16 Replies to “White People Taste Best Cooked In Wok Over High Heat”

  2. hmmmm, if this was feasible why don’t we look for signals from the cosmos? Or perhaps aliens are smrter than earthlings

  3. Another f*ckwit heard from high in the branches of the (m)acadamia nut tree.
    As the two cannibals are eating the well done clown: “does this taste funny to you?”

  4. Only fools learn from their mistakes. The wise learn from the mistakes of others.

    Never, ever, ever have anything to do with another culture you are not able and willing to defeat in battle and annihilate if you have to. Only the Samson Option made possible a relationship between the Jewish people and the Gentile world that even resembled civility.

    Unless, and until, humanity develops doomsday weapons that can tear apart the fabric of the universe, leaving aliens with nothing to gain from making war on Earth, we have nothing to gain by attracting their attention.

    Don’t expect ET to be nearly as gracious in victory over us as we were to Chief Big Screen TV.

  5. “it’s a cook book !!! it’s a COOKBOOK !!!!” lol !!!
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_(The_Twilight_Zone)

    featuring one of the earliest roles for the wonderfully talented Richard Kiel from the James Bond franchise etc.

    in all seriousness, after a lifetime of finding out how goddamn wrong the ‘experts’ can be, I admit to harbouring a belief that at least the *possibility* exists there is a species that has in fact mastered the means of covering the incomprehensible distances of space. In fact I have a theory, but I wont get into that.

    there is utterly NO guarantee and never will be they are not akin to ‘predator’ instead of the childish ‘et’.
    skill testing Q: in nature, WHO is it that comes to dominate an environment?

    too bad Carl is gonna miss the fun.

  6. They’re talking about shooting a laser 20,000 light years.

    It’ll take 20,000 years to get there. That’s twice as long as there’s been agriculture. I’m not going to worry about it.

    1. well, again, phantom, can you definitively irrefutably state that an alien species cannot and never will create some technology whereby sensors positioned hither and thither AND equipped with some sort of quantumsizedwormhole breach the time requirements for interstellar communications? hmmm?
      see my previous posting on what is possible. REALLLLY ‘possible’, not necessarily already existing.
      HG Wells predicted nukes in his sci fi ‘time machine’ see whut I mean?

      do NOT swallow the ‘expert opinion’ always without question. and no, Apollo 11 was NOT faked. m’kay?

      1. “…do NOT swallow the ‘expert opinion’ always without question.”

        What the fuck are you even talking about? It takes a year for a laser to travel a Light Year. That’s why it’s called a light year.

        If some guy is sitting 20,000 light years away with his warp drive fired up and ready to go, and he can get here in ten minutes after getting the laser signal, he won’t be here for 20,000 years and ten minutes. Twice as long as there’s been agriculture on Planet Monkey.

        Here’s something concrete to think about. Our radio and TV signals, radar, all that have been propagating away from the Earth at the speed of light for 100 years, give or take a bit. Earth generates a very loud signal in the radio range, a great deal of wattage is expended doing it.

        If there’s a warp drive culture located within a spherical volume of space, centered on the Earth, with a radius of 100 light years, they can hear us.

        From that I conclude that either nobody is listening, or they can’t get here because its too far, or we are too boring for them to be bothered visiting.

        1. “It takes a year for a laser to travel a Light Year”

          precisely. except you miss the point, that being the speculation about worm holes creating short cuts thru space, if they do exist, what’s to stop an exceptionally advanced species from utilizing a worm hole for the pathway of the laser transmission? the laser will still travel only the speed of light, but the worm hole distance is a lot shorter. that is the point I make.

          for one thing, putting an electromagnetic signal into this weird thing called a wormhole is supposedly easier than an actual physical object a la Star Drek.

          and if that does exists somewhere, the 20,000 years turns into a couple months.
          or whatever.

  7. That pioneer plaque is out dated. A man and woman!! What about all the other sexes? Maybe just a picture of a straight jacket would suffice for the next plaque.

  8. Two cannibals are discussing how to divvie up the dude they just whacked when one says “How bout you start at the feet and I’ll start at the head?”

    This was agreeable so they commenced chowing down. After a while the cannibal at the head says to the other one, “how’s it going down there? You having a good time?”.

    Other cannibal replies “I’m havin’ a ball!”.

    Cannibal 1 says “wow! Are you that far already??!!”.

  9. I’m reminded of a story about H. G. Wells that I once heard. Apparently, he commented that if an alien was to land here and say that he/she/it/whatever came to serve mankind (ooops! peoplekind!), the proper answer should be: “Boiled or fried?”

    1. Left to their own devices, socialists will go extinct from starvation long before they figure out how to travel to other planets. Not an issue.

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