45 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

      1. *
        “I don’t think it’s going far enough. Cause I’ve always
        dentified as a chimp, right? Well, I am a chimp. I’m
        gonna have species realignment        .”

        If I say I’m a chimp, I am a chimp. Pre-op.”

        “But… Don’t ever dead-name me. Don’t call me Ricky
        Gervais again. From now on, you call me Bobo. “

        *

        1. While I was at Armpit College, I had students who “identified” as geniuses. Many didn’t think that they had to do much work and, so, it was my fault that they did poorly, maybe because I didn’t acknowledge their superior intellects.

      2. It’s not that the author is dumb, or uneducated, it’s that they actually expect to be given” special “ status, and why not, everyone else has ; mommy ,teachers, politicians and the justice system.

  5. Holly flick! Is this fake or some insane creature asking questions? DNA basic science 101:
    Y is male; X is female.

    I am sure that 23 and me will be happy eventually to provide fake results for fake trannies.

    2. After all, they are a business which will go woke soon, so why not lie about science, as most authorities do these days. Fake girls will get only mommies’ unharmful profiles.

      Yup, normal, ALL, Y guys do have MtDna from their moms. It would be easy for 23 and me to just erase men. It is all brilliant science, as you know! If you are a fake female, 23 and me will fix that for you.

      My not very intellectually inclined daughter did the test. She was bored with the results, as they confirmed my more diligent research, saying that we were “very early immigrants from the UK”, circa 1817-60 or before, with a bit of French, Nordic (my husband) and Spanish. I am a scientist, do not yet include my probable UEL ancestors.

      1. Word of advice.
        It’s a bad idea to give anyone a print of your DNA that is in the business of selling that information.

        1. Or having the work done in China where they harvest the data for use in weapons research.

          3. Bamn…!!
            Totally agree…
            I’m here now, have zero “need to know” from whence I came…DNA wise….nor do the ChiComs.

            It would been nice to see the utterly STUNNED look on the trannies face when xxit finds out it’s still male….oh..!! The horrors..!!

  6. He clearly deserves a refund for all the surgeries that failed to alter his chromosomes.

  8. DNA tells what you really are; apparently no one told this male that acquired characteristics are superficial, and that he remains a male. He really thought he had become a woman? Demonstrates how effective the left has been in building a world where a significant fraction of people live in a state of complete belief in the lies created by the left.

  9. Mental gymnastics and mental masturbation aside, every human alive and every human that ever lived, is the result of a heterosexual conception. It’s how it works, it how we are here.
    Homosexuality is a dead branch on our evolutionary tree.

  10. Notice how the complaint is immediately about “accommodation” rather than even briefly mentioning the real problem of acknowledging reality.

  13. Holy crap, the opening info paragraph is this problematic for him? Wait until it’s revealed how knitted into white colonial supremacy he is. Maybe leftists should avoid the stark reality that genealogy reveals.

  14. If they’re going to fake the chromosomes they might as well fake the rest of it as well. I mean literally a direct descendant of Napoleon if you want?

  17. “My friend identifies as a bird. Can we let gravity know that he’s transpecies and go easy on him?”

  20. Its interesting how some people completely, against all actual, real, known evidence float in delusions.
    This, though is typical of the socialists, so called ‘Liberals’ and so called ‘Conservatives’ in this country.

    Today, the intellectualists, as opposed to intellectuals, seem to have an upper hand in proclaiming nonsense from the pulpit of so called “experts” fully aided by the mass media cartel.

    The ruling class loves it, the plebes are indifferent and those that actually oppose the nonsense are being shut up and in worst cases cancelled.

    1. We have to stop entering the battlefield of their choosing. No debate can be won there because the rules of war that we normally operate under don’t apply in that theatre of operations.

  21. 23andme should know that when you deal with trannies, playing along and telling them what they want to hear is the main thing. In fact it’s the law in most places.
    Yes, you have XX chromosomes, uh “ Ma’am”.
    Good. Now tell me I’m beautiful.

  22. Once i would have suspected satire.
    Now I assume Wokeness.
    Do -Gooderism is a toxic plague.

    The Jesus thing about Give a man a fish,he eats that day.
    Teach him to fish,he eats every day.
    Goes whoosh right over the head of all these twits trying to make the poor and insane comfortable in their madness and poverty.
    Encouraging either of these maladies does not make a better world for anyone.

  25. Made me laugh. These poor folks are insane, which shouldn’t be funny but they’re the ones telling the jokes so it’s ok.

  27. They refuse to understand that you can only pretend to be something else all you want. All the snippin’ and stitchin’ in the world won’t change XY to XX, or vice versa.
    These people desperately need psychological help. Instead, the bureaucrats and Liberals make getting them help illegal. So, up on the pedestals they go and the rest of us being mandated to kiss their asses.

    1. All the snippin’ and stitchin’ in the world won’t change XY to XX, or vice versa.

      Those that go for the “renovations” may look convincing at first. However, their chromosomes keep working and, eventually, they start displaying physical signs of what they originally were.

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