But Do They Breathe?

26 Replies to “But Do They Breathe?”

1. George needed a bra too?.. Man was he fkd up!

   1. I guess the grass skirts were getting too big to pass Thunberg muster?

2. “I dreamt I was an angel in my new George Floyd bra by Maidenform!”

   1. All the corporate wokeism is getting a little tiresome. IHeartRadio is running these Charmin and Pampers “Pride” spots every 3 minutes it seems and it’s totally inescapable. What the hell does gayness have to do with TP and diapers? Flood the zone! We’re turning everything gay!

      1. Charmin, Pampers, they’re subsidiaries of Proctor and Gamble, just as Gillette is. They just won’t learn.

3. I recall when I was a kid, the women in underwear ads were a lot prettier than these days.

   Times are tough all over I guess…

   1. That dude is actually prettier than the new spokes person for Victoria’s Secret – Megan Rapinoe

   2. I recall when I was a kid, the women in underwear ads were a lot prettier than these days.

      I can confirm that. While rummaging through the stuff I inherited from my parents, I found a pair of old vintage Sears catalogues from the mid-1970s. Yup. The models back then were definitely a lot better-looking than the ones being used nowadays.

      While we’re at it, how come male models are still expected to be beefcake with Prinz Dummkopf’s looks? To be fair, shouldn’t some of them have beer bellies?

4. Do they have a George Floyd maternity line as well?

5. They cite Floyd’s “horrific” death … but fail to mention his horrific life

6. For the record I have no interest in anyone who will do, has done, or is doing moe [sic].

   1. b.t.w. another brilliant tĭtle Kate.

      1. To answer Kate’s question … No. if they cover the Air-eolas

         1. When they’re abreasted they can’t breath. So… no, no they can’t.

      2. Outstanding use of specials, Roger – but I wonder how many folks will see it?

   2. But, did moe (sic) give his consent? Maybe he didn’t want to be done. What size of poop-chute did moe (sic) end up with?

   3. ebonics as a second language a thing yet?

   4. “…but in recent years the retailer has recognised the need to do moe.”
      I saw that Hey Moe misprint as well and for some reason Billy Idol has been running in my head…”she wants Moe, Moe, Moe…Moe, Moe Moe”.
      Maybe it’s just me (or Just Moe).

7. They need to provide George Floyd support hose for pregnant women. It will have a special opening for the tip of the pistol barrel.

8. Hey, whats with the flesh tone bra?

   1. I thought that colour, or at least its name, was abolished years ago.

9. Hilarious. Marks & Spencer: Death wheeze from the Hudson’s Bay of Europe.
   Share price is only down 60% from five years ago and they’re closing stores like no one’s business but I’m sure this’ll be the ticket that turns things around.

   “…but in recent years the retailer has recognised the need to do moe”.

   SMFH. Well done, asswipes. What, Snoop Dogg is writing copy for you now?

10. Their maternity clothing has a airbrushed portrait of Floyd holding a Glock to the expectant Mom’s belly.

11. Is there a bra with secret pockets for stashes of fentanyl and counterfeit cash? You know, the George Floyd bra?

12. Some of those panties look like hockey pants. FFS where did they get those models? Hired them off the all you can eat buffet at the pancake house?

13. Dont buy any of their woke critical race garbage products. Hurt them where it hurts them the most.