might even wipe out the common cold and the various flu bugs we get shots for every year by wearing those masks, especially those blue jobbies made in the Peoples Republic of China.

    1. What changed !? Seriously !? What changed !?

      Everything. From day one.

      Mask, don’t mask, 15 days to flatten the curve, 18 months to flatten the US Economy … on and on. Never let a good crisis go to waste … and never let a crisis end.

      1. The big winner in all of it is the hairy drama master who popped out of the “cottage” to assure us he was taking care of us. This drama master is now bare faced crossing the country seeking votes. He’ll have another term to make this country unrecognizable to those who built this country now being expunged from history and there will be nary a whimper.
        We truly are a country of Idiots , that in itself is a crisis if anyone had the capacity to notice and care.

        1. Trudeau said he was helping us by borrowing money we wouldn’t be stupid enough to borrow for ourselves.

          But we are stupid enough to believe he won’t tax all Canadians to pay for his corruption and partisan largesse, or that he won’t steal our freedom fighting the echo variant next flu season, with climate change lockdowns imminent.

          He’s in the process of bribing us into his next majority win this fall, with will ultimately mean Canada’s breakup.
          Now, very regrettably, O’Toole and the progressives remain mute, failing to capture the moment; meek not bold.
          Grit “policies” are ending racism, climate change and delta variants, juggling fake balls while dropping the real ones.
          With JWR washing her hands of the whole mess as the Conservatives miss another opportunity to put Canada first.
          The CPC plays it safe while giving license to the Lieberals to once again rob us and the treasury of a sustainable future.
          The fusion of libertarians and conservatives Harper painstakingly built wasn’t enough, and the media pulled it down.
          Cannibal conservatives ultimately ensured its demise by jumping ship on Harper prior to the 2015 election.
          Statists can’t believe their luck, whether it be covid or credit meltdowns, always counting on CINOs and Grit media.

  11. I’ll respond with a horrendous fit of controlled coughing…

    right in the face of the young smiling Leftist apparatchik…

    and I won’t stop until it leaves.

    1. And your house will be marked for burning. That’s what the wokists do now. Burn it all dowwwn maa’aaaan

  12. How would they have that information? Are medical records not supposed to be private or am I wrong in assuming that this will be a blanketing of neighbourhoods rather than individuals being targeted? I have entrance gates that are always locked with no trespassing signs. No one comes in that I don’t want to see.

    1. The HIPPA disallows any health professionals from sharing medical information with other parties. The pro-vaccination crowd will avoid that deciphering like the plague. Instead, they focus on telling you that there is no HIPPA violation if someone comes to your house and ASKS you whether you have been vaccinated.

      What I’m getting at is that if someone comes to your door on this issue, they won’t say “it appears from our records that you haven’t been vaccinated.” They will ask you if you were vaccinated and go from there. However, I’d be surprised if they didn’t already know your answer. I’m quite sure that the medical parties administering the vaccination have stringent reporting guidelines to the “appropriate” parties….even though it is illegal.

      Best approach would be not to answer the question and ask them to leave.

      1. One approach to take would be to take down the names of those that have indicated they “know” your vaccination status. Then file a complaint to the provincial ethics commissioner that your private medical information has been breached and that you are seeking damages. Damages will be sought from the individuals who knocked on your door right up through the hierarchy that sent them there. Even if they lied and did not actually know your vaccination status, the lie is a breach of ethics and you still want to seek damages. It’s like a robbery with a fake gun. It is still prosecuted as armed robbery.

  13. Lets see … the government is prying into your medical records to determine whether you’ve been vaccinated or not … show up at your door … and demand answers as to why you’re not getting vaccinated? Will they be asking you if you own any guns? Will they be asking you to prove your legal status? Will you be made to show an ID? Show the government your papers?

    Will the minimum-wage, err “prevailing wage” government lackey be asking your political affiliation? Will they ask about your latest posts on SDA? A …. FOREIGN … website?

