Stop Ruining Our Fun with Politics

“Now I know you Swedish developers at Dice and you corporate executives in EA have been completely indoctrinated in school and college to think everything in your life has to have a political element to it. I know every corporation in the western world simply can’t make a good product at a good price, they have to virtue-signal to the rest of the world just how leftist-socialist-green-utopia-diversity-vagina-for-the-poor-transgendered-unicorn you all are. And I know, quite literally, your entire lives have been in an echo-chamber that you forgot what it’s like to be a child and just want to have fun, BUT….

the rest of us in the real world haven’t.”

22 Replies to “Stop Ruining Our Fun with Politics”

  1. All of life will become like a Soviet submarine, where there was always a political officer on board to make sure that incorrect thoughts were not expressed.

    1. There’s at least one of those at every university. In China, though, they’re a lot more open about it: the positions are listed on their websites.

  2. Yep, the entire gaming world is rewriting history and feminizing it. Look at the trailer for Battlefield V, it’s all about girls kicking a$$, and guys, well, someone has to die painfully don’t they? It’s gotten horrific. Pretty much every historical game is distorted and every futuristic game has women running the world. Then there is the ethnic distortions. Apparently, WW1 was fought using mostly girls, blacks, and foreigners. If there is an evil person portrayed, it is always a white male getting the role. Modern gaming has driven me back to pinball machines. Couldn’t take the level of soy in the content.

  3. I’m just curious … ? Does EA Sports Madden NFL 19 include kneeling, sitting, fist-pumping, and locker room hiding during the playing of the National Anthem. Or has EA Sports completely eliminated THAT realistic part of the NFL 19?

    https://www.easports.com/madden-nfl

    Thankfully, the last time I PAID EA Sports any of my hard-earned $$$ was years ago when my kids were middle schoolers. I do not now, nor have I ever been a “gamer”. Waste of time.

      1. ha ha ha!!!

        ah jeez. this is why I come here, to sound off and check out the delicious humour.

        anyways, re video games, the only computer game I EVER purchased and played was a *DOS* version of chess. ‘Chessmaster’.
        it was fun, dont remember what happened to it, fun and good practice for the ‘old school’ board version.
        the only *other* computer game I played much was a Commodore ‘star trek’ where I showed my kid how to hack the code and wind up with lots and lots of fuel.

        nowadays, I lament, but not surprised in the slightest the preponderance of kill kill kill !!!!! violence violence !!! swords or light sabers, sandals or jet packs same thing. keep killing and killing and killing.

        fcuk em.

        hmm. that was a first. click every box in the captcha and it worked.

    1. If you watch Terrence Popp, you’ll pick up the lingo of Slot A, Slot B, Slot C and Peg D. A is for eating. B is for shitting. C is for birthing, and D is for poking into the Sluts.

  4. Anyone out there willing to take a bet on whether or not our PM has pre-ordered this game?
    My money says he may have even been in on the testing of it.

  5. A classic tale from the world of modern business… gifted entrepreneurs created and built the business, cashed out, and the politically-correct social justice warriors with the necessary academic credentials to be hired by the new owners (academic credentials required by the regulators (gov’t, banking etc) of the corporation) steadily run the business into the ground with their virtue signalling. Investors beware, corporate management must have serious skin in the game.

  6. Repeat after me:
    The market will decide.
    The market will decide.
    The market will decide.

    Whether it appeals to you or to me is irrelevant. Having said this, I suspect the market will decide against Battlefield Vagina (which, in a very different sense, has always been a battlefield for men) as the reality is that men and women are actually different in their preferences, it’s biological and immutable (at least statistically so).

  7. Getting gifts at Christmas is about religion Captain, and Christ is the reason for the holiday in the first place.
    Christ’s gift is redemption and salvation to individual humanity. It sure as hell isn’t about looking good for the Jone’s across the street or comparing yer loot with your buddies at school. Last time I checked Christ wasn’t immune to turning over the vendors tables in the temple either, so not exactly the milquetoast character you seem to presume.

    Needless to say, healthy children know how to have fun instinctually.

