Kate! OMG! Where was your trigger warning?! Or should I say Ni&&er warning!??
HA HA HA, classic
Ha ha used to be a thing on slashdot
That looks as enlightening as Flesh Gordon from the mid-1970s. (No, it’s not a typo.) Yes, I saw FG because it happened to be on Bravo one night and I did so more out of morbid curiosity than the desire to be entertained….. Ouch!
The cheesy Flash Gordon re-make of 40 years ago at least some redeeming aspects, including a soundtrack by Queen.
In the re-make, Ming the Merciless is played by Max von Sydow and he’s about as good in that role as Charles Middleton was in the 1930s serials.
“Watch Flesh as he goes to Planet Porno to fight HIs AssHoliness, Emperor Wang the Perverted and his aide, Dildo. Flesh is joined by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff as they try to fight off Wang’s sex ray. In the end, Flesh restores the throne to its rightful heir, the gay Prince Precious. ”
My inner sixteen year old is giggling uncontrollably.
Colon, “The gay prince precious”,
I didn’t know the sock monkey was also a porn star!
Watch for a variety of British character actors in that one, including Brian Blessed (who played Augustus in I, Claudius), Peter Wyngard, and a pre-Bond Timothy Dalton. Edmonton-born Melody Anderson is in it as well.
1.5 M views on Youtube. Yes, that Youtube.
I think I’ll spare myself the indignity of watching it.
OMG I got to get it on DVD, it will make a great conversation piece, casually displayed right next to my treasured copy of “Nude Nuns with Big Guns”.
The Wikipedia page on nude nuns reads like lawyer porn. I now have to find the movie.
Go for it. It is strictly for connoisseurs of fringe. This film makes Mean Guns look smart, insightful and sophisticated.
Barbarella !
C’mon folks up your game!
I think I saw that one on Bravo as well.
Didn’t she have an orgasm in that film? Was it machine induced … or was it the blind Angel? All I seem to remember is form-fitting costumes. Anatomically correct costumes.
The 1980s pop band Durand Durand took its name from one of the characters.
In addition, the movie had two of the most wooden actors in its cast: John Phillip Law and David Hemmings. Looking at the cast list, it also had Marcel Marceau in it, though I can’t remember if his character actually spoke.
Then again, it was directed by Roger Vadim, whose ex-wives included Brigitte Bardot and Jane Fonda.
Yeah Kenji, she did, and as adolescent young man, I was in love with Jane, until she became a shrew, anti gun, and Hanoi Jane. But wow, she was a hottie when she was young.
I’ve only seen clips of the flesh Gordon thing, and glad I didn’t pursue it further. I’m sure I’m saner because of it too.
Almost made it through the day without watching this.
Watched a few minutes on youtube.
Should be interesting to see what google ads i get tomorrow.
When i search check engine light codes i get ads for subaru crap.
When i watch gun videos on youtube i get ads for nerf darts.
Check the menu at the weed store and get flooded with cbd ads.
Link?
Kate! OMG! Where was your trigger warning?! Or should I say Ni&&er warning!??
HA HA HA, classic
Ha ha used to be a thing on slashdot
That looks as enlightening as Flesh Gordon from the mid-1970s. (No, it’s not a typo.) Yes, I saw FG because it happened to be on Bravo one night and I did so more out of morbid curiosity than the desire to be entertained….. Ouch!
The cheesy Flash Gordon re-make of 40 years ago at least some redeeming aspects, including a soundtrack by Queen.
In the re-make, Ming the Merciless is played by Max von Sydow and he’s about as good in that role as Charles Middleton was in the 1930s serials.
Oh come on, Flesh Gordon was so over the top pathetically awful that it was brilliant. Here is a trailer NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GR9xSEHlLk
“Watch Flesh as he goes to Planet Porno to fight HIs AssHoliness, Emperor Wang the Perverted and his aide, Dildo. Flesh is joined by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff as they try to fight off Wang’s sex ray. In the end, Flesh restores the throne to its rightful heir, the gay Prince Precious. ”
My inner sixteen year old is giggling uncontrollably.
Colon, “The gay prince precious”,
I didn’t know the sock monkey was also a porn star!
His ever expanding resume is indeed magnificent!
Theme from Flash Gordon by Queen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4
Watch for a variety of British character actors in that one, including Brian Blessed (who played Augustus in I, Claudius), Peter Wyngard, and a pre-Bond Timothy Dalton. Edmonton-born Melody Anderson is in it as well.
1.5 M views on Youtube. Yes, that Youtube.
I think I’ll spare myself the indignity of watching it.
Another of the internet classics:
Simon’s Pie Charts.
http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html
OMG I got to get it on DVD, it will make a great conversation piece, casually displayed right next to my treasured copy of “Nude Nuns with Big Guns”.
The Wikipedia page on nude nuns reads like lawyer porn. I now have to find the movie.
Go for it. It is strictly for connoisseurs of fringe. This film makes Mean Guns look smart, insightful and sophisticated.
Barbarella !
C’mon folks up your game!
I think I saw that one on Bravo as well.
Didn’t she have an orgasm in that film? Was it machine induced … or was it the blind Angel? All I seem to remember is form-fitting costumes. Anatomically correct costumes.
The 1980s pop band Durand Durand took its name from one of the characters.
In addition, the movie had two of the most wooden actors in its cast: John Phillip Law and David Hemmings. Looking at the cast list, it also had Marcel Marceau in it, though I can’t remember if his character actually spoke.
Then again, it was directed by Roger Vadim, whose ex-wives included Brigitte Bardot and Jane Fonda.
Yeah Kenji, she did, and as adolescent young man, I was in love with Jane, until she became a shrew, anti gun, and Hanoi Jane. But wow, she was a hottie when she was young.
I’ve only seen clips of the flesh Gordon thing, and glad I didn’t pursue it further. I’m sure I’m saner because of it too.
Almost made it through the day without watching this.
Watched a few minutes on youtube.
Should be interesting to see what google ads i get tomorrow.
When i search check engine light codes i get ads for subaru crap.
When i watch gun videos on youtube i get ads for nerf darts.
Check the menu at the weed store and get flooded with cbd ads.