    America is no longer the country of my birth, and that is the single most tragic thing ever to occur in my life. Yeah … farrrrrrr worse than the Vietnam, and Iraq fiascos combined. We have been taken down by radical leftists … who will never allow a fair and free election to ever occur again. Goodbye sweet America. What a horrific way to end.

    PS … when these door-to-door lickspittle brown shirts are asking about vaccination compliance … how young will they go? Will they DEMAND your 13yo get vaccinated? And your 11yo too? Will they take your 13yo outside and question them about mom and dads politics? And try to convince your kids that “getting jabbed” is as easy as slipping a condom on a boner? Will they hand out government tracts illustrating ‘Victoria Vaccinberg’ the friendly jab Nurse?

    This is sick. This is the END … beautiful friend … this is the end … my only friend – the end. Not to be overly melodramatic…

  14. Above are all good points.

    Re: the Nuremberg Code: “The voluntary consent of the human subject is absolutely essential.”

    If I were to be confronted on my own property, unexpectedly, I would refer back to April 26, 2021 @ SDA in the “BUT IT’S FREE” Thread. There was a link to Dr Mike Yeadon (@11:03 pm) and our dear commentator Nold was good enough to copy the following statement verbatim, I’ve saved it:

    “Thank you for your offer of a free needle but I am a sovereign being with the full right to decide what will be injected into my body.”

    Once I would’ve made that declaration I would have no further discussion. It wouldn’t be necessary.

    P.S.
    But, like L.C.B.— I don’t answer the door either unless I know who is at the door. It’s too invasive and potentially dangerous.

        1. I’ll give you a heads-up next time I’m traveling through Alberta …
          When your PM won’t imprison me first …

          3. Dang! That just ceased to be a bubblegum tune. Sweet original! I do like Edmunds bass heavy rhythmic guitar riff though … 🙂

    1. Same here.
      They’d REALLY wish they hadn’t.
      Our government loves excuses of my aggression on a mental medical condition.
      Need a “Warning: Medical Condition: Beware of Owner.”
      On my front door when they decide forced vaccinations.

  16. IF they make it to my door, they went past ‘No Trespassing’ signs at the entrance to the driveway and came 300 yards further, making them guilty of criminal trespass. The real question is can they make it back out to the public road faster than my dogs or the time it takes for me to grab the shotgun?

    I have no interest in engaging them in some philosophical debate about vaccines. The conversation will never get there. It will begin and end with their lack of any right to be on my property without a warrant.

  17. The Government of Manitoba is already prying into medical records and contacting your family doctor to tell them you haven’t had the jab so they can send your family doctor after you.

    I will react to any door to door characters by first informing them they are to address me as “Dr.” and then respond with a lengthy list of studies and articles I have read and discuss my personal risk/benefit analysis based on the data and quote the pertinent studies throwing in as much jargon and alphabet soup authority references as I can I. I will offer to print up some copies of the pertinent references for them to read if they like.

    I guarantee their eyes will start to glaze over and they will stagger away wondering WTF just hit them.

  18. My response?

    “Excuse me but there must be a mistake in your records, but if you insist, before I can give you this personal information you will have to file an information request with my office. The cost will be $150 and will take approximately 3 to 6 weeks to process. Please be aware however that any information that is deemed to be sensitive will be redacted. Also note that the individual(s) requesting said information will be required to submit their name, address, and social insurance number. Incomplete or incorrect information will be an automatic rejection of the request and any requests that have falsified information will be subject to prosecution.
    Thankyou, was there anything else?
    If not then I kindly ask that you leave my property or I would have to report a trespassing incident”
    I would then close the door.

  19. Seems as good at time as any to quote from The Gulag Archipelago –

    “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if … people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?”

    I suspect that the door-to-door vaccine knockers will be accompanied by police or military.

  20. How would I respond?
    The same way as when I get a robo call.
    “Oh I thought you were the prostitute I ordered”.

    2. “Hi sir, this is Rashid, I am calling about a duct clean….”

      “Goddammit Rashid, how many times do I need to remind you not to call me when I am filming my dog f***ing your mother?”

  21. “No.”