    I haven’t ever played “Battlefield Front Hole (Vagina)” but I did see the trailer in the advertisements regarding raytracing technology via NVidia recent graphics card tech roll-out.

    This seems to be the avant garde in gaming similar to Lara Croft Tomb Raider; having some female figure waving their voluptuous fannies across one’s computer screen; because political correctness has made it ‘unmanly’ to whistle at a good looking woman in real life.

    What is the percentage of gamers who are female…or should the question now be how many gaming heros are now HERmaphrodites?

    The gaming executives who buy into to the politically intolerant left are quite frankly useless twats who have forgotten how to have fun.

    Vanquishing your favorite demon on the digital screen is probably a healthier outlet,
    than than destructing real humans with one’s choice implement of death.

    “If a soldier demands that you carry his gear for a mile, carry it two miles.” Matthew 5:41

    After all Christ managed to conquer death so we don’t have to…

    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

    1. Not like Tomb Raider (that was at least entirely fiction), this one has DISABLED female soldiers at the front in WWII because it’s the current year. Odd, but back in 1942 wasn’t 1942 the current year?

      If you are looking for games to ogle women in, you want to go to playasia and get the English version of Dead or Alive Extreme 3 they won’t sell in the west because of all the whiners. It appears to be a beach volleyball fighting game built with a graphics engine that includes boob physics.

      1. Hilarious….”a graphics engine that includes boob physics”

        I took advanced theoretical physics for my degree some years ago; but I freely admit that I didn’t see ‘boob physics’ in the syllabus of course work. I’m sure the healthy male element will be signing up for that course at every reputable post secondary university. 🙂

        I think the males of the human species are ‘hard wired’ to appreciate the female figure; which ensure the species won’t die out.

        Thank the heavens, the human species isn’t lost after all, saved by boob physics!
        Priceless, thanks for that.

        Cheers
        Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
        1st Saint Nicolaas Army
        Army Group ‘True North’

    2. “Getting gifts at Christmas is about religion Captain, and Christ is the reason for the holiday in the first place.”

      In defence of “Captain Capitalism”, I understand what he is saying. Of course Christmas is about Christ but give the kids a break. Their gifts shouldn’t always just be Bibles, socks, underwear and ties.

      There’s a nice little scene in the 1981 film “Chariots of Fire” where Eric Liddell (the Olympic runner and future Protestant missionary in China) is on his way to the “kirk” with his sister somewhere in Scotland. Some boys are kicking a football around in the street and it inadvertently gets kicked towards Liddell. He catches it and asks, “Are you boys not going to church?” Then he says, “Well, you come and hear me preach at the church and I’ll come and run with you afterwards at the track [Liddell was a well known and very popular athlete in Scotland].”

      His sister then admonishes him about “running on the Sabbath.”

      He replies, “Jennie, do you want the boys to grow up thinking God’s a spoilsport?”

      (Liddell died in a Japanese internment camp in 1945.)

  8. also, it occurs to me, I perceive a glacial and equally irresistible trend in the market, one of lower and lower and lower quality standards and REAL choice. (unlike ‘choosing’ between a black or a red finish on the digital gadget).
    I chalk this up to the trillions of dollars in cheap merchandise from chirer, and a general malaise in the effort to ‘educate’ consumers as opposed to the REAL effort to manipulate them into buying ‘whatever’ the latest gadget is.
    does it do what it is supposed to? dont care !!!! I want it I want it !!!!
    will it break easily? dont care !!!! I want it I want it !!!!
    price/performance good? dont care !!!! I want it I want it !!!!

    sheeple. believing everything they are told and conditioned to obey authority. why else is the CRA ‘arrest you’ scam so effective?
    and getting worse, very gradually and irreversibly.
    sign of the times.

    p.s. there was an episode of Law & Order SVU about this. the female game developer was treated very very badly by her male peers. aka art imitating life. game development *has to be* one of the last few holdouts for the masculina mahnhood set.

  9. “Front hole” is so ten minutes ago, thanks to the internet the English language is already evolving it to “frunt”.

  10. It was annoying, but the feminist revisionist aspect of that game is the least problematic. The trailer is a godawful bombastic mess, and worst of all….it has battle royale. Full Cancer.

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