    But I am leaning toward Joseph’s idea of telling them to fill in a personal information request, with a processing fee, if they would like a response.

  22. “I’m happy to answer your questions. But first, come on in, I’d like to show you my gun room…”

  23. Also recorded will be the addresses of the people who stick a gun in the face of the Bidenjugend and tell them to get the hell off the property.

  24. My doctor has recommended that I opt out of vaccination. I have severe allergic reactions to polyethylene glycol. In addition I am taking immunosuppressive medicine for auto immune disease. Is there a problem with you discriminating against me due to my medical condition? Since I am not vaccinated, I have to ask you if you have corona? Do you? I ask that to everyone since risk assessment is in my best interest. Crohns disease is a shitty deal believe me.

    1. “I’d love to stay and chat but the voices in my head told me to go and clean my guns”.

  26. I feel no responsibility to be anything but fully rude to any apparatchik who comes to my residence. Census workers are told to use the number “#” to satisfy the reason for the census, and then they are told to get the fuck off of my property. Anyone coming to my door about the Kung Flu vaccine will be told the same thing, brusquely and promptly, without the number of residents, of course. The sooner we all learn to insult and degrade government workers (?) at every opportunity, the better off our country will be.

  27. “How precisely would you respond?”

    With lies. Delivered politely. With a smile, if possible.

    “I am vaccinated. Please update your records.” That’s not even a lie. I am vaccinated. For chickenpox.

    These @$$holes have cameras, ladies and gentlemen.

    Always remember, it is not (yet) illegal to lie like a Persian carpet to random door-knocking apparatchiks, “delivery men” and assorted other uninvited visitors. It -is- illegal to scream threats at them and hit them with a handy blunt instrument. Don’t give them something to take you down with.

    Be smart, be like teflon. Save your best Crazy Scotsman schlitz for the 3AM Brigade.

    And train the dog to bark. “Please step back in case the [huge murderous slavering monster] dog slips past me. He’s… excited.”

  28. When they knock on your door and ask you if you’ve been vaccinated against a disease that poses virtually no threat to you, ask them if they’re on PrEP.

  30. “Please leave immediately. Im going to get a hose to clean off my porch, if you’re still here when I get back you’re going to need a change of clothes.”

  31. Shit, just invite them in and then ask them if they have 10 minutes to talk about Jesus.

  32. Just received an automated cold call from AHS (Alberta Health Services) letting me know I have ‘a’ child that is old enough to receive the jab. (via voicemail…. I won’t be answering any of their calls anytime)

    Couple problems.

    1- I have two kids, and both are older than 12.
    2 – Pretty sure I don’t require any ‘help’ raising my kids.

    Can government do anything right, ever?

  33. Well,if the government feels that the unvaccinated are a threat to the public health.
    And the same government despises the Western Provinces.
    How about we create a “homeland” for the persons unwilling to submit?
    The Nation of Buffalo,home to the unrepentant anti government ,refusniks of the Glorious Government Goo.
    It is not Separation,Oh no we are not declaring Independence,hell no..
    We are just creating a homeland..For the safety of the compliant and gullible.
    We can insist we are doing it for the Good Of Canada,isolating people with immune systems and spines from the Fearful and Insane..
    Safety First.

    And we are not closing the borders,never.
    We are just preventing the viral spread of the Dread Covid Variants..
    Honest.

  34. Knock knock
    answers door

    “Good afternoon, sir. Have you accepted Pfizer as your Lord and personal savior?”

    The memes just write themselves.

    If you have watched ‘The Walking Dead’, or ‘World War Z’, or ‘Outbreak’ or any of the dozens of zombie apocalypse offerings of the last 20 years, you know exactly what they intend.

  35. I will film the transaction. What is your name (to each person)? Exactly which organization do you represent? Do you have a warrant? The following assumes no warrant.

    Thank you very much. I am not answering questions. Please depart my property. Under the law (I have a copy of the state statute printed), you are officially chargeable with the offense of criminal trespass. If you do not leave immediately, I am calling 911.

    If they persist, I call.

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